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#1 319ni
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now i know waking up on fire would be pretty bad but hows this

i get up at 0900 after finishing work at 0500 and having 4 hours pleep by my boss moaining at me about this that and the other, cant get back to sleep and get up watch tv a while and try again

go to graw2 and not a single multiplayer game on at all !!! , mtv has an 80`s theme and damnedededed grace jones strutting about, got the wacko jacko on another channel and not a good un either,  earthsong
then think il have a t,  kettle boils but no milk,  frustration building and feel a call of nature and theres a single slice of "wiping material"

decide to jump back into bed and 5 mins later every mofo siren that can go off in london decides to go off for about 15 minutes

im sat here now twitching like some crackjob and i think if one more annoyance goes on im gonna go thermonuclear


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#2 Witchsight
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One time my calender fell off the wall and flapped right on my back while i was sleeping. I thought it was a bat and freaked out!
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#3 wurn
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when last did you have a REALLY good hangover!
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#4 DireToad
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Waking up with a migraine is probably the worse experience in the world.
Thank god I don't have anymore of those.
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#5 Cyrax-Sektor
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Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm falling over, but when I wake up, I'm flat on my bed. Weird. *scratches head*
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#6 staindcoldlp
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I'm always woken up by my mother and sister arguing. It's entertaining, but at the same time, I could be sleeping.

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#7 ithilgore2006
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I'd say if the ceiling collapsed at 4 AM, only in your room, that would suck a fair amount. This is assuming, obviously, that it just wakes you up and doesn't kill you.
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#8 wrlyy
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Those times when you catch up on sleep during the day and when you wake up you have NO idea what time is because your mental clock has just flipped out.
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#9 Verigar
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The worst wake up is when it is Saturday morning and you don't have to wake up early,the previous night tou stayed out until 6 in the morning and when you are asleep someone storms into the room banging the door and it's still 9 o'clock!
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#10 Witchsight
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The worst wake up is when it is yadda yadda Verigar
I just wanted to say 7th Seal is awesome!
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#11 wurn
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you get to see Demi's boobies, hehehehe
[QUOTE="Verigar"]The worst wake up is when it is yadda yadda Witchsight
I just wanted to say 7th Seal is awesome!

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#12 demon_turkey
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now i know waking up on fire would be pretty bad but hows this

i get up at 0900 after finishing work at 0500 and having 4 hours pleep by my boss moaining at me about this that and the other, cant get back to sleep and get up watch tv a while and try again

go to graw2 and not a single multiplayer game on at all !!! , mtv has an 80`s theme and damnedededed grace jones strutting about, got the wacko jacko on another channel and not a good un either,  earthsong
then think il have a t,  kettle boils but no milk,  frustration building and feel a call of nature and theres a single slice of "wiping material"

decide to jump back into bed and 5 mins later every mofo siren that can go off in london decides to go off for about 15 minutes

im sat here now twitching like some crackjob and i think if one more annoyance goes on im gonna go thermonuclear


319ni
ya that sounds like a bad morning allright :?
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#13 Verigar
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[QUOTE="Verigar"]The worst wake up is when it is yadda yadda Witchsight
I just wanted to say 7th Seal is awesome!

Igmar Bergman rules!Do you know where can I download the movie?
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#14 dommeus
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I'm always woken up by my mother and sister arguing. It's entertaining, but at the same time, I could be sleeping.

staindcoldlp
It would be worse if you woke up next to one of them hahahahaha. Yeeeah.
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#15 GameFreak315
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Scary as hell...

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#16 jfkunrendered
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Since i`m still living at home. Its my mom...every morning....screaming at me to get up!....only one more year and I get to go to college!
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#17 319ni
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i reckon waking up to a "messed bed" must be pretty s#$&&y toooooooo


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#18 Shadow-demon2
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I woke up once with my right are completely numb. I was worried at first then I started laughing.
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#19 MissPeanut
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early early morning, dog barking
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#20 andyxm
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The worst way to wake up, is on the wrong side of the bed:roll:
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#21 mrgab
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one time at friends place - dang cat jumped with claws ready on me and woke me up
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#22 branketra
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I'll tell you the worst way to wake up..... You're having a dream that you're flying, flying, flying...then in the dream you see you room from a top down angle, including you in your bed. You start spinning down and then you lay down in the bed. You instantly open your eyes because you feel someone hugging you from behind in the same position you're in. You keep feeling it until you work up the will to backhand whatever's behind you, only to find nothing but an empty bed and a wall 3:00 in the morning. That's the worst way to wake up.
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#23 Varese_basic
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My alarm went off and at the exact same moment a spot light from a ambulance helocopter was out my window looking for a place to land. My neighbor died. He was a cool dude.
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#24 Jenovawitness
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I'm always woken up by my mother and sister arguing. It's entertaining, but at the same time, I could be sleeping.

staindcoldlp
Dude, I've totally had that happen to me!
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#25 nickmag
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With a 6ft tall transvestive lying next to you?
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#26 OneShot112
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A bloody beheaded horse head on your sheets.
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#27 -kaz3-
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Waking up knowing that ****'s about to hit the fan.
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#28 geodisicdome
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its pretty bad when someone puts a joint in your mouth while you are asleep.
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#29 gameboi_92
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I once had my brother jump on my back :shock:

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#30 SolidSnake_108
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Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm falling over, but when I wake up, I'm flat on my bed. Weird. *scratches head*Cyrax-Sektor
Yeah, I get that sometimes..........
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#31 funkadelichika
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Waking up with a hangover and it being your first hangover.....Not fun...
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#32 aaaaarrrrggggg
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In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, true story.:(
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#33 OneShot112
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In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, true story.:(aaaaarrrrggggg

You were on a cruise ship? :o How scary.
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#34 aaaaarrrrggggg
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[QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"]In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, true story.:(OneShot112

You were on a cruise ship? :o How scary.


Yea....but it hit a giant ice burg:x Damn Titanic.
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#35 -kaz3-
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[QUOTE="Cyrax-Sektor"]Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm falling over, but when I wake up, I'm flat on my bed. Weird. *scratches head*SolidSnake_108
Yeah, I get that sometimes..........

I get this odd feeling like something bad's going to happen (not necessarily falling down) that causes me to lose 50% of my drowsiness in a split second.
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#36 Qanio
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Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm falling over, but when I wake up, I'm flat on my bed. Weird. *scratches head*Cyrax-Sektor
i get that to. It's scary and a rush, like fallin down the stairs....I love it!
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#37 RogerC44
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I hit my head on the bunk and fell to asleep for another hour.
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#38 lycrof
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The worst would be to wake up with someones ass/testicles in your face. But recently I somehow canned my self while sleeping and woke up in pain.
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#39 shockwave04
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One of my cats knocked my snare drum on the floor... ITs woke me up in a cold sweet.
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#40 mattmaul5488
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I woke up next to some old chick I dont even remember picking up..:?
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#41 Lockedge
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In a dirt crater where your house used to be. Cursed house thieves!
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#42 Shadow-demon2
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Worst way to wake up is to wake up dead.
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#43 DX_HBK_HHH
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worst way to wake up is with a dogs ass in your face
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#44 sthadji
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Those times when you catch up on sleep during the day and when you wake up you have NO idea what time is because your mental clock has just flipped out.wrlyy
Yeah...That kinda sucks.
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Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm falling over, but when I wake up, I'm flat on my bed. Weird. *scratches head*Cyrax-Sektor
I hate that... alot.
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#46 kaigh
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I uaed to throw a handful of change against the bedroom door of my roommate to wake him up.  He hated it, but he woke up.  I also ran like hell after I hucked the change.:)
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#47 miss_kitt3n
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Handcuffed to the bed.
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#48 LA_lakers_4life
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waking up with a severed horse head next to you......
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#49 disc0very
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Dead.
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#50 princemarth23
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Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm falling over, but when I wake up, I'm flat on my bed. Weird. *scratches head*Cyrax-Sektor
I get that too! It's kinda scary.