Worst bathroom experience?

Once a girl I liked had me over to her friends house for a party and I asked to use the bathroom. I went in and she went in after me and locked the door. WHat I didnt realize is that she was drunk and had very bad diahhrea, we started kissing and such and then she pushed me onto the toilet which I didnt notice at first was filled to the brim with poo, toilet paper, and vomit. I landed right in the mess and panicked. She didnt realize what she had done because the smell was masked kinda by lots of incense and air fresheners.

She then sat on my lap, pushing me further into the mess, and then passed out. I tried to figure out a way to move without waking her up, I of course made a dumb choice by trying to lift her up. She woke up as I was doing so and freaked out. She pushed me and ran out of the room, I fell face first into he toilet and almost swallowed a mouthful of crap. I stood up and started to gag and throw up, so I ran towards the door which at that moment was thrown open hitting me in the face and making me swallow my own vomit and get a broken nose. After that I pretty much sprinted home.

Once a girl I liked had me over to her friends house for a party and I asked to use the bathroom. I went in and she went in after me and locked the door. WHat I didnt realize is that she was drunk and had very bad diahhrea, we started kissing and such and then she pushed me onto the toilet which I didnt notice at first was filled to the brim with poo, toilet paper, and vomit. I landed right in the mess and panicked. She didnt realize what she had done because the smell was masked kinda by lots of incense and air fresheners.

She then sat on my lap, pushing me further into the mess, and then passed out. I tried to figure out a way to move without waking her up, I of course made a dumb choice by trying to lift her up. She woke up as I was doing so and freaked out. She pushed me and ran out of the room, I fell face first into he toilet and almost swallowed a mouthful of crap. I stood up and started to gag and throw up, so I ran towards the door which at that moment was thrown open hitting me in the face and making me swallow my own vomit and get a broken nose. After that I pretty much sprinted home.

Film-Guy

[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

Once a girl I liked had me over to her friends house for a party and I asked to use the bathroom. I went in and she went in after me and locked the door. WHat I didnt realize is that she was drunk and had very bad diahhrea, we started kissing and such and then she pushed me onto the toilet which I didnt notice at first was filled to the brim with poo, toilet paper, and vomit. I landed right in the mess and panicked. She didnt realize what she had done because the smell was masked kinda by lots of incense and air fresheners.

She then sat on my lap, pushing me further into the mess, and then passed out. I tried to figure out a way to move without waking her up, I of course made a dumb choice by trying to lift her up. She woke up as I was doing so and freaked out. She pushed me and ran out of the room, I fell face first into he toilet and almost swallowed a mouthful of crap. I stood up and started to gag and throw up, so I ran towards the door which at that moment was thrown open hitting me in the face and making me swallow my own vomit and get a broken nose. After that I pretty much sprinted home.

FalcoLX

Yeh, really... :| No, I'm not even going to ask for pics on that one. :shock: :o :| D: That's awful...

that sucks. i hope it wasn't cold outside because then you could just rinse yourself off with the hose out in the yard.

i don't really have and experience to compete with that, but one time i was traveling on the road and i went into a bathroom at like a 711 and there was i giant turd in the urinal. i had no other choice but to use it because some guy was in the stall taking a number 2 and i really really really had to go.

I went in a bathroom and there were 3 guys pissing on the wall about the toilets....

at that point i was like :| /escape

When I was about 16 or 17, I had woken up in the middle of the night, needing to take a leak. So I stumble into the bathroom, and start doing my business. Halfway through or so, I decide to look down, to realize that the toilet seat was down, and I had pissed all over the top of the toilet. So, not wanting to stop mid-leak, I simply redirected my aim to the trash can adjacent to the toilet (wasn't going to be touching that toilet lid....) and finish it off in there. I clean my mess up in the bathroom, which took me about thirty minutes at about 3 in the morning, and was ready to take the trash bag from the trash can out to the side of the house (a trash can full of piss in the morning would be suspicious to my parents) so I walk the tied up bag all the way across to the side of the house, when much to my dismay, I realized that the bag had a hole in it, and I had leaked piss all over the houses hardwood floors. So I spent about another thirty minutes cleaning that up, in the dead of night, when it was pitch black.\

Bad night.

Eternal Darkness(game)

the part where this women is dead on the tub it msde my heart stop like for 2 minutes

For 4 weeks or more i was scared to shower or go a bathroom, i had to turn on all the lights

I accidentally walked in the female's bathroom once! :cry: :oops:the_foreign_guy

Oh...Teh horrors!!!!

that happened to me in like 3rd grade....didn't stop getting reminded till obut 8th..:lol:

You really have some horrid experiences with toilets and poop if I remember you're old stories correctly as well.

Eternal Darkness(game)

the part where this women is dead on the tub it msde my heart stop like for 2 minutes

For 4 weeks or more i was scared to shower or go a bathroom, i had to turn on all the lights

Nevlim

I never tried showering in the dark before. I don't think I'll try. >__>

[QUOTE="Nevlim"]

Eternal Darkness(game)

the part where this women is dead on the tub it msde my heart stop like for 2 minutes

For 4 weeks or more i was scared to shower or go a bathroom, i had to turn on all the lights

the_foreign_guy

I never tried showering in the dark before. I don't think I'll try. >__>

i mean during the day =P

that sucks. i hope it wasn't cold outside because then you could just rinse yourself off with the hose out in the yard.

i don't really have and experience to compete with that, but one time i was traveling on the road and i went into a bathroom at like a 711 and there was i giant turd in the urinal. i had no other choice but to use it because some guy was in the stall taking a number 2 and i really really really had to go.

dangerd0g24

That reminds me of the last part of the story I forgot to mention, it gets worse. I ran out of the house and across the lawn that had just been sprayed with water from the sprinklers. Problem is I tripped on a dog turd that was in the grass and ended up kicking the host of the party who was taking a smoke break in the face with my turd covered shoe. One half of her face was pretty much brown with crap and she screamed and stomped on my balls a few times before running inside to probably telle everyone how much I suck. I limped home after that. I didnt include that before because it didnt take place in a bathroom.

I have a hard time believing that. Forgive me.Genetic_Code

you are forgiven, I have had worse experiences.

Film-Guy

I laughed so hard I actually strained my lungs.

I can't think of anything that tops that.

When I was about 16 or 17, I had woken up in the middle of the night, needing to take a leak. So I stumble into the bathroom, and start doing my business. Halfway through or so, I decide to look down, to realize that the toilet seat was down, and I had pissed all over the top of the toilet. So, not wanting to stop mid-leak, I simply redirected my aim to the trash can adjacent to the toilet (wasn't going to be touching that toilet lid....) and finish it off in there. I clean my mess up in the bathroom, which took me about thirty minutes at about 3 in the morning, and was ready to take the trash bag from the trash can out to the side of the house (a trash can full of piss in the morning would be suspicious to my parents) so I walk the tied up bag all the way across to the side of the house, when much to my dismay, I realized that the bag had a whole in it, and I had leaked piss all over the houses hardwood floors. So I spent about another thirty minutes cleaning that up, in the dead of night, when it was pitch black.\

Bad night.

Tsunami23

[QUOTE="dangerd0g24"]

that sucks. i hope it wasn't cold outside because then you could just rinse yourself off with the hose out in the yard.

i don't really have and experience to compete with that, but one time i was traveling on the road and i went into a bathroom at like a 711 and there was i giant turd in the urinal. i had no other choice but to use it because some guy was in the stall taking a number 2 and i really really really had to go.

Film-Guy

That reminds me of the last part of the story I forgot to mention, it gets worse. I ran out of the house and across the lawn that had just been sprayed with water from the sprinklers. Problem is I tripped on a dog turd that was in the grass and ended up kicking the host of the party who was taking a smoke break in the face with my turd covered shoe. One half of her face was pretty much brown with crap and she screamed and stomped on my balls a few times before running inside to probably telle everyone how much I suck. I limped home after that. I didnt include that before because it didnt take place in a bathroom.

You're a very good fictional writer, Film_Guy. >.>

Now that you mention it, back in elementary school there were these kids who would have "piss wars" with people. When someone would pee in the toilets they would go in the adjacent one and pee OVER the side panel onto your side.

It was quite funny at first until these two kids were having a "piss war" but one got angry becuase he had gotten 'hit' on the shirt. All I heard was a BAM as one of the doors swung open and the other kid walked out with urine all over his face and shirt yelling "It got in my mouth!!!"... The other kid got suspended :lol:

once i had really really loose bowels. after maybe about 10 min on the toilet i finally got in the shower....then i realized i wasn't fully done yet. lets just say i was too lazy to get out of the showerlonewolf604

I've pissed and brushed my teeth in the shower, at the same time. Cannot say I have shat in the shower. Not a fan of standing in my own **** while attempting to bathe.

Now that you mention it, back in elementary school there were these kids who would have "piss wars" with people. When someone would pee in the toilets they would go in the adjacent one and pee OVER the side panel onto your side.

It was quite funny at first until these two kids were having a "piss war" but one got angry becuase he had gotten 'hit' on the shirt. All I heard was a BAM as one of the doors swung open and the other kid walked out with urine all over his face and shirt yelling "It got in my mouth!!!"... The other kid got suspended :lol:

CrazyKilljoy117

:lol:

Just wow.

[QUOTE="lonewolf604"]once i had really really loose bowels. after maybe about 10 min on the toilet i finally got in the shower....then i realized i wasn't fully done yet. lets just say i was too lazy to get out of the showerTsunami23

I've pissed and brushed my teeth in the shower, at the same time. Cannot say I have shat in the shower. Not a fan of standing in my own **** while attempting to bathe.

[QUOTE="Film-Guy"][QUOTE="dangerd0g24"]

that sucks. i hope it wasn't cold outside because then you could just rinse yourself off with the hose out in the yard.

i don't really have and experience to compete with that, but one time i was traveling on the road and i went into a bathroom at like a 711 and there was i giant turd in the urinal. i had no other choice but to use it because some guy was in the stall taking a number 2 and i really really really had to go.

super_mario_128

That reminds me of the last part of the story I forgot to mention, it gets worse. I ran out of the house and across the lawn that had just been sprayed with water from the sprinklers. Problem is I tripped on a dog turd that was in the grass and ended up kicking the host of the party who was taking a smoke break in the face with my turd covered shoe. One half of her face was pretty much brown with crap and she screamed and stomped on my balls a few times before running inside to probably telle everyone how much I suck. I limped home after that. I didnt include that before because it didnt take place in a bathroom.

You're a very good fictional writer, Film_Guy. >.>

I wish it was fiction man, I wish it was:(

Oh.... my..... god. I think your story might qualify for one of the worst ever experiences, not just bathroom ones. She apologized profusely, right?needled24-7

She did yeah, though I heard her laughing about it to her friends.

Now that you mention it, back in elementary school there were these kids who would have "piss wars" with people. When someone would pee in the toilets they would go in the adjacent one and pee OVER the side panel onto your side.

It was quite funny at first until these two kids were having a "piss war" but one got angry becuase he had gotten 'hit' on the shirt. All I heard was a BAM as one of the doors swung open and the other kid walked out with urine all over his face and shirt yelling "It got in my mouth!!!"... The other kid got suspended :lol:

CrazyKilljoy117

Piss Wars? The new elementary school sport :P

Honestly, I'd be disturbed on so many levels if that ever happened to me. O_o That's all I can say to that...

Thank goodness I have no bad bathroom experiences...

so your face was full of poop?Lief_Ericson

[QUOTE="Lief_Ericson"]so your face was full of poop?DeeJayInphinity

******* win.

so your face was full of poop?Lief_Ericson

My mouth got some too.