Would you boil a lobster alive?

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#51 Fandangle
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Yeah I would but I prefer crab - lobster I think is overrated for the price
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#52 -TheSecondSign-
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[QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"][QUOTE="cpo335"][QUOTE="Film-Guy"][QUOTE="cpo335"][QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"]

[QUOTE="kdt55"]I boiled some crabs alive...and I felt horrible afterwards. I'm sorry, but if I had to kill everything I eat, I would just become a vegetarian.cpo335

Then you're pretty lucky that you live in these times.

Way back when people were way more accustomed to hunting and killing animals. Pretty much every common family had someone who hunted regularly.

Thanks for a useless and obvious view into mankind's history.

And lobster's don't feel pain, they only react. So I boil every lobster I have with a grin. Hell, I even jab in it's eyes. MUAHAHAH I am sick.

You should try tying a rope to it and swinging it around so it hits a wall every now and then:twisted:

I used to race them. Then the winner got a victory bath on my stove.

What did the runner up get?

The spot on top of the winner.

:lol: Epic lulz. You win.

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#53 pintabear49blue
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[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

http://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/poseidon-lobster.jpg

If I was under attack by it like this woman here then yes I would boil that thing alive.

Film-Guy

For someone who is under attack, she seems to be pretty happy about it.

She's just reliving the last happy memory of her life before the beast attacks, you would be scared to. Look at this monster!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cornwall/content/images/2007/09/19/giantlobster_470_470x256.jpg

This reminds me of The Drawing of the Three.

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#54 kdt55
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For people saying that lobsters don't feel pain, thats still up for discussion.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2007/nov/08/animalrights.sciencenews

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#55 Film-Guy
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[QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"][QUOTE="cpo335"][QUOTE="Film-Guy"][QUOTE="cpo335"][QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"]

[QUOTE="kdt55"]I boiled some crabs alive...and I felt horrible afterwards. I'm sorry, but if I had to kill everything I eat, I would just become a vegetarian.cpo335

Then you're pretty lucky that you live in these times.

Way back when people were way more accustomed to hunting and killing animals. Pretty much every common family had someone who hunted regularly.

Thanks for a useless and obvious view into mankind's history.

And lobster's don't feel pain, they only react. So I boil every lobster I have with a grin. Hell, I even jab in it's eyes. MUAHAHAH I am sick.

You should try tying a rope to it and swinging it around so it hits a wall every now and then:twisted:

I used to race them. Then the winner got a victory bath on my stove.

What did the runner up get?

The spot on top of the winner.

You should try playing hammer time. Its when you drop 2 lobsters in a cage with only one exit then you set them on fire. Whatever lobster gets out of the cage gets hit with a sledgehammer, if they both don't escape within 1 minute or they die then you blow up the cage. Its really fun:D

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#56 Film-Guy
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[QUOTE="Film-Guy"][QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

http://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/poseidon-lobster.jpg

If I was under attack by it like this woman here then yes I would boil that thing alive.

pintabear49blue

For someone who is under attack, she seems to be pretty happy about it.

She's just reliving the last happy memory of her life before the beast attacks, you would be scared to. Look at this monster!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cornwall/content/images/2007/09/19/giantlobster_470_470x256.jpg

This reminds me of The Drawing of the Three.

The Lobstrosities:shock:

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#57 MrGeezer
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This reminds me of The Drawing of the Three.

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Lobstrosities FTW.

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#58 MrGeezer
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And you know, looking at those lobster pics makes me once again wonder how the HELL people pay $20 a pound to eat lobster, and then say "eww, gross!" when they watch Discovery channel and see Bear Grylls eat a grub.

I mean, look at that ****ing thing. As far as I'm concerned, everyone who eats lobster or crab is a bug-eating bastard.

Oysters too, man. I don't know how the **** people eat oysters.

Firstly, they just look nasty as hell. Remember that ****ing scene in Alien where the robot is disecting the Alien? THAT is what oysters look like.

Also, you start eating them and they've got sand in them and ****. Yeah, like I really like chewing on ****ing sand. :roll:

And finally, they really are just NASTY. So nasty that people actually get SICK from eating them. So sick that places that serve them are required by law to post signs which basically say "if you eat this ****, you very well may die."

Yeah man, the hell with oysters. Oysters are the nastiest **** ever.

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#60 filiwian
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If I was hungry and I only had lobster then yes.