Yo Favorite Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat, that when the doctor said she had a skin eating disease, she still had 80 years to live!

Yo mama so fat, she walked across the TV and I missed 5 minutes of my favorite show!

Yo mama so fat, I tried to pass her on the freeway and I ran out of gas!

Your mom is so dumb, she took some paper, stuck on the TV, and called it Paper-View (Pay-Per-View).

Your mom is so fat, Spaniards claimed her as an island while she was swimming in the Atlantic Ocean.

Your mom is so dumb, it took her 1 hour to watch "60 Minutes".

Your mom is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.

Yo mamma's so fat Ben Kenobi said "That's no moon, thats your mamma." :lol:

Robot Chicken FTW.

Yo mama's so dumb she got locked in the bathroom and she pissed her pants.

Yo mama's so fat the weather man said it's chilly outside so she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so fat she often eats foods high in saturated and trans fat and her self esteem and health are greatly affected by it.

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says "to be continued"eggdog1234

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Yo mama so stupid she triped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.

YO mama so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes

ooohh

Yo mama so fat she went swim in the golf of mexico then farted and thats what made Katrina.

yo momo's so fat that when she went to the zoo all the kids pointed and said look at that hippopotamus!

yo momo's so fat that when she walks backwards her ass beeps and says warning wide load reversing, beep, warning wide load reversing!

Yo mamma....

so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

so fat i ran around her twice and got lost

so short she has to get a running start to get on the toilet

so old she walked into an antuique store and they kept her

so scary i took her to the haunted house and she came back with a job application

so stupid she waited at a stop sign for it to say go

yo mamas teeth so yellow, she put the sun outa buisness

yo mama so ugly, on halloween her trick was the treat

Yo Mama is so old she lifted her breast and a pilgram fell outFUBAR24

Hey are you Sean Cullen?

Yo mama so old her breast milk is powdered.

Yo mama got one leg talking about "Aint no half-steppin."

Yo mama so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

Yo mama so old she got heiroglyphics on her drivers license.

yo mama's so fat because she doesn't exercisepsychosurfer10

Thats full of win.

Yo mama's so slutty and stupid, she studied for a pregnancy test.

I forgot who said it but on a different one of these yo mama topics the joke was:

"yo mama is so fat she's likely to die soon"

that made me LOL so loud when I read that

Yo mama's so dang fatty, she eated all o' teh toasts.luke1889

FTW?!

yo mamas so fat that her drivers licence is an aerial photograph

yo mamas so fat that when she was walking across the street and a car swerved to miss her and ran out of gas

Yo mama is so fat she liked mudkipz a little too much. Mudkips passed away, afterwards.

R.I.P. I likes you very much, mr.kips :(

Yo mamma is so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.

Yo mamma is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy pourd out.

Yo mamma is so old, that her social security number is 1

Yo mamma is so fat, her measurments are 42x10x42 and her other arm is just as big

Yo mamma is so old that breast milk comes in powder form.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has to handcuff her underwear on.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she can walk through closed doors.

Yo mamma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Your mum is so fat she tried to drown a fish

Your mum is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

Your mum is so dumb she made a solar powered torch

Your mum is so dumb she made an eject sit in a helicopter.

"Yo mama's so fat Naruto didn't beleive it." or "Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone." I generally laughed at those.

Yo moma is just like her car used, cheap, broke, and poor people keep riding her.

I told yo moma o put a booty on her hip so she could sell ass on the side.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a weight scale she sees her cellphone number,

Yo mama is visible on radar.

yo mama fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Yo mama never crosses the road, she's always on both sides.

yo mama could be the 8th continent.

Yo mama is the only person you can find with a GPS.

Yo mama's got her own solar sistem.

yo mama's blood type is mayonese-A.

Yo mama works in her free time as a tanker buoy.

yo mama thinks a spoon is too small, that's why she eats from a shovel.

When yo mama spits she makes a flood.

yo momma's so old jesus was in her yearbook

yo momma's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

yo momma's so hairy i went to give her a hand shake and i got a rugburn

yo momma's so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store

yo momma's so fat she has her own timezones.

Yo mama is so stupid that she set a goal to improve her IQSolid_Link22

Yo mama is so ugly, she can't go to a zoo without ID

ARRIBA QUERETARO!!!!

your momma so fat because shes hot


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Yo mama is so fat she can use the Great Wall of China as a belt.

Yo mama is so fat she once tripped over Mt. Everest while walking in Asia.

Yo mam's like a black hole - it eats everything and gets bigger all the time

No comet will crash into Earth, it will bounce of yo mama.

When yo mama goes on a cruise, she always takes two tankers: one for herself and one for mayonnaise

Yo mama is so fat that she's not human. But she's not from another planet she IS another planet.

Yo mama is so fat that she's got the Eiffel tower tattoed on her back in natural size.

Yo mama is so fat that she can only be seen on a plasma screen.