Why do people like to smear sh** in public restrooms?

Im used to looking onto a long turd lying on the floor of a public toilet, but this time it has to take the record. I walk into a public toilet and its literally smeared with SH*T. I mean, what the F**K happened there?! There was sh*t on the walls, on the seat, ... the F**K??. The ground looks like someone has rubbed his ass onto it and used it as a toilet paper. Do people find it tempting to play with feces or something?! F**King bastards, why don't you write messages with it next time, use your SH*T as a crayon ... Someone's gonna clean that you know! I am F**King disgusted!

OT, share your stories of public restrooms awkwardness.

Someone needs to decorate those restrooms. The walls are pretty bland.

I don't know where you live, but remind me to never go there.

people are f*cked in the head

A lot of really strange stuff happens in those bathrooms. I'll still never understand how diarrhea gets sprayed all over the ceiling and walls. I just don't get it. You have to remember though, a lot of people only use public bathrooms if they're sick and the result isn't pretty as many people are little more than animals.

So, at least it wasn't in the sink and the urinals.

So, at least it wasn't in the sink and the urinals.

flyingtorso2

Im used to looking onto a long turd lying on the floor of a public toilet

DrPickle

Because some people have a sick sense of humour.fabz_95

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So, at least it wasn't in the sink and the urinals.

Pirate700

Yeah, so did I :lol: Waikiki Beach bathrooms in Hawaii. Those are the dirtiest I've ever seen. It was in the urinals, sinks on the floor, on the wall.

[QUOTE="fabz_95"]Because some people have a sick sense of humour.Pirate700

[QUOTE="fabz_95"]Because some people have a sick sense of humour.Pirate700

It takes a little bit of athletic skill, among other things.

What you have to do is eat a LOT of things that will make your poo come out in a liquefied state, I'm talking about burritos, curry, maybe even get the stomach flu for good measure. Now, what you need to do is find the sink in the bathroom and make sure it's sturdy, or else this entire attempt will end in you getting a concussion. After knowing that the sink is firmly set into the wall, you drop your pants, grip both ends of the sink and perform a squatting handstand. Then, let the contents of your bowels empty stright up in a glorious fountain of fecal matter, covering the ceiling and accomplishing your mission.

And so you have pulled off the move I like to call "The Spider-Man **** Spray."

the horror of not having toilet roll while you poop is worst then smeared poop.

the horror of not having toilet roll while you poop is worst then smeared poop.

punkpunker

Sh*t happens.

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="fabz_95"]Because some people have a sick sense of humour.Ravensmash

Thats a simple question, you throw it...

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="fabz_95"]Because some people have a sick sense of humour.THE_DRUGGIE

It takes a little bit of athletic skill, among other things.

What you have to do is eat a LOT of things that will make your poo come out in a liquefied state, I'm talking about burritos, curry, maybe even get the stomach flu for good measure. Now, what you need to do is find the sink in the bathroom and make sure it's sturdy, or else this entire attempt will end in you getting a concussion. After knowing that the sink is firmly set into the wall, you drop your pants, grip both ends of the sink and perform a squatting handstand. Then, let the contents of your bowels empty stright up in a glorious fountain of fecal matter, covering the ceiling and accomplishing your mission.

And so you have pulled off the move I like to call "The Spider-Man **** Spray."

Someone's expirienced.

Why do people like to smear sh** in public restrooms?DrPickle

Pfft, you clearly haven't tried it.

Get a load of this guy.

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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]Sense of humor or not, how in the blue hell do you spray it on the ceiling? How do you get that kind of velocity?

pspdseagle

It takes a little bit of athletic skill, among other things.

What you have to do is eat a LOT of things that will make your poo come out in a liquefied state, I'm talking about burritos, curry, maybe even get the stomach flu for good measure. Now, what you need to do is find the sink in the bathroom and make sure it's sturdy, or else this entire attempt will end in you getting a concussion. After knowing that the sink is firmly set into the wall, you drop your pants, grip both ends of the sink and perform a squatting handstand. Then, let the contents of your bowels empty stright up in a glorious fountain of fecal matter, covering the ceiling and accomplishing your mission.

And so you have pulled off the move I like to call "The Spider-Man **** Spray."

Someone's expirienced.

[QUOTE="pspdseagle"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

It takes a little bit of athletic skill, among other things.

What you have to do is eat a LOT of things that will make your poo come out in a liquefied state, I'm talking about burritos, curry, maybe even get the stomach flu for good measure. Now, what you need to do is find the sink in the bathroom and make sure it's sturdy, or else this entire attempt will end in you getting a concussion. After knowing that the sink is firmly set into the wall, you drop your pants, grip both ends of the sink and perform a squatting handstand. Then, let the contents of your bowels empty stright up in a glorious fountain of fecal matter, covering the ceiling and accomplishing your mission.

And so you have pulled off the move I like to call "The Spider-Man **** Spray."

GreenPatchSky

Someone's expirienced.

That was an excellent contribution to this thread.

You get a gold star.

experienced*GreenPatchSky

Glad we got that cleared up. I'm sure none of us knew what he meant.

That was an excellent contribution to this thread.

You get a gold star.THE_DRUGGIE

dat speed

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]That was an excellent contribution to this thread.

You get a gold star.cheese_game619

dat speed

Almost as speedy as the **** needed to coat a ceiling from the ground.

I once wanted to complain to the authorities for the atrocious conditions the toilets are in at my station. However, my first letter was ignored so I had to be more direct. So I told the station that "This is disgusting". Well, I wrote it in sh*t on the cubicle wall.

I've seen some crap covered bathrooms in my day, but I don't think any of them were as bad as (regularly) finding used tampons in the shower drains at the dorm in college.MichBelle

Ah. Not something I came across regularly seeing as how I frequented the male toilets. I remember my first encounter though, I just stared at it... puzzled as to why everyone else had retreated in horror. Someone had to explain it to me.

It ruined my 21st birthday.

My guess is that people think it is funny to such a thing. I don't understand humanity.

The human brain is an incredibly complex organ. It's hardly surprising that the failure rate on those things is as high as it is.

I don't know where you live, but remind me to never go there.

BATTOSAI76

I've seen some crap covered bathrooms in my day, but I don't think any of them were as bad as (regularly) finding used tampons in the shower drains at the dorm in college.

MichBelle

If I have a nice long solid turd I will leave it for others to see because its impressive but thats about as bad as it gets. One time I literally had a turd that was probably 15 inches long. It hugged one half of the toilet bowl. Even shaq would have trouble competing with that. GreenPatchSky

dude ... seriously xD

[QUOTE="GreenPatchSky"]If I have a nice long solid turd I will leave it for others to see because its impressive but thats about as bad as it gets. One time I literally had a turd that was probably 15 inches long. It hugged one half of the toilet bowl. Even shaq would have trouble competing with that. JasonDarksavior

dude ... seriously xD

[QUOTE="JasonDarksavior"]

[QUOTE="GreenPatchSky"]If I have a nice long solid turd I will leave it for others to see because its impressive but thats about as bad as it gets. One time I literally had a turd that was probably 15 inches long. It hugged one half of the toilet bowl. Even shaq would have trouble competing with that. GreenPatchSky

dude ... seriously xD

Oh god... haha :lol:

Because people are always the equivalent to feces....

you should see high school bathrooms..

Well for me the worst bathroom I've ever seen was in a McDonalds. I opened the stall to see, blood and **** on every surface and several used needles and condoms. I ran and never looked back.

Well for me the worst bathroom I've ever seen was in a McDonalds. I opened the stall to see, blood and **** on every surface and several used needles and condoms. I ran and never looked back.

certifieddata

I sometimes do it for the sexual thrill

you are what you wipe on bathroom floors. that is, sh!t.

people are f*cked in the head

-DirtySanchez-