I'll tell you why, because it's really quite simple if you think about it.
It's a government conspiracy.
Hear me out: Women are usually the "physically weak" of the human species; less upper body strength makes them unable to fight as brutally as men. However, if you've ever seen a cat fight, you know that this does not stop women from tearing people's eyes out over something as simple as perfume. The women in question don't even need any training; any regular soccer moms can pull over the minivan and snap in front of their carpool for no particular reason.
Now, imagine if these creatures came upon the violent influence of videogames. Their naturally inhibited She-Ra genes would only be strengthened and encouraged by the mess we see on games. Grand Theft Auto, Call of Duty, God of War, Viva Pinata; any one of these would send women over the freaking edge and give them more than enough collective power to overrun the patriarchal government and do girly things with it, like call up France for a sleepover so they can talk about how cute Spain is and have pillow fights. The government can't have this, of course, so they have doctors plant a microchip into the brains of women whenever they are born that gives them a "natural" disdain for videogames, leaving the men in charge of the world while the ladies stay in the kitchen.
That microchip also causes periods.
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