Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!
How about, Yo mama's so poor, even the tide wouldn't take her out. :)feryl06I think it would work better if you had said ugly...:|
Yo momma so fat, when she gets on the scales it says "to be continued..."MRZA that's one of the oldest ones, but still funny.
Yo momma's so ugly when she went to the halloween scary face contest they said "sorry no proffesionals".
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