Why do I always have to go to the bathroom at the wrong time?

I have a question. For some reason I always have the urge to go to the bathroom right before I'm about to do something or relax.
Examples:

Preparing for a friday movie night in the basement. I make popcorn, pour some coke in a glass, sit in my relaxing chair, I'm all settled in. Then RIGHT when I press play, I have to go to the bathroom.

I buy a new video game from the store. I rush home and install it for an hour patiently waiting. I dont have to go to the bathroom at all so I just sit there. Then as soon as the game is finished downloading, and I can finally play...BAM i have to go to the bathroom.

why is my bladder being such a *****?

Pissing takes like 30sec............what's the issue?bobaban

Ha! :lol:

Silly mortals and their bathroom needs!

Ahhhh, that's IBS... "Ironic Bladder Syndrome". :D

[QUOTE="bobaban"]Pissing takes like 30sec............what's the issue?martinX3X

You suffer from insobordinate bladder syndrome. You need to see a bladder trainer.

Ahhhh, that's IBS... "Ironic Bladder Syndrome". :D

Frame_Dragger

You beat me to it... Well kinda :P

Why not just go before you do those things? I don't understand why some people wait for their bladder to burst before going. If I am about to do something enjoyable, I will use the restroom first so it doesn't interfere. Ghost_702

Pissing takes like 30sec............what's the issue?bobaban

like you really want to go to the restroom during a great movie? :roll:

[QUOTE="Ghost_702"]Why not just go before you do those things? I don't understand why some people wait for their bladder to burst before going. If I am about to do something enjoyable, I will use the restroom first so it doesn't interfere. martinX3X

I know EXACTLY what you mean and yes it's annoying, (at the other guy) not because we're fat lazy blobs but because it comes right the second we're about to do something.

I often pee before I do things so that I won't have to when I get all comfortable ^^

That said, when I am doing something and need to pee I keep doing that thing and just really need to pee later :P

talk to your bladder,it's a civilized world,there is nothing that can't be fixed with a nice logical conversation.

[QUOTE="bobaban"]Pissing takes like 30sec............what's the issue?killerband55

like you really want to go to the restroom during a great movie? :roll:

I know that feeling bro. Waiting for a conference call right now and I really want to go to the bathroom :/

Same thing always happens to me, it is very annoying and I have yet to find the cure

[QUOTE="bobaban"]Pissing takes like 30sec............what's the issue?martinX3X

It could be worse, you could be pregnant. You pee ALL THE TIME!

It could be worse, you could be pregnant. You pee ALL THE TIME!

Synthia

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It could be worse, you could be pregnant. You pee ALL THE TIME!

xaos

Just wear Depends. Problem solved. megagene

Pretty much and is what diapers are for anyways:P and wouldn't have to wait for somebody else to get out of the bathroom which is also annoying.

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[QUOTE="bobaban"]Pissing takes like 30sec............what's the issue?Ravensmash

like you really want to go to the restroom during a great movie? :roll:

touche, but i'm talking about at a movie theater

**** if I know why, but I have a solution: catheter. If you're basically bedridden-level obese or lazy, then nothing is going to beat pissing in a bag. You might even learn to like it, who knows?

the other day in class, it was the beginning and i had to take a s*** but my professor hadn't called attendance yet so i was going to wait til a little after class started to get up and go, but professor asked me if i would work the slideshow so he could stand up and walk around while he talked about the slides instead of having to sit as his desk. kinda sucked but he ended class early so i just went while waiting for my next class.

the other day in class, it was the beginning and i had to take a s*** but my professor hadn't called attendance yet so i was going to wait til a little after class started to get up and go, but professor asked me if i would work the slideshow so he could stand up and walk around while he talked about the slides instead of having to sit as his desk. kinda sucked but he ended class early so i just went while waiting for my next class.

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