Worst movie you've ever seen

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#251 -TheSecondSign-
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[QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"]

[QUOTE="biggest_loser"] Nothing. They just hate it because its popular. I actually rather enjoyed it. Check out my video review of it if you like. joesh89

Bull****. I hate it because it was the worst movie ever made in the history of cinema. I've sat through that whole movie, it was worse than Miami Vice.

your still not saying why you hated it, give the reasons what made it the worst movie ever made.

The story for starters. Oh wait, thats because there wasn't one. It was a bunch of scenes about teenagers in love, which is about as fun to watch as it is fun to be shot in the chest with projectile diarrhea. Only an hour and a half into the movie do we get anything that even remotely feels like a story, and it only went that far because of the "bad guy vampire", who didn't get but maybe 15 minutes of screen timethroughout the whole movie.

It would've been acceptable(In the same sense that Transformers 2 was acceptable despite the lack of any kind of story) if the characters were interesting, but they weren't. Edward had no development as a character. Every scene in that movie that was dedicated to Edward's character was soley about his sex appeal and how "mysterious" he was, but that doesn't work since characters with a mysterious background actually have to feel mysterious. Bella was supposed to be a "plain jane", but they couldn't even get that right. How many guys flirted with her during her first FIVE SECONDS in that highschool? Her entire character was about how "special" and "unique" she is, like how Edward can't read her mind, and how nobody wuvs poor wittle Bella, and how lonely she is, and how hard it is to be her, because her life is so difficult, what with having food, water, two loving parents(Albeit seperated, but its better than no parents), and a warm place to sleep at night.

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#252 D3nnyCrane
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[QUOTE="biggest_loser"]I would also like to add: Max Payne and 12 Rounds. 3aNkabot
Max Payne isn't : /, it has some great video effects. Worst movie I've seen thus far has to be "You got served" .

Sorry, Max Payne was both a slap in the face to the games, and also so heinously acted and boring I fell asleep.
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#253 deactivated-5a078b8de7122
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This...

*sigh*........

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#254 1bigsmoke55
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Transformers.

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#255 qwertyoip
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Attack of the neptune men.

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#256 RazerBlade13
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Napoleon Dynamite. I find it too stupid to be funny.

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#257 vgm007
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Galaxy Quest with Tim Allen. It was so bad I shut it off after half an hour. :x
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#258 TheGrayEye
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[QUOTE="Generic_Dude"]

Patch Adams. Robin Williams is just awful in general ("Aladdin" and "Popeye" being the exceptions), but this is him at his worst.

For holiday horror, check out "The Night They Saved Christmas", which my girlfriend insists is the worst movie ever made.

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Robin Williams is far from awful, his improv skills are amazing and he was great in One Hour Photo, Good Morning Vietnam, and Mrs. Doubtfire.

I think Robin Williams is terrible at comedy, but he is incredible at drama. The man should have done far more dramatic and serious roles, hell I even remember feeling bad for his character in Flubber :lol: His comedy is annoying though.

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Knowing.
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#260 TheGrayEye
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On another note, some of these choices are incredibly lame. If the worst movie you have ever seen is Watchmen, you must only watch like one movie every 3 years... or just have a plain undeniably horrible taste in movies.

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#261 TheGrayEye
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This...

*sigh*........

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It's incredible how an amazing actor like Hopper found himself in a movie like that. I guess big pay checks have an irresistible scent.

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#262 nimatoad2000
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hero, star trek, but the one that takes the cake and gets the prize - leatherheads!
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#263 biggest_loser
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[QUOTE="biggest_loser"]I would also like to add: Max Payne and 12 Rounds. 3aNkabot
Max Payne isn't : /, it has some great video effects. Worst movie I've seen thus far has to be "You got served" .

Wouldn't you like to come away from a movie just once with more to say than "Well it looked nice"? Some of the photography was alright but everything else was disastrous, as a standalone film and as an adaptation.

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#264 enterawesome
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I'm tempted to say Dragon Wars, but that movie was so bad it was funny. In fact, that movie probably made me laugh more than any other comedy. I seriously reccomend you all watch it.
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#265 enterawesome
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hero, star trek, but the one that takes the cake and gets the prize - leatherheads!nimatoad2000
Aw, c'mon! Star Trek can't possibly be considered one of the worst movies ever!
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#266 Second_Rook
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[QUOTE="Second_Rook"]Recently it was one called Bobby. That was such a piece of crap. scorch-62
But The Boof is naked in it! It can't be that bad!

I actually kinda liked the acid scene. Hated about everything else. I mean just kick me in the nuts Emilio, you pompous jerk.
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#267 V4LENT1NE
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The Last Castle starring Robert Redford is the worst movie ever made.
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#268 MrLions
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Stealth
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#269 CptJSparrow
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Open Water. -.-
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#270 deactivated-5940fed791b8c
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[QUOTE="geoff-uk123"]The Italian Job bored the hell outta me.ZookGuy

Original or remake?

The remake. I really did give it a chance, but it just bored me to sleep. I hate to say it, but it did.
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#271 deactivated-5940fed791b8c
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And I forgot another movie I REALLY hate. And that movie is none other than High School Musical.