My name is Krusty40 and I am 13 and 3 quarters. I have no life and wish to emulate my hero - puntomatt. He is everything I could ever wish to be and more but because he found out about my pathetic objectives and because he is in every way my superior I have to be obnoxious, cantankerous and act like a hormonal teenaged girl. He invited me to meet him but he frightens me, like meeting your favourite celebrity HA!
I keep getting banned from forums but it's unclear why, I do the right things such as suck up to the moderators and established users while at the same time attempt to bully and undermine anyone who disagrees with these people. I find it difficult to maintain a consistent argument which means I have to lie and dismiss any previous statements posted by myself in order to come out on top. I always do but I just can never completely close an argument because my highly entertaining threads keep getting locked by the moderators. I've learned that all moderators are at least 40, are bald, have loads of unkempt children and have NO bills to pay. I wish I had no bills to pay but after my mother takes my 60Euro/month digs money I have very little of my 40,000euro/year salary left to pay for games. Hence why I rarely talk about them - except Resident Evil 3 THE BEST GAME EVER MADE EVER IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF THE WORLD EVER!!
Did I mention I work in the world of advertising? Yes, I work in Internet advertising but I specialise in advertising virtual products and services, so virtual that they don't exist!! Exciting stuff I think you'll agree. Because I'm so familiar with the Internet I refuse to divulge information about myself, instead I fabricate vague answers about what I do and how old I am. Even though I beleive Internet fraud is the rife (and that I have no life of my own) I can't help but fish for information from other people, it's so much fun!!
I firmly beleive that everyone should have an opinion, however my opinion is more valid than other, this applies to any and every subject I or anyone else may post. If I find your opinion out of line with my opinion (which I must add, will mean absolutely nothing) I will tell you so as I'm very opinionated, I say what's what.
Anyway, I bid you all good luck in dealing with me and my ever-inflated ego. I am the man.
Krusty40
Yo Yo Krusty40,
I found this on your blog - www.ilovesausageponiesintheear.co.ie - I know you love me and want to be me but you must stop following me around the internet and get out more. You need to get a life you pasty faced brat.
I used to feel pity for you clownface but now I feel nothing, you are a pathetic waste of space - 5 months you've been doing this now, it doesn't matter what you say about me, or Sscott, or koops, or Toxie, or anyone else. You the broken record that says the same old boring sh*te about about mundane subjects that noone is interested in. Blah blah blah, I'm Krusty40, what's your favourite shade of beige yadda yadda yadda. And before you say it, I'm not taking these forums seriously as you constantly proclaim - while getting angry and taking things a bit too seriously lol
Do us all a favour sausage pony and go kill yourself instead of asking how much other people would take to murder someone else. What a sad individual you are.
Have a nice evening :D
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