why chuck norris? why?

why not jackie chan?

Because Jackie chan lacks red facial hair.

thats it?

Chuck is cheesier.

because jackie doesn't take himself serious in his movies..but whatever chuck norries does is a serious business .i think that's why those jokes point at chuck norris.

Don't mention his name or he will kill us all!:D

because jackie doesn't take himself serious in his movies..but whatever chuck norries does is a serious business .i think that's why those jokes point at chuck norris.

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what about jet li? he's serius to right?

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because jackie doesn't take himself serious in his movies..but whatever chuck norries does is a serious business .i think that's why those jokes point at chuck norris.

what about jet li? he's serius to right?

Jackie Chans a joke and Norris was Walker Texas Ranger. 8)

I hate Chuck norris jokes so much lol, Jackie is a great dude his old movies are awesome. But as of the past 15 years he has gone way down hill.

Is Jackie Chan an immortal mortal like Chuck Norris?
I think not
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The new Chuck Norris:

(scroll image to the right to read why...)

I think im missing something. What is this all about? What is the Almighty Chuck doing now?? Is there a new Total Gym these days or something?