why hasnt christ done anything in 2000 years?

I dont see the hype?

He's experiencing some lag in his connection.

He's experiencing some lag in his connection.

dracula_16

He must be downloading something. :P

He's dead.

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He's experiencing some lag in his connection.

Crazyguy105

He must be downloading something. :P

pr0n? zomg

getting through TSA is a pain these days.

He's dead.

toast_burner

isnt it obvious? he is trying to lull us into a false sense of security. its all part of his ingenious plan to "punk" the entire human race.

well considering he was human, and died. It would be a pretty big achievement to do anything at all.

Like God, he's busy smiting weeaboos on his computer.

I believe Baha'u"llah is the return of Christ.ultimameteora

And you are wrong.. Its clearly The Dude.

I dont see the hype?

AgentFreaks

This stunningly unconventional line of inquiry has challenged my assumptions!! :o

Anyway, I don't know what you're talking about. Christ came over on Sunday evening and we played backgammon.

I dont see the hype?

AgentFreaks

he's dead brah

didn't know there was a hype.

cuz he is, you know...dead

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He's stuck in traffic

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I dont see the hype?

PS2_ROCKS

not sure if srs. I think my sarcasm meter is picking something up.

He's stuck in traffic

Overlord93

hes not dead! hes hanging out with 2pac in Cuba.

Same reason there isn't unicorns flying around

Well, after dying for our sins and coming back to life, he stayed on earth for a while then went up to Heaven. He is up there at this moment looking down on us all and listening to our prayers.

Isn't that wonderful? :)

Blasphemers all of you are!!!:x:evil:-Big_Red-

The hext time he is supossed to come is at the End of Days so IDK when that is gonna be.

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OT loves to bash all religions

I think he's waiting for me to do something first.