Worst name you've seen someone give their kid

What's the worst name you've seen someone give to their child?

Worst name I've seen: Bosco

Conjuration

My econ teacher named one of her kids Ocean. :|

There was a James Bond at my school back in the day. Cool name but I bet the constant harassment about it would drive ya nuts.

Pirate700

That name is total win :lol:

Usnavy and Ima Hoggleonard88

Is that an Arrested Development reference?

I've not seen too many in real life. However, one of my previous romance's name was Paloma, which accrued remarks like "Paloma!? Is her last name 'comma Spain'?" and "It sounds like a disease... He was killed by... la Paloma." I really didn't see anything wrong with her name, really.

I knew a girl who had a 2 in her name...

ESPN

No one ever believes this but...

Twins.

Names: Sprite & Pepsi

D!CK - I don't know why they'd give there son a name like this.b3yondstupidity

L-A ...the dash is not silent and is pronounced Ladasha. I am not joking... someone from my hometown named their child this. Also from my hometown is a family whose names are Trunk (1st generation), Branch (2nd gen.), Stem (2nd gen.), Spider (3rd gen.), and Twig (3rd gen.). I suppose this tells much about where I am from........... :|

Also a girl by the name of Baby-Lace went to my college. Her mom was a stripper and dad a hippie before they came to become Christians...

Apple

L-A ...the dash is not silent and is pronounced Ladasha. I am not joking... someone from my hometown named their child this. Also from my hometown is a family whose names are Trunk (1st generation), Branch (2nd gen.), Stem (2nd gen.), Spider (3rd gen.), and Twig (3rd gen.). I suppose this tells much about where I am from........... :|mindstorm

Ladasha? Who does that?

Nobody mentioned that couple naming their kid "Adolf Hitler"?

Wolf-Man2006

You beat me to the punch. Thats the worst one I have seen.

Theres a guy at my school named Maddam Sassu

Bumble Ward

This dude is real, he's Tim Burton's publicist (try googleing him or something...)

but seriously...Bumble??? thats hollywood for you..

Major Flowers is kind of wierd

There is someone at my school named Chunkee Wang. :lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman

:lol:

Isosceles.

There was a guy that used to work for my company. His first name was Ben. His last name was Dover. I'm not joking. It's hard to believe parents would do that to their kid.

How is Bosco a strange name? I know about 5 bosco's.. not to mention it isn't rare for me to hear someone calling it.

RiseAgainst12

I guess in my region it's an EXTREMELY rare name. You're most likely alot further south than I am.
I can understand the name Rosco...but Bosco? First time I heard the name was a few months ago after my cousin named her baby that. Absolutely no one else I have ever met or heard of has the name Bosco here in Manitoba. Here, it's laughably bad.

I cannot think of anything in particular, however, I find it kind of silly when ever I hear guy with a overly "girl name."

Here are some horrible names. I can't believe someone auctioned off their name! :lol:bededog

I lol'd at the 2nd to lastname!