While I would not have a theological issue that I can think of with him ever having a female interest, most scholars (secular and religious) are typically under the assumption that his mission to preach about the kingdom of God would have been a much greater concern for him than dates with the ladies.
It's hard to say what Jesus did while he was in his teens, since the gospel doesn't pick up until he is a man. Guess it would be blasphemy to believe the perfect man ever acted like an imperfect human? Jesus kept it real. The perfect way to perceive women is to treat them with the same respect you treat your mother sister and other women siblings. the bible did mention Jesus preached to sinners, prostitutes, drunks, anyone because Jesus didn't discriminate.
[QUOTE="playmynutz"]It's hard to say what Jesus did while he was in his teens, since the gospel doesn't pick up until he is a man. Guess it would be blasphemy to believe the perfect man ever acted like an imperfect human? Jesus kept it real. The perfect way to perceive women is to treat them with the same respect you treat your mother sister and other women siblings. the bible did mention Jesus preached to sinners, prostitutes, drunks, anyone because Jesus didn't discriminate. Apparently there is stuff written about Jesus's younger years, but it was left out. It's still floating around. I seem to recall he exploded a dragon, or turned a snake inside-out or something like that. He did some pretty cool stuff. Cracked has an article about it.
[QUOTE="ThePoliceFive-O"]Answer inside link! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPvEWYaOIXk That sh*t ain't even clickable, you expect me to copy/paste it?
[QUOTE="Tylendal"][QUOTE="playmynutz"]It's hard to say what Jesus did while he was in his teens, since the gospel doesn't pick up until he is a man. Guess it would be blasphemy to believe the perfect man ever acted like an imperfect human? Jesus kept it real. The perfect way to perceive women is to treat them with the same respect you treat your mother sister and other women siblings. the bible did mention Jesus preached to sinners, prostitutes, drunks, anyone because Jesus didn't discriminate. Apparently there is stuff written about Jesus's younger years, but it was left out. It's still floating around. I seem to recall he exploded a dragon, or turned a snake inside-out or something like that. He did some pretty cool stuff. Cracked has an article about it. My original post was going to say. what if jesus had a secret journal of his teen years with names of the women he got it in with. but exploding dragon and inside out snakes, count me in i wanna read more
[QUOTE="Tylendal"][QUOTE="playmynutz"]It's hard to say what Jesus did while he was in his teens, since the gospel doesn't pick up until he is a man. Guess it would be blasphemy to believe the perfect man ever acted like an imperfect human? Jesus kept it real. The perfect way to perceive women is to treat them with the same respect you treat your mother sister and other women siblings. the bible did mention Jesus preached to sinners, prostitutes, drunks, anyone because Jesus didn't discriminate. Apparently there is stuff written about Jesus's younger years, but it was left out. It's still floating around. I seem to recall he exploded a dragon, or turned a snake inside-out or something like that. He did some pretty cool stuff. Cracked has an article about it. While there are indeed stories like this, these particular ones were written too many years after the time of Apostles to accept as legitimate (some 150-200 years after the fact if I recall).
A nice red wine is great with a quality steak, other than that, wine is for b*tches. Bourbon/whiskey on the rocks, beer chaser, if you are weak enough to need a chaser.
A nice red wine is great with a quality steak, other than that, wine is for b*tches. Bourbon/whiskey on the rocks, beer chaser, if you are weak enough to need a chaser.ThuglyDrunk
Wow. How old are you? We get it...geez...pounding your chest like a big man.
He didn't have a girlfriend because he wasn't real and never will be real. Get over it your paper messiah will never fly. Stop believing in fairy tales like children.
He probably did, especially as a teenager. But we don't have any records of his adolescent period. And the canonical gospels tend to downplay his relationship with Mary Magdalene. If he was human, chances are they were married and had kids, especially by the time Jesus was killed. If he did fake his death (the time spent on the cross wasn't long enough to die by starvation, the empty tomb plus people seeing him "resurrected") then the chances are extremely high they lived a long life full of love and children. I really wish the truly historical Jesus story would come to light. It's probably infinitely more interesting and inspiring to a modern person.
He didn't have a girlfriend because he wasn't real and never will be real. Get over it your paper messiah will never fly. Stop believing in fairy tales like children.Whomeam1
Whoms, even fake characters in literature have b*tches. F*ck, even Sam in the LOTR ended up getting poon, at the end of the books to be sure. If a freakin fake hobbit can get laid, pretty sure a fake son of god can get his johnson wet.
Whoms, even fake characters in literature have b*tches. F*ck, even Sam in the LOTR ended up getting poon, at the end of the books to be sure. If a freakin fake hobbit can get laid, pretty sure a fake son of god can get his johnson wet.ThuglyDrunk
[QUOTE="Whomeam1"]He didn't have a girlfriend because he wasn't real and never will be real. Get over it your paper messiah will never fly. Stop believing in fairy tales like children.ThuglyDrunk
Whoms, even fake characters in literature have b*tches. F*ck, even Sam in the LOTR ended up getting poon, at the end of the books to be sure. If a freakin fake hobbit can get laid, pretty sure a fake son of god can get his johnson wet. I know his type of character. He's always doing that water into wine stuff to make people like him and then they just take advantage of him. There's absolutely no way in hell that he was capable of getting laid. I bet he only agreed to the crucification to impress some girl. Just pathetic.
I'll half agree with you, it does seem like some emo-ass bullsh*t to get laid. "Behold what I am doing for you, Please for the love of god, touch my winkie!"
I'll half agree with you, it does seem like some emo-ass bullsh*t to get laid. "Behold what I am doing for you, Please for the love of god, touch my winkie!"ThuglyDrunk
Sacrificing himself to save the entire planet. That just reeks of some 13 year old nerds secret story that he writes between the beatings he gets at school.
While I would not have a theological issue that I can think of with him ever having a female interest, most scholars (secular and religious) are typically under the assumption that his mission to preach about the kingdom of God would have been a much greater concern for him than dates with the ladies.mindstorm
As a Jew, Under Jewish law at the time Jesus would have been legally obligated to be married of he were to consider himself a rabbi/teacher. There is some speculation that the wedding where Jesus turns water into wine at his mothers request was in fact for his very own wedding ( and no not Mormon BS)
[QUOTE="mindstorm"][QUOTE="Tylendal"][QUOTE="playmynutz"]It's hard to say what Jesus did while he was in his teens, since the gospel doesn't pick up until he is a man. Guess it would be blasphemy to believe the perfect man ever acted like an imperfect human? Jesus kept it real. The perfect way to perceive women is to treat them with the same respect you treat your mother sister and other women siblings. the bible did mention Jesus preached to sinners, prostitutes, drunks, anyone because Jesus didn't discriminate. Apparently there is stuff written about Jesus's younger years, but it was left out. It's still floating around. I seem to recall he exploded a dragon, or turned a snake inside-out or something like that. He did some pretty cool stuff. Cracked has an article about it. While there are indeed stories like this, these particular ones were written too many years after the time of Apostles to accept as legitimate (some 150-200 years after the fact if I recall). Oh, of course. The ones written thirty-to-fifty years after his death (most of the new testament) MUST be legitimate then.
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