I'll tell you why, because it's really quite simple if you think about it.
It's a government conspiracy.
Hear me out: Women are usually the "physically weak" of the human species; less upper body strength makes them unable to fight as brutally as men. However, if you've ever seen a cat fight, you know that this does not stop women from tearing people's eyes out over something as simple as perfume. The women in question don't even need any training; any regular soccer moms can pull over the minivan and snap in front of their carpool for no particular reason.
Now, imagine if these creatures came upon the violent influence of videogames. Their naturally inhibited She-Ra genes would only be strengthened and encouraged by the mess we see on games. Grand Theft Auto, Call of Duty, God of War, Viva Pinata; any one of these would send women over the freaking edge and give them more than enough collective power to overrun the patriarchal government and do girly things with it, like call up France for a sleepover so they can talk about how cute Spain is and have pillow fights. The government can't have this, of course, so they have doctors plant a microchip into the brains of women whenever they are born that gives them a "natural" disdain for videogames, leaving the men in charge of the world while the ladies stay in the kitchen.
That microchip also causes periods.
-_Rain_-
I don't agree in goverment conspiracy thing but I do agree in violence.
My mom was a player, she starts with the colego vision then my uncle, my brother and I, so I was raised in the gaming atmosphere, you know, violence and competence. Because of that I used to have so many problems in school because I liked to fight without knowing the stupid skinny little spaghetti girl I was, but I just wanted to be the strongest and the best(didn't know why it's kind of crazy and scary but I think it is the instincts) . I was so stupid that one day I prayed to God to give me special powers to kick those kids butt, making that I realized that I will never be powerful with a violent attitude.
The thing is that most girls (not all) are raised to be liked and social, focusing them to be more like men object. Videogames are mostly for non social people with big imagination.
And don't forget the producer of prince of Persia is a woman, I think.
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