Why should cats have all the fun?

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#1 Ink__Blot
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I mean they can have sex and they getpet...

I demand more pleasure receptivenerve endings in my head and back NOA!

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#2 Combine-Police
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Well stop using your hand and get a woman
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#3 MrGeezer
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I mean they can have sex and they getpet...

I demand more pleasure receptivenerve endings in my head and back NOA!

Ink__Blot

I've had more than a dozen cats and dogs in my short life, and not one of them has EVER had sex.

Furthermore, I've taken every single one of them to the vet, to have their genitals mutilated so that they can never have babies.

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#4 Combine-Police
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[QUOTE="Ink__Blot"]

I mean they can have sex and they getpet...

I demand more pleasure receptivenerve endings in my head and back NOA!

MrGeezer

I've had more than a dozen cats and dogs in my short life, and not one of them has EVER had sex.

Furthermore, I've taken every single one of them to the vet, to have their genitals mutilated so that they can never have babies.

Wow your a bicth to animals

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..the food tastes pretty good too, especially that seared chicken fillet flavor. mmmm.

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#6 Ink__Blot
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if a pat to the head is pleaurable then mutilated genitalia is a small price to pay
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#7 MrGeezer
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[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="Ink__Blot"]

I mean they can have sex and they getpet...

I demand more pleasure receptivenerve endings in my head and back NOA!

Combine-Police

I've had more than a dozen cats and dogs in my short life, and not one of them has EVER had sex.

Furthermore, I've taken every single one of them to the vet, to have their genitals mutilated so that they can never have babies.

Wow your a bicth to animals

That's the price of free food and a warm bed.

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#8 Ink__Blot
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a warm bed - $35

Cat food - $15

A nice pat on the head - mutilated genitalia

there are some things in life that money can buy, for everything else mutilated genitalia will pay for it

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[QUOTE="Combine-Police"][QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="Ink__Blot"]

I mean they can have sex and they getpet...

I demand more pleasure receptivenerve endings in my head and back NOA!

MrGeezer

I've had more than a dozen cats and dogs in my short life, and not one of them has EVER had sex.

Furthermore, I've taken every single one of them to the vet, to have their genitals mutilated so that they can never have babies.

Wow your a bicth to animals

That's the price of free food and a warm bed.

Agreed, my poor dogs remained virgins to the day they died
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#10 KiIIyou
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It's cool that your cat lets's you do all that stuff to it.
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#11 Ink__Blot
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my girl dog humps my boy dog then growls at him when he tries to get away :D
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my girl dog humps my boy dog then growls at him when he tries to get away :DInk__Blot

Sounds like my wife! *high five*

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[QUOTE="Ink__Blot"]my girl dog humps my boy dog then growls at him when he tries to get away :DPerilousWolf

Sounds like my wife! *high five*

lol. id get a male pet so pregnancy wouldnt be a problem
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#14 nodgenico
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a warm bed - $35

Cat food - $15

A nice pat on the head - mutilated genitalia

there are some things in life that money can buy, for everything else mutilated genitalia will pay for it

Ink__Blot

Haha! Nice.

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[QUOTE="Ink__Blot"]my girl dog humps my boy dog then growls at him when he tries to get away :DPerilousWolf

Sounds like my wife! *high five*

:lol: must be nice....

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[QUOTE="Ink__Blot"]my girl dog humps my boy dog then growls at him when he tries to get away :DPerilousWolf

Sounds like my wife! *high five*

Lmao. I had to put that in my sig :P. I have a spaded cat. She will never get any.

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#17 frankyfitz
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You gotta love the cats eagerness to get jiggy...