Why do people like to smear sh** in public restrooms?

how in the blue hell do you spray it on the ceiling? How do you get that kind of velocity?

Pirate700

:lol: I know it's sickening. Still, I can't help but chuckle at the thought....at least the way you said it.

When I was serving in Afghanistan, we had to share public bathrooms with the locals.

Everytime I went to john I was greeted with a anaconda-size turd and not just on the side of the bowl, sometimes on the seat. Don't these people know how to flush? I ended up timing my bathroom time to sychronize with the cleaning crew. So I only had one time a day to poop on a fresh bowl.

We do it becuase we are not afraid to get a little bit of poop on our hands. If you would stop being so scared of a natural body function it wouldn't be so bad. You would start smearing it too.

I swear people must be blind by the amount of urine I see on the ground. Is it that hard to hit the toilet?

When I was in high school, somebody wrote "420" in poo poo. Scarred me for life :(

because they know it's someone's job to come in and clean it.

When I was serving in Afghanistan, we had to share public bathrooms with the locals.

Everytime I went to john I was greeted with a anaconda-size turd and not just on the side of the bowl, sometimes on the seat. Don't these people know how to flush? I ended up timing my bathroom time to sychronize with the cleaning crew. So I only had one time a day to poop on a fresh bowl.

Blue-Sky

That's what happens when you combine a public restroom with people who squat instead of sit to do number 2. The porta-johns in Iraq that were on convoy hub bases were always full of water bottles and footprints on the seat.

Yeah I don't see how people get it on the ceilings. I also have seen sh*t in sinks and urinals.
Though one time before leaving the hotel I forgot to flush and as soon as we left the maid went in. I heard the maid and I just remembered that I didn't flush. I ran down the stairs laughing.

I don't know why I find this thread so hilarious.

It's probably by younger folks who think it's cool and funny

it's really not though, trifflin ass people do that stuff. I feel bad for the person whose gotta clean it up too

For sh*ts and giggles. Loool.

It's probably by younger folks who think it's cool and funny

it's really not though, trifflin ass people do that stuff. I feel bad for the person whose gotta clean it up too

TheNewEraIcon

I don't feel bad for the people who have to clean it. They get paid to do it, its part of their job. Plus it gives them some excitement for the day. Its something to come home and tell their wife/husband..."Hey you wouldn't believe the sh*t i cleaned today honey, it defied gravity!

I don't know why I find this thread so hilarious.

Jagged3dge

People in general are nasty. A lot of people barely wash their hands properly if at all. Personally I can't bear the thought of my nuts touching a public toilet bowl infested with other dude's pubic hairs. If you're a dude, best to hold the #2 if you can until you get home. If your a female, put paper on the seat, squat high and pray.

This thread made my day and also reminded me of Sigint's sh!tty dream from MGS3 which made my day even better! :lol:

I once walked into a public toilet and what i saw will haunt my dreams forever,

There was **** coating the ceiling from one end to the other and someonoe had written "Poo God" just about the urinal,

it was horrific, then i looked in the cubical and found what they had used to spray it everywhere,

Friend of mine said he was at a Golden Coral, and when he went to the bathroom there was a pile of diarrhea in the middle of the floor. Not the stall, the area right in front of the sink, and then a trail of sh*t leading to a stall where the guy was still sh**ting. He was laughing, then left just as 2 kids were walking in and half way across the restaraunt he, and the whole restaraunt, heard "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!".

He laughs his ass off every time he tells this story. I would have puked then ran.

Friend of mine said he was at a Golden Coral, and when he went to the bathroom there was a pile of diarrhea in the middle of the floor. Not the stall, the area right in front of the sink, and then a trail of sh*t leading to a stall where the guy was still sh**ting. He was laughing, then left just as 2 kids were walking in and half way across the restaraunt he, and the whole restaraunt, heard "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!".

He laughs his ass off every time he tells this story. I would have puked then ran.

WiiCubeM1

That is hilarious.

People realize they have nothing better to do with their lives than vandalize public restrooms, one of the darker corners of the world, with their body fluids and excretions. CaptainAhab13

[QUOTE="CaptainAhab13"]People realize they have nothing better to do with their lives than vandalize public restrooms, one of the darker corners of the world, with their body fluids and excretions. GreenPatchSky

Some call it far- no.. I'm not gonna finish that.

Luckily I've never seen s*** on the floor in the women's restroom. I should be thankful for that.

I will never know, fxcking disgusting. I always try to avoid going to them.

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="fabz_95"]Because some people have a sick sense of humour.THE_DRUGGIE

It takes a little bit of athletic skill, among other things.

What you have to do is eat a LOT of things that will make your poo come out in a liquefied state, I'm talking about burritos, curry, maybe even get the stomach flu for good measure. Now, what you need to do is find the sink in the bathroom and make sure it's sturdy, or else this entire attempt will end in you getting a concussion. After knowing that the sink is firmly set into the wall, you drop your pants, grip both ends of the sink and perform a squatting handstand. Then, let the contents of your bowels empty stright up in a glorious fountain of fecal matter, covering the ceiling and accomplishing your mission.

And so you have pulled off the move I like to call "The Spider-Man **** Spray."

What happens if gravity.. y'know, causes everything to drop right back down on you? :lol:

[QUOTE="fabz_95"]Because some people have a sick sense of humour.Pirate700

God Damn this just made my day . . . Hahahaha ^^, . . .

Women's restrooms apparently have more fecal bacteria and from what I've heard, they aren't always better than the men's.

And I thought that public bathrooms in the West would be better than the ones here... guess I was wrong. Lonelynight

I'm pretty sure bathrooms suck no matter where you go. Public ones anyway...

You're funny dude, you're angry but funny. I never had trouble with anything close thank god. However, I barely use public restroom except those you find on malls or restaurants but those are clean.

Because they're some sick mofos, I'd assume.