This is why the saying, "Don't shhht where you eat" comes into play. I make it a rule not to date co-workers. Sure fooling around at the Christmas party is ok, but nothing serious.
Anyway, it's not too late to do some damage control and fix it. Get a pen...
1. Go to the store and buy some flowers and duct tape
2. Rent a car with a big trunk and go to her house.
3. Give her the flowers and tell her you are sorry for coming on a little strong, and that you just get all silly-billy around girls. Then tell her you want to prove you have good intentions and that you can prove it with a cake you have in your trunk.
4. When she goes to look in the trunk push her in, drive to the middle of no-where and duct tape her into a mummy.
5. Fill her pockets with rocks and dump her in a lake.
6. When the police come around asking questions just tell them you haven't seen her for days, but you might have a letter from her in your trunk.
7. Repeat steps 4 & 5.
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