Why do women always do this? :O

They never go to the bathroom alone. You could be having a nice conversation with a lady and her friend will say "let's go" or something like that, and off they trot, in pairs or more, to the bathroom. Why? Is it part of a secret ritual that excludes anyone with a Y-chromosome? Is it something hotter and more sinister? Discuss.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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to get away from the dudes and gossip for a min.

Ever seen Harold and Kumar go to White Castle? Remember those two girls that had that bag of Tacos, and they entered the women's bathroom where Harold and Kumar were hiding out? Remember that? And the girls played that one game? That's why. My theory is that this is a very popular game.

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I usually go by myself when I need to. Otherwise if I'm with another girl, I'm forced to go with them. D: One of them has this thing about peeing in public bathrooms and needs a friend there. Don't ask me. I don't understand.

So they can make sex plans to please my organs.

They never go to the bathroom alone. You could be having a nice conversation with a lady and her friend will say "let's go" or something like that, and off they trot, in pairs or more, to the bathroom. Why? Is it part of a secret ritual that excludes anyone with a Y-chromosome? Is it something hotter and more sinister? Discuss.

pengo93

1) How many times have you been talking to a woman, and then seen her do that? I don't care if you kept a log, just throw out a number. The number doesn't have to be accurate, I'm not gonna do any fact-checking to make sure that your number is right. Just throw out a number. 1 time, 100 times, 1000 times, I don't care. You can completely make things up and pull those numbers out of thin air, that doesn't matter for the purposes of this discussion.

2) When those women came back and started talking to you again, did you ever ask THEM why they went to the restroom in groups? How many times did you actually ASK THEM? Again, I don't need accuracy or independently verifiable data. Just throw a number out there. In the cases in which you've seen this thing happen, HOW MANY TIMES have you actually ASKED the women in question why they did it?

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Learn quick young one. Your life depends on it.

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8)

So they can make sex plans to please my organs.

dunl12496

[QUOTE="pengo93"]

They never go to the bathroom alone. You could be having a nice conversation with a lady and her friend will say "let's go" or something like that, and off they trot, in pairs or more, to the bathroom. Why? Is it part of a secret ritual that excludes anyone with a Y-chromosome? Is it something hotter and more sinister? Discuss.

MrGeezer

1) How many times have you been talking to a woman, and then seen her do that? I don't care if you kept a log, just throw out a number. The number doesn't have to be accurate, I'm not gonna do any fact-checking to make sure that your number is right. Just throw out a number. 1 time, 100 times, 1000 times, I don't care. You can completely make things up and pull those numbers out of thin air, that doesn't matter for the purposes of this discussion.

2) When those women came back and started talking to you again, did you ever ask THEM why they went to the restroom in groups? How many times did you actually ASK THEM? Again, I don't need accuracy or independently verifiable data. Just throw a number out there. In the cases in which you've seen this thing happen, HOW MANY TIMES have you actually ASKED the women in question why they did it?

1) About 5 times in conversation. Countless other times when I haven't been speaking to them.

2) I asked twice. The response was incoherent at best. Mostly giggling.

My cousin says that she feels akward going to the bathroom alone. And so do many others. I was like WTF.

Assuming that your premise is true, then you should probably note that whatever else women do differently from us, they're definitely more sociable on average.

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[QUOTE="pengo93"]

They never go to the bathroom alone. You could be having a nice conversation with a lady and her friend will say "let's go" or something like that, and off they trot, in pairs or more, to the bathroom. Why? Is it part of a secret ritual that excludes anyone with a Y-chromosome? Is it something hotter and more sinister? Discuss.

pengo93

1) How many times have you been talking to a woman, and then seen her do that? I don't care if you kept a log, just throw out a number. The number doesn't have to be accurate, I'm not gonna do any fact-checking to make sure that your number is right. Just throw out a number. 1 time, 100 times, 1000 times, I don't care. You can completely make things up and pull those numbers out of thin air, that doesn't matter for the purposes of this discussion.

2) When those women came back and started talking to you again, did you ever ask THEM why they went to the restroom in groups? How many times did you actually ASK THEM? Again, I don't need accuracy or independently verifiable data. Just throw a number out there. In the cases in which you've seen this thing happen, HOW MANY TIMES have you actually ASKED the women in question why they did it?

1) About 5 times in conversation. Countless other times when I haven't been speaking to them.

2) I asked twice. The response was incoherent at best. Mostly giggling.

So let me get this straight...on FIVE separate occasions, you've been in converasation with women, and seen them go into the restroom together. On a whopping TWO occasions, you actually asked the women why they went into the restroom as a group.

That's only 40% out of a total sample size of FIVE.

Total number of times in which you DID ask? TWO.

And yet, that's enough for you to state that "they never go to the bathroom alone?"

BS on that, because I see women walk into the bathroom alone all the ****ing time. Even if you eliminate the instances in which they do go to the bathroom in groups just to make you think that they are scheming against you, they're still gonna have to do their business. And...do you SERIOUSLY think that women generally are afraid to take a **** alone? If you're willing to admit that women actually poop, are you SERIOUSLY telling me that all women somehow won't spray diarhea all over the seats without being accompanied by one of her friends?

Really?!

I mean...men can be pretty vulgar and stuff. I once knew a few dudes who were obsessed with balls, and obsessed with ****. And they'd do stuff like...they'd hear that you're about to go on a date at 7 PM, then they'd either take a picture of their balls, or take a picture of the giant **** that they just dropped. Then they'd tape that picture to your door. So that when your date shows up, the first thing she sees is either balls or a giant ****ing turd.

But that's almost always in retrospect. Most of those guys would drop a load and then take a picture of it afterwards, but they dont' usually want another dude with a camera hanging around while they're taking a ****. Do YOU like people hanging around while you're dropping a load? Does ANYONE like that? Does your girlfriend like other women hanging around talking to her while taking a dump? Most of the PEOPLE I know, man or woman, they like to do their **** in private and don't like to have a bunch of their friends hanging around hearing drops and farts and "Oh my God, WTF is THAT?!"

So..as long as we recognize that women actually do have some nasty **** coming out of them, then I think that we can probably agree that sometimes they DO like to go to the bathroom alone.

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[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

1) How many times have you been talking to a woman, and then seen her do that? I don't care if you kept a log, just throw out a number. The number doesn't have to be accurate, I'm not gonna do any fact-checking to make sure that your number is right. Just throw out a number. 1 time, 100 times, 1000 times, I don't care. You can completely make things up and pull those numbers out of thin air, that doesn't matter for the purposes of this discussion.

2) When those women came back and started talking to you again, did you ever ask THEM why they went to the restroom in groups? How many times did you actually ASK THEM? Again, I don't need accuracy or independently verifiable data. Just throw a number out there. In the cases in which you've seen this thing happen, HOW MANY TIMES have you actually ASKED the women in question why they did it?

MrGeezer

1) About 5 times in conversation. Countless other times when I haven't been speaking to them.

2) I asked twice. The response was incoherent at best. Mostly giggling.

So let me get this straight...on FIVE separate occasions, you've been in converasation with women, and seen them go into the restroom together. On a whopping TWO occasions, you actually asked the women why they went into the restroom as a group.

That's only 40% out of a total sample size of FIVE.

Total number of times in which you DID ask? TWO.

And yet, that's enough for you to state that "they never go to the bathroom alone?"

BS on that, because I see women walk into the bathroom alone all the ****ing time. Even if you eliminate the instances in which they do go to the bathroom in groups just to make you think that they are scheming against you, they're still gonna have to do their business. And...do you SERIOUSLY think that women generally are afraid to take a **** alone? If you're willing to admit that women actually poop, are you SERIOUSLY telling me that all women somehow won't spray diarhea all over the seats without being accompanied by one of her friends?

Really?!

I mean...men can be pretty vulgar and stuff. I once knew a few dudes who were obsessed with balls, and obsessed with ****. And they'd do stuff like...they'd hear that you're about to go on a date at 7 PM, then they'd either take a picture of their balls, or take a picture of the giant **** that they just dropped. Then they'd tape that picture to your door. So that when your date shows up, the first thing she sees is either balls or a giant ****ing turd.

But that's almost always in retrospect. Most of those guys would drop a load and then take a picture of it afterwards, but they dont' usually want another dude with a camera hanging around while they're taking a ****. Do YOU like people hanging around while you're dropping a load? Does ANYONE like that? Does your girlfriend like other women hanging around talking to her while taking a dump? Most of the PEOPLE I know, man or woman, they like to do their **** in private and don't like to have a bunch of their friends hanging around hearing drops and farts and "Oh my God, WTF is THAT?!"

So..as long as we recognize that women actually do have some nasty **** coming out of them, then I think that we can probably agree that sometimes they DO like to go to the bathroom alone.

U mad?

Do YOU like people hanging around while you're dropping a load? Does ANYONE like that? Does your girlfriend like other women hanging around talking to her while taking a dump? Most of the PEOPLE I know, man or woman, they like to do their **** in private and don't like to have a bunch of their friends hanging around hearing drops and farts and "Oh my God, WTF is THAT?!"

MrGeezer

[QUOTE="pengo93"]

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

1) How many times have you been talking to a woman, and then seen her do that? I don't care if you kept a log, just throw out a number. The number doesn't have to be accurate, I'm not gonna do any fact-checking to make sure that your number is right. Just throw out a number. 1 time, 100 times, 1000 times, I don't care. You can completely make things up and pull those numbers out of thin air, that doesn't matter for the purposes of this discussion.

2) When those women came back and started talking to you again, did you ever ask THEM why they went to the restroom in groups? How many times did you actually ASK THEM? Again, I don't need accuracy or independently verifiable data. Just throw a number out there. In the cases in which you've seen this thing happen, HOW MANY TIMES have you actually ASKED the women in question why they did it?

MrGeezer

1) About 5 times in conversation. Countless other times when I haven't been speaking to them.

2) I asked twice. The response was incoherent at best. Mostly giggling.

So let me get this straight...on FIVE separate occasions, you've been in converasation with women, and seen them go into the restroom together. On a whopping TWO occasions, you actually asked the women why they went into the restroom as a group.

That's only 40% out of a total sample size of FIVE.

Total number of times in which you DID ask? TWO.

And yet, that's enough for you to state that "they never go to the bathroom alone?"

BS on that, because I see women walk into the bathroom alone all the ****ing time. Even if you eliminate the instances in which they do go to the bathroom in groups just to make you think that they are scheming against you, they're still gonna have to do their business. And...do you SERIOUSLY think that women generally are afraid to take a **** alone? If you're willing to admit that women actually poop, are you SERIOUSLY telling me that all women somehow won't spray diarhea all over the seats without being accompanied by one of her friends?

Really?!

I mean...men can be pretty vulgar and stuff. I once knew a few dudes who were obsessed with balls, and obsessed with ****. And they'd do stuff like...they'd hear that you're about to go on a date at 7 PM, then they'd either take a picture of their balls, or take a picture of the giant **** that they just dropped. Then they'd tape that picture to your door. So that when your date shows up, the first thing she sees is either balls or a giant ****ing turd.

But that's almost always in retrospect. Most of those guys would drop a load and then take a picture of it afterwards, but they dont' usually want another dude with a camera hanging around while they're taking a ****. Do YOU like people hanging around while you're dropping a load? Does ANYONE like that? Does your girlfriend like other women hanging around talking to her while taking a dump? Most of the PEOPLE I know, man or woman, they like to do their **** in private and don't like to have a bunch of their friends hanging around hearing drops and farts and "Oh my God, WTF is THAT?!"

So..as long as we recognize that women actually do have some nasty **** coming out of them, then I think that we can probably agree that sometimes they DO like to go to the bathroom alone.

Nobody knows. What's a better question. Why don't men travel to the toilet in packs?

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]Do YOU like people hanging around while you're dropping a load? Does ANYONE like that? Does your girlfriend like other women hanging around talking to her while taking a dump? Most of the PEOPLE I know, man or woman, they like to do their **** in private and don't like to have a bunch of their friends hanging around hearing drops and farts and "Oh my God, WTF is THAT?!"

Baconbits2004

If you can get it to fit, then go at it.

[QUOTE="pengo93"]

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

1) How many times have you been talking to a woman, and then seen her do that? I don't care if you kept a log, just throw out a number. The number doesn't have to be accurate, I'm not gonna do any fact-checking to make sure that your number is right. Just throw out a number. 1 time, 100 times, 1000 times, I don't care. You can completely make things up and pull those numbers out of thin air, that doesn't matter for the purposes of this discussion.

2) When those women came back and started talking to you again, did you ever ask THEM why they went to the restroom in groups? How many times did you actually ASK THEM? Again, I don't need accuracy or independently verifiable data. Just throw a number out there. In the cases in which you've seen this thing happen, HOW MANY TIMES have you actually ASKED the women in question why they did it?

MrGeezer

1) About 5 times in conversation. Countless other times when I haven't been speaking to them.

2) I asked twice. The response was incoherent at best. Mostly giggling.

**** load of text.

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

[QUOTE="pengo93"]

1) About 5 times in conversation. Countless other times when I haven't been speaking to them.

2) I asked twice. The response was incoherent at best. Mostly giggling.

ubpoker123

So let me get this straight...on FIVE separate occasions, you've been in converasation with women, and seen them go into the restroom together. On a whopping TWO occasions, you actually asked the women why they went into the restroom as a group.

That's only 40% out of a total sample size of FIVE.

Total number of times in which you DID ask? TWO.

And yet, that's enough for you to state that "they never go to the bathroom alone?"

BS on that, because I see women walk into the bathroom alone all the ****ing time. Even if you eliminate the instances in which they do go to the bathroom in groups just to make you think that they are scheming against you, they're still gonna have to do their business. And...do you SERIOUSLY think that women generally are afraid to take a **** alone? If you're willing to admit that women actually poop, are you SERIOUSLY telling me that all women somehow won't spray diarhea all over the seats without being accompanied by one of her friends?

Really?!

I mean...men can be pretty vulgar and stuff. I once knew a few dudes who were obsessed with balls, and obsessed with ****. And they'd do stuff like...they'd hear that you're about to go on a date at 7 PM, then they'd either take a picture of their balls, or take a picture of the giant **** that they just dropped. Then they'd tape that picture to your door. So that when your date shows up, the first thing she sees is either balls or a giant ****ing turd.

But that's almost always in retrospect. Most of those guys would drop a load and then take a picture of it afterwards, but they dont' usually want another dude with a camera hanging around while they're taking a ****. Do YOU like people hanging around while you're dropping a load? Does ANYONE like that? Does your girlfriend like other women hanging around talking to her while taking a dump? Most of the PEOPLE I know, man or woman, they like to do their **** in private and don't like to have a bunch of their friends hanging around hearing drops and farts and "Oh my God, WTF is THAT?!"

So..as long as we recognize that women actually do have some nasty **** coming out of them, then I think that we can probably agree that sometimes they DO like to go to the bathroom alone.

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[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]Do YOU like people hanging around while you're dropping a load? Does ANYONE like that? Does your girlfriend like other women hanging around talking to her while taking a dump? Most of the PEOPLE I know, man or woman, they like to do their **** in private and don't like to have a bunch of their friends hanging around hearing drops and farts and "Oh my God, WTF is THAT?!"

MrGeezer

If you can get it to fit, then go at it.

Gossip. I'm not going to lie, I do it. Women enjoy each other's company.

Gossip. I'm not going to lie, I do it. Women enjoy each other's company.

Suzy_Q_Kazoo

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Gossip. I'm not going to lie, I do it. Women enjoy each other's company.

cybrcatter

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Gossip. I'm not going to lie, I do it. Women enjoy each other's company.

Suzy_Q_Kazoo

No doubt. And I'm half joking.

Since I love making generalizations, I've given my theory about female friendships on many occasions:

Women are either best friends, or enemies. There's no middle ground, and there's no slow transition from one state to the other, only an abrupt polar switch.

Obviously this isn't a golden rule, but I've seen it happen enough to elevate it to joke worthy status. The disproving stares of female coworkers that always seems to accompany the joke is purely coincidental. >_>

cybrcatter

Safety in numbers sounds good since I have zero idea what women do.

idk but from experience its to gossip and backstab people that are outside

On one experience i was chatting up a real nice girl at a school ball that was a year older than me and her friend dragged her into the room with about 5 other girls at the same time and 1 of the girls was in my year and a real B**** she had it at me all year ever since she had a go at me for not being a vegeterian and i proved her wrong in every arguement she made and ever since then she had been having goes at me but anyway back on topic she musta said something bad about me to the girl i was talking to cause when she came back out she left my conversation fast and didnt like smile anymore when i talked to her,

idk but from experience its to gossip and backstab people that are outside

On one experience i was chatting up a real nice girl at a school ball that was a year older than me and her friend dragged her into the room with about 5 other girls at the same time and 1 of the girls was in my year and a real B**** she had it at me all year ever since she had a go at me for not being a vegeterian and i proved her wrong in every arguement she made and ever since then she had been having goes at me but anyway back on topic she musta said something bad about me to the girl i was talking to cause when she came back out she left my conversation fast and didnt like smile anymore when i talked to her,

sonofsmeagle

The truth is that I have been waiting in the bathroom every single one of those times, sorry man.

I assume it's to ward off Predators attracted by the smell of blood, seriously, girls are disgusting bleeding all the time.