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#1 Amartherion
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Your beloved hot wife and newborn kidare held at gunpoint. In order to free them,you have to choose one of the following

a) dig out your pair of eyes with your fingers

b) saw off your own legs

c) to pour 1000ml of hot boiling water into your mouth

d) ignore and let them die

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#2 ghoklebutter
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Saw off my legs.
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#3 Mario2007
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Id probably go with the water
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#4 194197844077667059316682358889
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e) Take the saw and attack whatever jackass put me into such a ludicrous situation
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#5 th3warr1or
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I'll enter deadeye mode and shoot the bastard dead.
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#6 Amartherion
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no seriously guys,what will you do?

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#7 194197844077667059316682358889
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no seriously guys,what will you do?

Amartherion
I'm absolutely serious
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#8 criinok
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I think water.. That stuff can be cured I think.

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#9 Amartherion
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yeah before you could go berserk and launch towards them, both your loved one already got their head blown off

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#10 Dylan_11
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Wait until the water cools down and drink it. Both saving my hot wife and kid and also quenching my thirst.
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#11 Bedizen
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Not sure how any of those options are going to help save them?

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#12 thriteenthmonke
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Water I guess.
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#13 shadow13702
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how would doing any of this free them? It would seem that it makes you unable to help them :roll:

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#14 CleanPlayer
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Yea, I'm gonna go with d because all those other options won't do anything in order for my wife and kid to be saved.
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#15 Joshywaa
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e) Take the saw and attack whatever jackass put me into such a ludicrous situationxaos

f) sit down with this jackass and have a civilized conversation (perhaps we could discuss various soil properties)

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#16 travisstaggs
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I would saw my legs off, I guess.

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#17 QiiXii
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I suppose I'd pour the water.
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#18 thriteenthmonke
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Not sure how any of those options are going to help save them?

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They have to let them go if you do it. This is the terrorist law, just be thankful there weren't any dolphins around.
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#19 LIONHEART-_-
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B.) Saw off your own legs Then the criminal gave me the saw only to know that I'm going to saw off his neck. :lol: But since there isn't any option like that I'd probably go with the boiling water.
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#20 Iceozo
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G) Summon Peter Jackson to make a movie lasting approximately 9 hours in order to bore the jackass, giving me the chance to kill him with his own gun adding insult to fatal injury.

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#21 Amartherion
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you are helpless,and they are sick in their head. Choose only the 4 options!

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#22 Joshywaa
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G) Summon Peter Jackson to make a movie lasting approximately 9 hours in order to bore the jackass, giving me the chance to kill him with his own gun adding insult to fatal injury.

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H) Tell him i like his shoes...a shopping trip ensues.

That totally rhymed.

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#23 Everiez
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Pour hot water into mouth, I've bigger chance to to save my family with my legs and eyes still intact. You remind me of that game

[spoiler] Heavy Rain where I need to cut one of my finger with various tool available in a room and that's just for a hint of where to save your family. [/spoiler]

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#25 clayron
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I'd throw that liter of water at the son of a vich, then use the saw create a jigsaw puzzle with his body parts.
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#26 GHlegend77
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Wait until the water cools down and drink it. Both saving my hot wife and kid and also quenching my thirst.Dylan_11
That's what I was going to say >_>
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#27 Ultrabeatdown55
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I would saw off my leg.

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#28 Ceraby
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Do nothing. I can always get a new wife and make new kids.

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#29 atony12
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Take the water, can't do any permanent damage so all I'd have to do is endure the pain for a bit.
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#30 Suzy_Q_Kazoo
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Wait until the water cools down and drink it. Both saving my hot wife and kid and also quenching my thirst.Dylan_11

This makes the most sense :lol:

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#31 cheesyjon
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C, of course.

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#32 jubino
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Option z) realize that I am in fact the person holding them at gunpoint, drop the gun, and hold them both whilst crying

ps directed by M. Night Shammalammadingdong

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#33 clyde46
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e) Take the saw and attack whatever jackass put me into such a ludicrous situationxaos
I'm with this guy.
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#34 Amartherion
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the sick bastards aren't gonna let you wait till the water gets cooled down, get over that idea.

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#35 Iceozo
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Maybe they will cause they're really, really nice.

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#36 k--m--k
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I am ready to do all first 3.

that how much i love my wife and kid....even if they wont do the same to save me.

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#37 jubino
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Maybe they will cause they're really, really nice.

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One could only hope that the person holding a gun to your wife and kid would have a heart of gold :P
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#38 Amartherion
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seems like the digging of eyes is the toughest one huh?

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#39 Nifty_Shark
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Probably save myself. I don't think I would be capable of torturing myself in such ways. Like physically I wouldn't be able to do such self harm.
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#40 Bourbons3
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Can't a just throw the boiling water at the guy?
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#41 GHlegend77
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Can't a just throw the boiling water at the guy?Bourbons3
:lol: "Take this *****! *throws boiling water* That's for ****ing with my family!" "Oh, dude, what the ****?!?!" "Yeah, you don't like that, do you?! Come on, honey, Tim. Let's leave!"
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#42 Gaming-Planet
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A.

My eyes are actually bombs.

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#43 Gallego
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there are flaws on this question and its choice of answers -___-
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#44 GHlegend77
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there are flaws on this question and its choice of answers -___-Gallego
There's flaws in your imaginations! :x :P
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#45 Gallego
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[QUOTE="Gallego"]there are flaws on this question and its choice of answers -___-GHlegend77
There's flaws in your imaginations! :x :P

I demand perfection! :evil: also its 3am >_>
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#46 GHlegend77
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[QUOTE="GHlegend77"][QUOTE="Gallego"]there are flaws on this question and its choice of answers -___-Gallego
There's flaws in your imaginations! :x :P

I demand perfection! :evil: also its 3am >_>

5:20 a.m. here. Check and mate, little moddy :evil: :P
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#47 Gallego
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[QUOTE="GHlegend77"][QUOTE="Gallego"][QUOTE="GHlegend77"] There's flaws in your imaginations! :x :P

I demand perfection! :evil: also its 3am >_>

5:20 a.m. here. Check and mate, little moddy :evil: :P

little? don't make me laugh! wait...you did! haha little :lol:
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#48 Animatronic64
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I will transcend.

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#49 GHlegend77
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[QUOTE="Gallego"][QUOTE="GHlegend77"][QUOTE="Gallego"]I demand perfection! :evil: also its 3am >_>

5:20 a.m. here. Check and mate, little moddy :evil: :P

little? don't make me laugh! wait...you did! haha little :lol:

*slowly backs out of thread as Gallego has a laughing fit which leads him to suffocate and at one point spontaneously combust* :P
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#50 fabz_95
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Pour the water into my mouth.