Why didn't Jesus have a girlfriend??

Bible was created not to fantasies sex....... go read playboy, betty and veronica, readers digest or whateverhippiesanta

[QUOTE="hippiesanta"]Bible was created not to fantasies sex....... go read playboy, betty and veronica, readers digest or whateverThuglyDrunk

[QUOTE="ThuglyDrunk"][QUOTE="hippiesanta"]Bible was created not to fantasies sex....... go read playboy, betty and veronica, readers digest or whateverjalexbrown

He was probably gay.

[QUOTE="ThuglyDrunk"][QUOTE="hippiesanta"]Bible was created not to fantasies sex....... go read playboy, betty and veronica, readers digest or whateverjalexbrown

Why would he need anything when he was everything?

If you have the ability to do anything in the universe, the last thing you would want is to have sex.

He came for 1 mission, and he completed his mission. now its up to us to do our mission

G00d guise nevah win!

As a Jew, Under Jewish law at the time Jesus would have been legally obligated to be married of he were to consider himself a rabbi/teacher. There is some speculation that the wedding where Jesus turns water into wine at his mothers request was in fact for his very own wedding ( and no not Mormon BS)Nuck81

It is unthinkable that if Jesus had a widowed wife that there would be no mention of this "Wife" for two thosuand years. Besides the Bahai religion forbids you from accepting that idea.

[QUOTE="hippiesanta"]Bible was created not to fantasies sex....... go read playboy, betty and veronica, readers digest or whateverThuglyDrunk

last time i saw American Dad, Jesus dated Francine Smith :P

Wasn't he the leader of an all male group?

maybe he was actually gay?

maybe he was actually gay?

almasdeathchild

Well he did go on about loving your fellow man a lot, perhaps we misinterpreted the true message?

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maybe he was actually gay?

tenaka2

Well he did go on about loving your fellow man a lot, perhaps we misinterpreted the true message?

People didn't really date back then. If you wanted a wife, you'd offer her father a pig or something. If Jesus had a wife, it was probably Mary Magdalene.harashawn

Wasn't that his mother?

Didn't Jesus and Mary Magdelene f*ck?

Probably too ugly.

[QUOTE="Nuck81"] As a Jew, Under Jewish law at the time Jesus would have been legally obligated to be married of he were to consider himself a rabbi/teacher. There is some speculation that the wedding where Jesus turns water into wine at his mothers request was in fact for his very own wedding ( and no not Mormon BS)Philokalia

It is unthinkable that if Jesus had a widowed wife that there would be no mention of this "Wife" for two thosuand years. Besides the Bahai religion forbids you from accepting that idea.

[QUOTE="Sedin44"]

Just curious what people think. I am sure the walking on water trick could impress a girl at the nearest well.

NiKva

he did, but she was pretend too.blue_hazy_basic

i am child with god

Because he liked penis.

He did, and she was loose before she met him. Chances are Jesus had an STD.

Edit: I believe in the gospel of Thomas Jesus says something about sex bringing you closer to god or something like that.

According to The Metatron he had a family.

Dogma

^if you haven't seen it already... I highly reccomend it, one of my favorite Kevin Smith(aka Silent Bob) movie.

[QUOTE="NiKva"][QUOTE="Sedin44"]

Just curious what people think. I am sure the walking on water trick could impress a girl at the nearest well.

Sedin44

Hahahahahahahahaha!

The bride of Jesus was the church. He didn't have a girlfriend because he was about his Father's business. That didn't include any intimate relationship.

[QUOTE="NiKva"][QUOTE="Sedin44"]

Just curious what people think. I am sure the walking on water trick could impress a girl at the nearest well.

Sedin44

According to The Metatron he had a family.

Dogma

^if you haven't seen it already... I highly reccomend it, one of my favorite Kevin Smith(aka Silent Bob) movie.

AtlanticRock

Not everyone needs a girl friend.alexside1

[QUOTE="AtlanticRock"]

According to The Metatron he had a family.

Dogma

^if you haven't seen it already... I highly reccomend it, one of my favorite Kevin Smith(aka Silent Bob) movie.

Nuck81

I said he had a family(meaning his neice, brother, etc.), never said that Jesus himself had kids.

The correct scene is here.

Because he knew having a gf was a waste of time

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

[QUOTE="harashawn"]People didn't really date back then. If you wanted a wife, you'd offer her father a pig or something. If Jesus had a wife, it was probably Mary Magdalene.tenaka2

Wasn't that his mother?

The Church is his bride. He came to save the entire human race and thus could not really be tied to one person.

Just curious what people think. I am sure the walking on water trick could impress a girl at the nearest well.

Sedin44

[QUOTE="alexside1"]Not everyone needs a girl friend.Sedin44

[QUOTE="Sedin44"]

Just curious what people think. I am sure the walking on water trick could impress a girl at the nearest well.

Riverwolf007

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/09761a.htm

No it doesn't. And I didn't say I believed it, just that there is speculation, and I consider it plausible, but don't believe it would affect his divinity in any way. There are many facts about Jesus life we don't know, that have been lost in time or "covered up" it is well within the Churches capability to cover up something like Jesus being married. The first council of Nicaea basically formed everything we now know of the modern church and the modern Bible. It would be very interesting to know exactly what ended up on the cutting room floor.Nuck81

You like Jack Chick and Zeitgeist theorists give too much power to the Churches.

But your ignorance of Nicea is reason enough not to deal seriously wiht you on this subject. Read the canons, then read Constantine and when he talks about it, Athanaisus and Eusibius on the council. Then we will talk about the Holy council.

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[QUOTE="Sedin44"]

Just curious what people think. I am sure the walking on water trick could impress a girl at the nearest well.

whipassmt

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/09761a.htm