Why does everyone here constantly crush my dreams?

GS users showing how stupid they are, once again.

How the hell could you think this guy was being serious? I'd love to laugh at sarcasm once in a while here, but no. Stupid responses like "omg r u 4 real" erase any possibility of laughter.

someone touching your shoulder is more serious than that.

..and I'm being serious.

Why does everyone here constantly crush my dreams?Jocubus

Because in the end, we'll all still end up as lifeless corpses :)......except for me, who has the power of over 9000...

Dude. Seriously.

I get friend requests on MySpace from pornstars all the time, does that mean I'm gonna get some?

D-MonDRV

It's pretty sad if you don't.

I mean, they have sex with ugly, hairy, fat men for a living, and you can't get them into bed?