Wtf are you supposed to do when you open a door and see carol singers?

  • 89 results
  • 1
  • 2

This topic is locked from further discussion.

Avatar image for drufeous
drufeous

2535

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#51 drufeous
Member since 2004 • 2535 Posts
I can't believe people still carol. It would be sweet. I would say Merry Christmas and shut the door. Don't think they are expecting money.
Avatar image for -Wicked_Sick-
-Wicked_Sick-

1171

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#52 -Wicked_Sick-
Member since 2007 • 1171 Posts
Give them money.
Avatar image for Greenwhitegreen
Greenwhitegreen

6315

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#53 Greenwhitegreen
Member since 2006 • 6315 Posts
Dance to the tune...:P
Avatar image for Shiggums
Shiggums

21436

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 30

User Lists: 0

#54 Shiggums
Member since 2007 • 21436 Posts
Well, maybe you should've checked who it was before opening the door, so you could ignore them :P
Avatar image for MrGeezer
MrGeezer

59765

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#55 MrGeezer
Member since 2002 • 59765 Posts

Just now i opened my front door and 3 kids and their mum were singing we wish you a merry christmas. One of the kids didn't look like she wanted to do it,. kinda felt sorry for her. Im guess her mum is forcing her to do this.

So i stood there, watching akwardly as they sang along....i mean wtf am i supposed to do?

So when they finished i said "wow, well done" blah blah blah, and gave them some money (just loose change i keep near the front of the house).

So basically, know i just think that Carol singers are beggars in disguise.......or am i just a scrooge?

sciortino

Tell them that Jesus and Santa are dead, then slam the door in their faces.

Avatar image for yagr_zero
yagr_zero

27850

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 14

User Lists: 0

#56 yagr_zero
Member since 2006 • 27850 Posts

Falcon punch them like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

MgamerBD
That's quite a punch, I must say.
Avatar image for killer_is_me
killer_is_me

1939

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#57 killer_is_me
Member since 2007 • 1939 Posts
release the hounds
Avatar image for ElZilcho90
ElZilcho90

6157

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#58 ElZilcho90
Member since 2006 • 6157 Posts
You shoot to kill.
Avatar image for lancelot200
lancelot200

61977

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#59 lancelot200
Member since 2005 • 61977 Posts

They want money, either for themselves or charity.

Avatar image for redstormrisen
redstormrisen

2015

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#60 redstormrisen
Member since 2007 • 2015 Posts
Go get your uber 7.1 surround sound setup, turn it up to full and blast some death metal in thier faces. They will most probably stear clear of you next year.
Avatar image for B05T0N
B05T0N

7051

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#61 B05T0N
Member since 2007 • 7051 Posts
I guess this would be an advantage to living in a predominantly Jewish area :P
Avatar image for DJ_Lae
DJ_Lae

42748

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 73

User Lists: 0

#62 DJ_Lae
Member since 2002 • 42748 Posts

I've never had carolers at the door...but I'd do the same thing I do to Jehova's Witnesses - open the door, snap a photo, and then close and lock up.

Avatar image for aronmauk
aronmauk

87

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#63 aronmauk
Member since 2007 • 87 Posts

I've never had carolers at the door...but I'd do the same thing I do to Jehova's Witnesses - open the door, snap a photo, and then close and lock up.

DJ_Lae

Ahhh the Jehovah's. had two of them come to the door once. they asked if they could come in. They sat down and began the whole "if you died tonight, wheredo you think you would be?" i said, "well, im guessing the morgue." that didnt sit well. then i completely changed the subject and asked if they had ever thought about converting to satinism. they left pretty quick.

Avatar image for SAURON221
SAURON221

2508

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#64 SAURON221
Member since 2006 • 2508 Posts
Just smile and nod.
Avatar image for purple_MAN1832
purple_MAN1832

2125

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#65 purple_MAN1832
Member since 2004 • 2125 Posts
throw the kitchen sink?
Avatar image for Elraptor
Elraptor

30966

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#67 Elraptor
Member since 2004 • 30966 Posts
Douse them in holy water and slam the door shut. Then pray.
Avatar image for UnknownSniper65
UnknownSniper65

9238

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#69 UnknownSniper65
Member since 2004 • 9238 Posts

I actually got in trouble and nearly got a detention for shutting the door on thechorus class at my highschool haha....on friday the Chorus class was going around to all the study halls and singing christmas songs....So they finally reached my study hall's door and started singing. I was busy talking to people (7th period study) and got pissed off at the loud singing. So I got up and shut door on them.


teacher sent me to the office =(

Avatar image for Ryo_Kensen
Ryo_Kensen

3480

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 27

User Lists: 0

#70 Ryo_Kensen
Member since 2005 • 3480 Posts
I say "No time" and close the door.
Avatar image for quiglythegreat
quiglythegreat

16886

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#71 quiglythegreat
Member since 2006 • 16886 Posts
Make sure you have protection before interacting with them.
Avatar image for Zerocrossings
Zerocrossings

7988

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 0

#72 Zerocrossings
Member since 2006 • 7988 Posts

[QUOTE="darksword1123"]Shut the door.Video_Game_King

They're not gonna leave, you know. They'll just keep singing.

Shut their mouths :)......Permanently :twisted:

Avatar image for Putzwapputzen
Putzwapputzen

4462

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 8

User Lists: 0

#73 Putzwapputzen
Member since 2005 • 4462 Posts
yeah, idk man, that would be soo awkward. Are you supposed to give carollers money or sthg? i would just end up saying thanx and thats all.
Avatar image for NavigatorsGhost
NavigatorsGhost

6483

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#74 NavigatorsGhost
Member since 2006 • 6483 Posts
When they are done, crank up the Rick Astley and yell out "YOU'VE BEEN RICK ROLLED *****!"
Avatar image for gun65
gun65

3312

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 6

User Lists: 0

#75 gun65
Member since 2004 • 3312 Posts
Bring Simon Cowell out and have him rate their performances,they wont be back.
Avatar image for firebreathing
firebreathing

4619

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#76 firebreathing
Member since 2005 • 4619 Posts

Just now i opened my front door and 3 kids and their mum were singing we wish you a merry christmas. One of the kids didn't look like she wanted to do it,. kinda felt sorry for her. Im guess her mum is forcing her to do this.

So i stood there, watching akwardly as they sang along....i mean wtf am i supposed to do?

So when they finished i said "wow, well done" blah blah blah, and gave them some money (just loose change i keep near the front of the house).

So basically, know i just think that Carol singers are beggars in disguise.......or am i just a scrooge?

sciortino

use holy water >___>

Avatar image for turgore
turgore

7859

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 0

#77 turgore
Member since 2006 • 7859 Posts
Umm don't open the door .
Avatar image for Ian23
Ian23

490

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#78 Ian23
Member since 2006 • 490 Posts
Shut the door, walk away.
Avatar image for gamah_killah
gamah_killah

13020

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#79 gamah_killah
Member since 2006 • 13020 Posts
Pretend to be Chinese and say "ye-yea, Merry X-Maz, X-Mas" with a smile and just shut the door.
Avatar image for NavigatorsGhost
NavigatorsGhost

6483

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#80 NavigatorsGhost
Member since 2006 • 6483 Posts

construct additional pylons.

If that fails, ask them if they're here for the orgy.

Avatar image for Ian23
Ian23

490

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#81 Ian23
Member since 2006 • 490 Posts

construct additional pylons.

If that fails, ask them if they're here for the orgy.

NavigatorsGhost

HAHAHA, I know what i'm telling people next halloween.

Avatar image for DEATHMASTER99
DEATHMASTER99

1136

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#82 DEATHMASTER99
Member since 2004 • 1136 Posts
Open the door and pretend that they are invisble. just shrug your shoulders and say "hmm i guess it was another ding dong ditch" and then close the door without ever saying a word to them.
Avatar image for OfficialJab
OfficialJab

3249

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#83 OfficialJab
Member since 2005 • 3249 Posts

[QUOTE="SorasGhost009"]whip out your johnson and hose them downAnimeKiller

That seems about right.

That gave me a hearty lawl.
Avatar image for daniel52587
daniel52587

3028

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#84 daniel52587
Member since 2005 • 3028 Posts
Tell that lady to get her kids inside because it is cold and they might get sick, then shut the door.
Avatar image for UnknownSniper65
UnknownSniper65

9238

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#85 UnknownSniper65
Member since 2004 • 9238 Posts

before they can say anything tell them you don't want to become a mormon and slam the door on them

Avatar image for Bulldog19892
Bulldog19892

3520

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 10

User Lists: 0

#87 Bulldog19892
Member since 2005 • 3520 Posts
Chainsaw.
Avatar image for judog1
judog1

24657

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 33

User Lists: 0

#88 judog1
Member since 2005 • 24657 Posts
Ialways check who is at the door before I open it and have never ran into any carolers
Avatar image for StephenHu
StephenHu

2852

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 0

#89 StephenHu
Member since 2003 • 2852 Posts
I acutally never heard of carollers receiving money door to door, just say Merry Christmas, Bye, and close the door.
Avatar image for ZeroPunctuation
ZeroPunctuation

504

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#90 ZeroPunctuation
Member since 2007 • 504 Posts
:lol: @ all the replys
Avatar image for Faust_DWfan
Faust_DWfan

751

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#91 Faust_DWfan
Member since 2005 • 751 Posts
This topic wins.
Avatar image for BeErBOnG29
BeErBOnG29

4387

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#92 BeErBOnG29
Member since 2005 • 4387 Posts

LOL.

I can't stand them. It's so annoying pretending to be nice and listen to them. I check the door for that kind of **** now, though.

Avatar image for Sim_genius
Sim_genius

9562

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 8

User Lists: 0

#93 Sim_genius
Member since 2005 • 9562 Posts
Thank goodness we don't have those things in my country; however, if we did, I would shut the door quickly!
Avatar image for Superironic
Superironic

12658

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 10

User Lists: 0

#94 Superironic
Member since 2006 • 12658 Posts
Wtf are you supposed to do when you open a door and see carol singers?sciortino
Do what Mr. Bean did in the situation :P