Worst/Funniest Pick Up Lines EVER

This wins.

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

akbar13

Pretty good as well...

I wish my slope was your derivative, so i could lie tangent to your curves.

Sigh_han

You know, some of these could actually work. Find a girl with a good sense of humor and she'd probably laugh! So long as it's not the first thing that comes out of your mouth :|

Is that a mirror? Cos i could see myself in your pants.

(make ambulance sounds) girl says: What's that?
you say: that's the ambulance because my heart stopped at the sight of you.

There's a door, do you wanna go out? Apparently this one actually worked for a friend of a friend of a friend :p

I like cherries, can i pop yours?

(talking over msn) You owe me a new screen, cos you're so hot you melted my last one. One of my friends had that said to her LOL and the one with the cherries too hahaha.

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[QUOTE="mindstorm"]Know what Genesis 2:17 says? "It is not good for the man to be alone." Personally, I think King Solomon was the king of pick up lines. Here are some examples: "I liken you, my darling, to a mare harnessed to one of the chariots of Pharaoh" (Song of Solomon 1:9). "Turn your eyes from me; they overwhelm me. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead. Your teeth are like a flock of sheep coming up from the washing. Each has its twin, not one of them is alone. Your temples behind your veil are like the halves of a pomegranate. Sixty queens there may be, and eighty concubines, and virgins beyond number; but my dove, my perfect one, is unique, the only daughter of her mother, the favorite of the one who bore her. The maidens saw her and called her blessed; the queens and concubines praised her" (Song of Solomon 6:5-9). etc. etc.mindstorm

And i say gtfo with your religious bs

Well played my friend. I lol'd

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

Yosemine

lol! oh wow I haven't heard that one in years. Easily one of my favs.

nice shoes, wanna f***?Perd1t1on

Is there a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can see myself in them. ;)

lol

I used this on this girl, once in middle school.

Me: Did it hurt?

Girl: Did what hurt?

Me: When you fell from heaven.

Girl: awww

Me: And went trait to hell!

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him "How heavy is a poplar bear, love"

her "i don't know"

him "neither do i love, but it breaks the ice"

McJugga

Are you an angel because those can't be manmade! :D

You're so beautiful you should be in film. Silent film.

OH SNAP!

You're so beautiful you should be in film. Silent film.

OH SNAP!

bruinfan617

Are you from Tenessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

I seem to have misplaced my phone number, can I borrow yours?

racer8dan

My friend told me that first one at school, what the hell?

"Hey baby can I scan your planets and then launch a probe into the black hole?"