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I have way to many.
A recent one was when I was at a football a couple weeks a back and I was in the student section. We were all standing a this girl behind me kept on patting me on the head, I guess out of plain fun. Every time I would turn around she put her hand back so after the 2nd time I tried grabing her hand and I missed. I some how landed on her boob and everyone around me started laughing. We both got pretty red. She punched me in chest short after and said we were even so it's cool.
[QUOTE="Boba_Fett_3710"][QUOTE="Timstuff"] That used to happen to me sometimes, until I realized that when you accidentally make eye contact w/ someone, immediately switch your gaze to the person next to them so that they don't feel like you singled them out. It's like "hahah, you think you're special just because I stared at you? Well guess what, I stare at everyone, so there!" :PblazinpuertorocI usually just wink when our eyes lock, it makes girls blush and look away. It's great.if only i could be as cool as you...I usually see girl check me out or stare and I just glance and I see them still checking me out then make eye contact and i thin OH CRAP! and when its over im like damn shoulda smiled or winked. She so wanted to do me...but i never do that cause i get so embarrassed. To be honest, im not that much of a "flirty" type. I feel as if i have to act like a complete gentleman instead of what i usually am. Because if i make one mistake when hanging out with a girl i like.....its over.
Others may find it weird/nerdy. Is nerdiness attractive?socked_feetYour mileage may vary, but chicks dig high post counts on GS in my experience.
[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]Well, there was this one time I got some boiling hot butter...-Apathy-\ I'm the only one that got that? HAHAHA!I did too, but I wasn't going to say anything.
[QUOTE="socked_feet"]Others may find it weird/nerdy. Is nerdiness attractive?FunkyhamsterYour mileage may vary, but chicks dig high post counts on GS in my experience. I'm a girl, silly.
Awkard monents have been achived by me, but the said event probly won't be acceptable, so...
I touch a girl's chest by accident
"Oh COG! I never knew you had a way with the ladies..."
AHHHHHHHHHH!!
Something similar happened to me, but no one seemed to notice. Oh, and any moment with this lesbian I knew. She's a good person don't get me wrong, but... I don't want to go there... >_>Awkard monents have been achived by me, but the said event probly won't be acceptable, so...
I touch a girl's chest by accident
"Oh COG! I never knew you had a way with the ladies..."
AHHHHHHHHHH!!
ChildOfGaming7
[QUOTE="ChildOfGaming7"]Something similar happened to me, but no one seemed to notice. Oh, and any moment with this lesbian I knew. She's a good person don't get me wrong, but... I don't want to go there... >_>Awkard monents have been achived by me, but the said event probly won't be acceptable, so...
I touch a girl's chest by accident
"Oh COG! I never knew you had a way with the ladies..."
AHHHHHHHHHH!!
Genetic_Code
Me neither! Lets pledge on not telling anyone about the incidents with your Lesibeon friend I my...friend who doesn't understand privacy!
*Nod*
I'M LEAVING THE THING AT THAAAAT!!!!!!!!
[QUOTE="DoctorSlimy"]Kind of the samething with me... If I'm in math or language arts I've noticed I can't stop looking at a girl. Every now and then she will look back and I think oh crap.TimstuffThat used to happen to me sometimes, until I realized that when you accidentally make eye contact w/ someone, immediately switch your gaze to the person next to them so that they don't feel like you singled them out. It's like "hahah, you think you're special just because I stared at you? Well guess what, I stare at everyone, so there!" :P Oh my god, I do that all the time, hahaha.
[QUOTE="Funkyhamster"][QUOTE="socked_feet"]Others may find it weird/nerdy. Is nerdiness attractive?socked_feetYour mileage may vary, but chicks dig high post counts on GS in my experience. I'm a girl, silly.and I am a man...we should make love :oops:
I was trying to scare a friend once so I was looking for the link to the "scare" Maze game. I go on youtube and type in Maze game and I get a bunch on reactions. i click on one and the link is provided on the description. I copy the link and sent it to her. She sends a message back saying that I was a jerk. i ask why and she says it was a link to an adult website.
LMAO!!! :lol:
I go back to the place where I got the link from and actually CLICK on it and it WAS indeed the wrong link. It was funny because when she calls me a jerk I ask "did it scare you?" and she replies "oh it scared me alright."
Id post the link to the youtube video to show you guys that it was an honest mistake but i dont want to get in trouble. (still mod free)
First and last time that I send links without first verifying them myself.
so i was @ my cousins house and he was going to have a water balloon fight with all of his friends, and one of his friends sister(who was my age)was filling up the balloons by herself.seeing that opportunity,cuz she was really cute, i went over there and helped.me and her get through about 30ish balloons when she suddenly turned towards me. she put her hands on my shoulders and pulled me in, we were making out right there on a chair...it was pretty sweet but kinda awkward, just the way it happened.no wat i mean.
[QUOTE="Solid_Snak3Xx"]Well there is a girl on my math CLASS and for some reasson i always hav eye contact with her, BUT ITS NOT ON PORPUSE!!!
Theokhoth
Anyway, my most awkward moment was with a girl who stalked and idolised me. . . . . .in a very frightening way.
haha i lol'ed. yeh mine was at a party, she actually told me i was taking my time to make a move :?
On my ex's and mine first date, she tried making it as awkward for me as she possibly could to see how far she could push me. So for every single question I would ask her or anything I would say to her, she'd respong with like one word so I had nothing to respond to, or "I dunno." And then she would just look at me and smile until I'd say something else. Ended up being one of my favorite memories with her. :D
I got 3 good ones...So listen up!
One i was in gym and I was playing badmitton with a friend and a bunch of other random people and there was this girl next to me. She was laughing and giggling at everything I say and well she was much younger than me and she kept trying to speak with me but I had NO idea what to say. She was cute and I coulda have got somewhere but I felt like such a dork cause I was ignoring her cause I had no idea what to say. Then she left..it was an akward moment...
oh yeah and this happened last night...i just finished Gears of Wars 2 and im over here looking like a bum in pajamas. One of my sisters friends came over real quck and as she was leaving I hear some girl so "Oh is that...!" Then she peaks in while im in the living room listening to end message of the game and shes like "Oh is that gears of war 2? how is it? Im about to get it." This of course left me dumbfounded as she was pretty hot and being one of my sisters friend shes probably around 18-19. I answer her and yeah I hear her whisper something to my sister and my sister blurts "Oh sam thinks your cute" Then she gets all embarrassed and starts hitting on me and well It was pretty awkward. My sister knew she was dead serious so she was trying to stop the interaction...
and for the epic most embarrassing finale...
It was a regular summer day and yet again I was looking like a bum wearing bummy clothes and no socks playing pokemon on my DS. My sister comes into the family room where I was chilling asking me to help her bring her speakers downstair for a party at a friends house...Im like yeah w.e as im walking up looking all bummy, not to mention I had no socks on and my feet are ugly and dried up and have messed up nails on a few toes. So as i walk into the room I see one of my Long, long, long time crushes from Jr. High and she goes oh "heyyyy". In which I have shared ENOUGH embarrassing moments as it is, many of which I will not get into as they are even worse. She knew who I was as we use to talk on occassions. I walk in and I was aboslutely shocked, I was so fricking embarrassed to the point I wanted to falcon kick my sister right in the face.
Of all the people I expected to see i did not expect her, especially considering they are a few years apart in age and I didnt even know they knew each other! Ugh it was so horrible and akward...I felt like such a jackass the whole day...having a hot chick see me in a weakend, vulnerable and bummy state! I bet my ex crush knew she was my sister so she probably came inside hoping to see me if not she was probably just as shocked as I was. agh! What a joke!
blazinpuertoroc
haha hilarious. Also why am i not doing homework
Recently. My friend and I were eating dinner with a girl that he knew. Suddenly my friend gets up and say he is going to the bathroom, but then turns to the girl and says "When I get back I am going to rape you." Me: "Dude you dont joke about that around women.". He leaves and I could tell she was....uncomfortable. Me: "He was trying to be funny." Girl: "I know but I was actually raped once at a party." Me: "............Wait......Are you joking?"(ABSOLUTELY THE STUPIDEST THING TO SAY AT THE TIME).Truth-slayerI don't see what's so horrible about saying that. There are plenty of worse things you could have said. Many people use "are you kidding" as a statement of disbelief or shock-- not because they actually wonder if someone is serious.
Recently. My friend and I were eating dinner with a girl that he knew. Suddenly my friend gets up and say he is going to the bathroom, but then turns to the girl and says "When I get back I am going to rape you." Me: "Dude you dont joke about that around women.". He leaves and I could tell she was....uncomfortable. Me: "He was trying to be funny." Girl: "I know but I was actually raped once at a party." Me: "............Wait......Are you joking?"(ABSOLUTELY THE STUPIDEST THING TO SAY AT THE TIME).Truth-slayer
Now that's awkward...
Backseat + no clothes + police cruiser headlights = :oclayronOh yeah, that reminds me of one. A couple months ago me and my girlfriend were getting busy in my car, when this truck full of drunk teenagers pulls up beside us. They start rushing my truck, surrounding us and laughing. Then I turned on the engine and drove off so fast I almost ran one of them over. I guess I got the last laugh, eh? :P
[QUOTE="socked_feet"][QUOTE="Funkyhamster"] Your mileage may vary, but chicks dig high post counts on GS in my experience.blazinpuertorocI'm a girl, silly.and I am a man...we should make love :oops:
Oh, you. :oops:
[QUOTE="Timstuff"][QUOTE="DoctorSlimy"]Kind of the samething with me... If I'm in math or language arts I've noticed I can't stop looking at a girl. Every now and then she will look back and I think oh crap.Boba_Fett_3710That used to happen to me sometimes, until I realized that when you accidentally make eye contact w/ someone, immediately switch your gaze to the person next to them so that they don't feel like you singled them out. It's like "hahah, you think you're special just because I stared at you? Well guess what, I stare at everyone, so there!" :P I usually just wink when our eyes lock, it makes girls blush and look away. It's great. That is a fantastic way to make yourself look like a sick, twisted pervert. Especially if you have never talked to the chick.
The most awkward moment with a girl was after a date, I took her back to my place and started fooling around. She threw me on the bed then climbed on top of me, pinning my arms down so I couldn't move. She then proceeded to tickle me. I squirmed in uncontrollable laughter. The whole time, I was holding in a fart so when she tickled me, it let loose. She looked at me for a moment then burst into laughter, I was too embarrassed to look her in the eye.Boba_Fett_3710
yep...been there. im gonna go ahead and say thats one of the most awkward things ive experienced. good thing me and her have a good sense of humor.
[QUOTE="Truth-slayer"]Recently. My friend and I were eating dinner with a girl that he knew. Suddenly my friend gets up and say he is going to the bathroom, but then turns to the girl and says "When I get back I am going to rape you." Me: "Dude you dont joke about that around women.". He leaves and I could tell she was....uncomfortable. Me: "He was trying to be funny." Girl: "I know but I was actually raped once at a party." Me: "............Wait......Are you joking?"(ABSOLUTELY THE STUPIDEST THING TO SAY AT THE TIME).Luncbox1I don't see what's so horrible about saying that. There are plenty of worse things you could have said. Many people use "are you kidding" as a statement of disbelief or shock-- not because they actually wonder if someone is serious. thats an absolute terrible thing to say...and i mean TERRIBLE. How is that even remotely funny?
and I am a man...we should make love :oops:[QUOTE="blazinpuertoroc"][QUOTE="socked_feet"] I'm a girl, silly.socked_feet
Oh, you. :oops:
call me 8)I'd have to say my most awkward moment happened on Monday.
I walked up to this girl and I planned on giving her a hug (from the side because the front seems...sexual?) and as I'm reaching around to her arm so I have her trapped in a bear hug, I realize my arm isn't long enough and the thing I'm grabbing is not her arm. Needless to say she flipped out on me and I ran away.
When I asked my first girlfriend to be in a relationship with me.
Well, you see, I really didn't ask, because that was a time where the concept of manhood and being deserving of your testicles was something that I didn't understand yet.
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