Worst/Funniest Pick Up Lines EVER

WARNING! DO NOT ACTUALLY USE THESE ON MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX!

Personal favorites:

Are your pants from outer space? Because they're out of this world!

Do you work at UPS? Because you're holding my package!

Apart form being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baby did you fart? Because you blew me away! *lol*

You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Hi, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.

If you were a library book, I'd check you out.

Is your name Gilette? Cause your the best a man can get.

I thaught I was gay until I met you!

I'm not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet.

Ok here I am, what were your other two wishes?

You're like a dictionary: you add meaning to my life.

Your Daddy must be a terrorist because baby, you're tha bomb!

So you got any particularly bad ones?

Are you from Tenessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

I seem to have misplaced my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Are you from Tenessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

I seem to have misplaced my phone number, can I borrow yours?

racer8dan

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by a second time?"

him "How heavy is a poplar bear, love"

her "i don't know"

him "neither do i love, but it breaks the ice"

him "How heavy is a poplar bear, love"

her "i don't know"

him "neither do i love, but it breaks the ice"

Vinegar_Strokes

him "How heavy is a poplar bear, love"

her "i don't know"

him "neither do i love, but it breaks the ice"

Vinegar_Strokes

"fancy going halfs on a basterd"

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and smashed your face on the ground.xTheExploited

People call me (name), but you can call me tonight!

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!

I'll make you a bet, $50 says you'll turn me down.

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Hi, I'm Mr. right, someone said you were looking for me.

People call me (name), but you can call me tonight!

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!

I'll make you a bet, $50 says you'll turn me down.

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Hi, I'm Mr. right, someone said you were looking for me.

racer8dan

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight?

I'm not Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock!

Let's play carpenter. First we get hammered then I'll nail you!

Wanna do some math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My Zipper

I dont know much about Pies but DAMN, you make my banana cream!

Screw me if Im wrong, but havent we met before?

My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?

AHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The word of the day is "legs". Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

You turn my software into hardware.

Are you a pirate? Cause I wan cho booty.

If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come inbetween the holidays?

Do you have a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that!

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

'Do you work at subway? 'cos you gave me a foot long'

[QUOTE="racer8dan"]

People call me (name), but you can call me tonight!

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!

I'll make you a bet, $50 says you'll turn me down.

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Hi, I'm Mr. right, someone said you were looking for me.

Kimbo_Slyce

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight?

I'm not Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock!

Let's play carpenter. First we get hammered then I'll nail you!

Wanna do some math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My Zipper

I dont know much about Pies but DAMN, you make my banana cream!

Screw me if Im wrong, but havent we met before?

My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?

AHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish my slope was your derivative, so i could lie tangent to your curves.

Sigh_han

'Do you work at subway? 'cos you gave me a foot long'

yayio

GAHHH Beat me to it!!

Is that a ladder in your pants? Or the stairway to heaven?

People call me (INSERT NAME), but you can call me Tonight!

That shirt is very becomming of you, then again, if I was on you I'd be comming too!

I own a rocket. First stop your moons, second stop, Uranus!

Let's play house. You're the house and I'm the screendoor so I can bang on you all night.

I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

There are 206 bones in the human body...do you want another one?

You make my software turn hardware.

My name isn't Elmo but you can tickle me if you want.

I lost my phone number can I have yours?

I own a rocket. First stop your moons, second stop, Uranus!

Kimbo_Slyce

I would laugh if that worked.

Nice new pants. May I test the zipper?

Got any raisins? How about a date.

I lost my virginity...can I have yours?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Your face reminds me of a wrench. Everytime I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

Hey baby wanna play lion? You kneel down and I'll throw my meat into your face.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

You got me stuck on CAPS LOCK if you know what I mean.

Need me to unzip your files?

Hi Im Superman and I think your clothes are made of kyrptonite. We've got to get rid of them immediately.

Nice poop deck on yer lady. Care for a swabbin?

Do you know why Solomon had 700 wives? Because he never met you!

1. If we had a garden i'd put my tulips and your tulips together.

2. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

3. Baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!

4. Are you an overdue book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!

5. Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

6. Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

I really dont go up to girls but you so ugly I thought I had a chances

i have 2 : "isnt ironic to die in the living room ??"

"whats the male ladybug called ?? "

i have 2 : "isnt ironic to die in the living room ??"

"whats the male ladybug called ?? "

gubrushadow

[QUOTE="gubrushadow"]

i have 2 : "isnt ironic to die in the living room ??"

"whats the male ladybug called ?? "

McJugga

[QUOTE="gubrushadow"]

i have 2 : "isnt ironic to die in the living room ??"

"whats the male ladybug called ?? "

McJugga

i have 2 : "isnt ironic to die in the living room ??"

"whats the male ladybug called ?? "

gubrushadow

Are those riddles or? the girl may just go uhhhhhh?

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

It's cold out and I don't have earmuffs. Can I use your thighs?

You're so sweet, I wanna pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

I think I misplaced my bed. Can I sleep in yours tonight?

[QUOTE="gubrushadow"]

i have 2 : "isnt ironic to die in the living room ??"

"whats the male ladybug called ?? "

iginlawasup

Are those riddles or? the girl may just go uhhhhhh?

Do you work at Burger King? Because I'd like to stick my patty between your buns.

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is ready.

Do you live in a Chicken Farm? Because you really know how to raise cocks.

Do you use Windex on your panties? Because I can see myself in them.

Whats the speed limit in your bed? 68, because at 69,YOU have to turn around!

Nice legs, when do they open? Do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized? That's all I know. :(

You be the iceberg i'll be the Titanic and i'll go down on you

You be the iceberg i'll be the Titanic and i'll go down on you

TehFuneral

you turn my software to hardware.

worst would probably can you bend over and pick up that fork i dropped. my friend told me it

"I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. Oh yeah, that's right. It was in the dictionary next to 'KABLAM!'"

"I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. Oh yeah, that's right. It was in the dictionary next to 'KABLAM!'"

Sky-

"I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. Oh yeah, that's right. It was in the dictionary next to 'KABLAM!'"

Sky-

:lol: rofl?

if you are good-looking you can use any of these and the girls will think you are cute,cool or just funny.If you are ugly and use any of these she'll just think you are a weirdo

That was awful :)

Kimbo_Slyce

:lol: rofl?

T_REX305

It's all about the delivery. Fresh Prince has taught me many things. 8)

[QUOTE="Kimbo_Slyce"]

That was awful :)

Sky-

:lol: rofl?

T_REX305

It's all about the delivery. Fresh Prince has taught me many things. 8)

i gotta try those sometimes :lol:

if you are good-looking you can use any of these and the girls will think you are cute,cool or just funny.If you are ugly and use any of these she'll just think you are a weirdo

Hate_Squad

"Baby,I wish you were a mare so I could ride you"

That shirt is very becomming of you, then again, if I was on you I'd be comming too!

Apart form being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Ok here I am, what were your other two wishes?

You're so sweet, I wanna pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

lol! I found those five in this thread to be amusingly cute and blush-worthy.

All the other ones are flat-out horrible and annoying though. Good job ppl. :P

"I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. Oh yeah, that's right. It was in the dictionary next to 'KABLAM!'"

Sky-