why hasnt christ done anything in 2000 years?

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#101 Celldrax
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2000 years is a long time......he probably has alzheimer's and just simply forgot.

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#102 FatCatPatRat
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can't blame him, i wouldn't either if i was him. its a terrible world.

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#103 -Big_Red-
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[QUOTE="Symphonycometh"][QUOTE="-Big_Red-"][QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

we dont

we like to bash Christians :twisted:

:|.....:?... -Walks backwards out of thread very slowly-

"Please save us from your followers" I think he's more in line with that quote and not just being mean. =p

No I think he actually wants to "bash" us. And he's a big man. Which Is why I'm walking out backwards.
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#104 curono
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Maybe he is playing WOW, healing people with his level 80 character??
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#105 greeneye59
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Don't know. You want him to come back? Because that means the end of days.

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#106 socked_feet
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*psst* Because he's just a regular dude and not anything special. Regular dudes can't do much over the course of 2000 years considering they're well...dead.
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#107 Too_tight_shoes
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We made him up. Thought it was obvious... :|
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#108 foxhound_fox
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Because his lifeless body is laying in a cave somewhere.
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#109 daleerin24
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Because he shall come like a theif in the night, and none shall know the hour, or the day, but be ready for he shall come...

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#110 no_more_fayth
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Because he shall come like a theif in the night, and none shall know the hour, or the day, but be ready for he shall come...

daleerin24

I know you're coming in the night like a thief.

But I've had some time, oh Lord, to hone my lying technique.

I know you think that I'm someone you can trust.

But I'm scared I'll get scared, and I swear I'll try to nail you back up.

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#111 Protoford
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I dont see the hype?

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Does he need to? Why havent you?
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#112 fastesttruck
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maybe he got banned or something
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#113 MrMe1000
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Did you ever think about the fact that he's dead?

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#114 789shadow
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Can't get a connection on his iPhone. Should have waited for Verizon.

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#115 Dawq902
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He probably did not exist as a magic spewing super human and did just die never to come back.

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#116 bcroger2
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busy playing wow. (sorry I couldn't think of a better joke :( )
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#117 clayron
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youd think he wouldve returned during the 1960's. long hair and sandals were in. LoG-Sacrament
This.
Like all hippies, he procrastinates like a mother.sSubZerOo
This. :lol:
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#118 Botodile
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He's dead, and he used up his last life to return that other time.

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#120 UCF_Knight
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He's a quarterback for the Seahawks.  It's not Jesus' fault people here don't watch football. >.>
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#121 raynimrod
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Dead guys that may or may not have existed, are kinda limited with what they can do.

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#122 -Big_Red-
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He's a quarterback for the Seahawks.  It's not Jesus' fault people here don't watch football. >.>UCF_Knight
And yet The Seahawks aren't going to the superbowl ^_^.
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#123 Meinhard1
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I hear he's been livin' it up ... inside of our hearts.
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#124 TheMightyHoov
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If you were in the utopia that is heaven where everything was perfect and your dad was God after being beaten and crucified here on earth, would you come back to this s*** hole?

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#125 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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He passed healthcare reform in the US.

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#126 GreySeal9
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He passed healthcare reform in the US.

sonicare

:lol:

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#127 Hatiko
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He passed healthcare reform in the US.

sonicare

You got it mixed up, that was the Anti-Christ :P

Don't fall for his traps

You've been warned.

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#128 GreySeal9
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[QUOTE="sonicare"]

He passed healthcare reform in the US.

Hatiko

You got it mixed up, that was the Anti-Christ :P

Don't fall for his traps

You've been warned.

Pissed off Obama - YOU! DON'T BLOW MY COVER!

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#129 Hatiko
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[QUOTE="Hatiko"]

[QUOTE="sonicare"]

He passed healthcare reform in the US.

GreySeal9

You got it mixed up, that was the Anti-Christ :P

Don't fall for his traps

You've been warned.

Pissed off Obama - YOU! DON'T BLOW MY COVER!

Ah! I should have listened to the Admiral.

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#130 Theokhoth
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He's experiencing some lag in his connection.

dracula_16
Busy updating His Facebook statusxaos
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#131 Theokhoth
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If you were in the utopia that is heaven where everything was perfect and your dad was God after being beaten and crucified here on earth, would you come back to this s*** hole?

TheMightyHoov
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#132 greeneye59
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[QUOTE="TheMightyHoov"]

If you were in the utopia that is heaven where everything was perfect and your dad was God after being beaten and crucified here on earth, would you come back to this s*** hole?

Theokhoth

Haha. I like that.

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#133 tomo90
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Napping.