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I last saw him type BRB so I think he's taking a leak. That was years ago though and since God doesn't live in our temporal reality it may take him awhile longer.
He's probably still angry we killed him last time he was here.
KG86
Do you think he would freak out seeing all of his followers carry around the device that killed him?
entropyecho
i was in tears. well played good sirs.God changed the respawn times
Monkeyboy_172
He might be here on earth already... watching you through your window... think twice beofre you do what your thinking of doing!
Is it Christmas already?He might be here on earth already... watching you through your window... think twice beofre you do what your thinking of doing!
MagusAugury
Actually... all those who are Christians will raise from the dead on the last day according to 1 Corinthians 15. :P ...in other words, I will one day be a zombie.Dead people, from what I've noticed, usually remain dead and don't come back alive... Unless Jesus is a zombie.
>_>
-Jiggles-
Jesus had a soulstone (for all the WoW fans out there). Maybe (if he exists) he isn't scheduled to return. Just because we are here now doesn't mean he has to come down just because we say so.Dead people, from what I've noticed, usually remain dead and don't come back alive... Unless Jesus is a zombie.
>_>
-Jiggles-
[QUOTE="-Jiggles-"]Jesus had a soulstone (for all the WoW fans out there). Maybe (if he exists) he isn't scheduled to return. Just because we are here now doesn't mean he has to come down just because we say so. Which would go completely against the Bible. The promise of Christianity is not simply "going to heaven" but God recreating the earth. Heaven is a short term vacation which will last until the Day of the Lord, when Jesus returns to usher in a new kingdom, one without sin.Dead people, from what I've noticed, usually remain dead and don't come back alive... Unless Jesus is a zombie.
>_>
maidonian2000
[QUOTE="-Jiggles-"]Actually... all those who are Christians will raise from the dead on the last day according to 1 Corinthians 15. :P ...in other words, I will one day be a zombie.Dead people, from what I've noticed, usually remain dead and don't come back alive... Unless Jesus is a zombie.
>_>
mindstorm
I reject your assumption. Priests love to kick the asses of zombies, do they not?
Actually... all those who are Christians will raise from the dead on the last day according to 1 Corinthians 15. :P ...in other words, I will one day be a zombie.[QUOTE="mindstorm"][QUOTE="-Jiggles-"]
Dead people, from what I've noticed, usually remain dead and don't come back alive... Unless Jesus is a zombie.
>_>
-Jiggles-
I reject your assumption. Priests love to kick the asses of zombies, do they not?
Well, I suppose I just found my sermon illustration for the next time I preach. :shock: ...and yes, I am kidding about the illustration part. (but not the preaching :P)even thuogh its been more than 2000 days in the bible it says something like that Jesus' time is different then our time. something like 1000 days = 1 day in jesus time.please correct me if I make any mistakes:
from what I seen you will always get responces like1. He is giving our generation a chance to repent and receive His salvation.
2. He is testing the strength of our faith and commitment.
3. He is giving the church opportunity to evangelize the lost.
4. His delay encourages us to work faithfully, as though death is yet in the future, but to be ready for His coming at any time.
but seriously does that seem like its ever gonna happen from my perspective humanity is going in the oppoisite direction...so is there another reason why
Jesus delays his return? We know from the bible that when he does the second time it will be the end of the world in revelelation.we know this because atJesus' crucifixion, He told his His disciples with these well-known words, "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also." John 14: 2, 3 and its said in revelation (2 lazy to post the quotes)Christ assured His followers that His desire for them is that they may join Him in His heavenly kingdom. Christians wait for Christ's second coming
Revelation 22:20
He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.
kemar7856
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