would you eat this for 1 million dollars?

This is terrible... It reminds me of that .gif on that one site that rhymes with fmourchan with the mouse getting bit in half by the turtle... Good job OP, guess who is having nightmares tonight :(

...Could I atleast put bacon on top of it?

Theres a lot of things I would do for 1 million dollars. Eating a live rat is one of them nomnom

Youd have to be crazy not to eat that for $1millStanley09

If its still alive and i have to kill it by eating no way in hell. If its 1 billion dollars then maybe.

I would kill a man, donate a body part, anything except eat a live rat for one million. l4dak47

...Could I atleast put bacon on top of it?

DJ-Lafleur

For a million bucks? Yeah, without hesitation.

Yes as long as I wouldn't die from eating it.

I wouldn't even step on a worm for a million dollars, I am highly unlikely to try and eat a rat while it's still moving.

I would do quite a few things for a millions dollars. But I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to do that if it was alive. If it was dead then maybe. Besides, 1 mil isn't that much money this day and age, and you can't "live comfortably" with just a million dollars under your belt and no other form of income like other users say. And I bet if actually confronted with the situation, more than half of the users who say they would do it would not be able to.

Depends I guess. That's a lot of money considering my current job pays 10 dollars an hour. I'd probably do it but I might be traumatized by the disgustingness of it.

I have eaten much worse for no money at all. With a reward like that, I'd start with a huge bite on the back of its neck to make for a quick end for the little guy...

I wouldn't even step on a worm for a million dollars, I am highly unlikely to try and eat a rat while it's still moving.

Leejjohno

What if it was sick, and suffering, and had only minutes left to live? You'd be doing it a favor. :D

would i? yes. could i? hopefully. by that, i mean i would willingly eat it, but i don't know if my teeth could actually break up the mouse to where i could swallow it without choking.

I would do quite a few things for a millions dollars. But I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to do that if it was alive. If it was dead then maybe. Besides, 1 mil isn't that much money this day and age, and you can't "live comfortably" with just a million dollars under your belt and no other form of income like other users say. And I bet if actually confronted with the situation, more than half of the users who say they would do it would not be able to.

DRAGONPIECEZ

Yep. Free money, dood!

it is alive. rawr and wriggly.
you have to eat it alive. can not cook it
have to eat every single body part.
so would u eat it?

T_REX305

Hell yes.

A million dollars is easily enough for me to get treated for every disease it could conceivably give me, then I'd still have a buttload of money left over.

And besides...if I once ate balut for free, then a rat can't be THAT much more disgusting. Surely not so much more disgusting that it's not worth getting paid a million ****ing dollars.

i dont think i could. just imagine trying to chew it's little head off with your teeth. ughhh i can hear it's skull cracking now... :?

martinX3X

You remember how when you were a kid, you'd pretend that gummy bears were real bears? Do you remember how you'd bite their limbs and head of, while pretending that you were biting the head and limbs off of a real animal?

Well...just do the opposite. Now, when you bite the head off of the rat, just pretend that you're biting the head off of a gummy bear.

**** no.

Disease free lab rat, yeah.

10min of disgusting, and I'm set for life (after investing the 1 million)

Diseased rat, no. No point in having 1 million dollars if you lose it in medical expenses or death.

dercoo

Come on now, how diseased could it be?

i would try but i dont think i can stomach it. i would prob throw up before even taking a bite

I probably would. There's so many things I could experience in life if I had that kind of money, and it easily outweighs the horrible few minutes that I'd experience eating that cute little animal.

...Could I atleast put bacon on top of it?

DJ-Lafleur

How much of the money will you be sharing with me if I say yes?

Could I use mustard?

I would do quite a few things for a millions dollars. But I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to do that if it was alive. If it was dead then maybe. Besides, 1 mil isn't that much money this day and age, and you can't "live comfortably" with just a million dollars under your belt and no other form of income like other users say. And I bet if actually confronted with the situation, more than half of the users who say they would do it would not be able to.

DRAGONPIECEZ

A million dollars won't let most people live comfortably for the rest of their lives, sure.

But if you ever lose your job or get your house destroyed only to find out that your insurance doesn't cover the damages, then a million dollars in the bank is gonna help a WHOLE lot.

If I got a million dollars, I wouldn't quit my job or stop working. I wouldn't buy a huge mansion and fancy cars. But having that much money would give me a LOT of piece of mind. Whatever situation I get into, I've got enough money to bail my ass out. All I have to do is to not be an idiot and blow it all on cars and boats.

I wouldn't. I didn't even have to think about it. No way :S

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I would do quite a few things for a millions dollars. But I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to do that if it was alive. If it was dead then maybe. Besides, 1 mil isn't that much money this day and age, and you can't "live comfortably" with just a million dollars under your belt and no other form of income like other users say. And I bet if actually confronted with the situation, more than half of the users who say they would do it would not be able to.

MrGeezer

A million dollars won't let most people live comfortably for the rest of their lives, sure.

But if you ever lose your job or get your house destroyed only to find out that your insurance doesn't cover the damages, then a million dollars in the bank is gonna help a WHOLE lot.

If I got a million dollars, I wouldn't quit my job or stop working. I wouldn't buy a huge mansion and fancy cars. But having that much money would give me a LOT of piece of mind. Whatever situation I get into, I've got enough money to bail my ass out. All I have to do is to not be an idiot and blow it all on cars and boats.

abawaba-whut? not spend on boats?

then how will people know you're rich? =V

no way thats aweful to eat something alive. plus its kinda cute looking

My brother is saying that the money is tricking people into thinking it's bad. But if the money wasn't offered someone would just do it. My brother is saying that it's just like killing a cow and eating it.

I would not be able to kill an animal. Money or not. But yes I'd eat something already killed and prepared for me. I would not do the deed myself. Is that so wrong?

But no. No. I wouldn't kill a rat. I couldn't, even for all the money in the world as someone has already said here. I love animals too much.

Eww it's a rat, no I could not.

A million dollars isn't really THAT much these days so no.

racer8dan

Properly invested, that is enough to last you a lifetime to live comfortably, start a business, etc.

Even if you went out and spent it on luxuries, its a lot of money and would go a long way.

I easily would. I think a lot of people that say no would do it if it actually happened.

Alacoque72

I would too.

Put a briefcase down next to me, open it up, show me 1 million dollars in cash...then snap it shut, give me a rat in a cage, and say "Eat this and the contents of the briefcase is yours" and I, and I think many, would eat that.

Hell, if you gave me 20k per year and I had to eat a rat every year, I'd do that.

Yea but I'd have a hard time eating it.

problem is alive and kicking, youre opened up to so many bad diseases it's not even funny. 1 million and worth crap if you're dead. if I could cook it, or it was at least guaranteed to be clean (like a lab grown rat or something) then yeah, down the hatch it goes. a million bucks would make my life a helluva lot easier right now.

I can say with absolute certainty that I would not.

ill have my forks ready to chomp on that lil fella for 1 million dollars :D

I don't think I would be able to. o.O I'd gag at the 1st bite.