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#1 Dman0017
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when that two minutes is up 3 large guys are going to break into your house and try to kill you

what are you going to use to defend yourself OT?

personally, i am going to use my sword and a couple of large knives from the kitchen

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#2 chessmaster1989
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Get in my car and drive the hell away...
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#3 ginga_ninja687
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i would use my amurai sword dunno y i have 1 didnt think i would ever need it but wat do ya kno

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#4 Nerd_Man
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I would activate my trap card on them.

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#5 MetallicaKings
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Get in my car and drive the hell away...chessmaster1989
+1. It should have been "they are at your door, breaking it"
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#6 LoG-Sacrament
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my house? suckers. im in my dorm.
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#7 cyberdarkkid
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Grab The phone. Hide. Call the cops.
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#8 Furi-Kun
Member since 2007 • 10903 Posts

3 large guys? I think I'll stay. :lol:

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#9 little-kitty
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I would scream and then my dad would shoot them and then everyone's happy.

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#10 RedDraco66
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when that two minutes is up 3 large guys are going to break into your house and try to kill you

what are you going to use to defend yourself OT?

personally, i am going to use my sword and a couple of large knives from the kitchen

Dman0017
Leave a trail of cheeseburgers leading to the next door neighbors house.
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#12 Teenaged
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Leave the house. :P

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#13 michael_1234576
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I didn't mark any appointments with large men, anyway I would just throw some bleach in their eyes and run
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#14 ps3wizard45
Member since 2007 • 12907 Posts

I'd break some windows ,mess up the house, and write a note saying "that this house has allready been looted"

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#15 KittenNipples
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[QUOTE="Furi-Kun"]

3 large guys? I think I'll stay. :lol:

chessmaster1989

lol

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#16 Severed_Hand
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[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="Furi-Kun"]

3 large guys? I think I'll stay. :lol:

ahahahah both were epic responses
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#17 pete_merlin
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[QUOTE="Dman0017"]

when that two minutes is up 3 large guys are going to break into your house and try to kill you

what are you going to use to defend yourself OT?

personally, i am going to use my sword and a couple of large knives from the kitchen

Take a small knife and put it in my back pocket, take my dads butcher knife and quickly strap it to my back with duct tape, grab my dead grandfathers solid wood walking stick, wait patiently with my very large dog i win
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#18 kulmiye
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This scenario reminds me of Home and Alone.
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#19 cluelesspug
Member since 2007 • 3398 Posts

2 minutes from when?

Now? When this topic was created? From the time I post this comment? ARRRGGGHH! *Shoots self*

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#20 pete_merlin
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[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="Furi-Kun"]

3 large guys? I think I'll stay. :lol:

lmao
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#21 Dman0017
Member since 2007 • 4640 Posts

2 minutes from when?

Now? When this topic was created? From the time I post this comment? ARRRGGGHH! *Shoots self*

cluelesspug
i meant two minutes from when you read the first message in this topic
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#22 Sajedene
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I will get on the phone and call the cops and tell the cops that I will protect myself with my gun if they do not get here on time. And I will warn the guys that if they proceed any further I will shoot them.
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#23 Furi-Kun
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[QUOTE="Furi-Kun"]

3 large guys? I think I'll stay. :lol:

chessmaster1989

Hahahaha, you got me! :P

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#24 WarEagle1357
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2 minutes? thats a long time, heck I will just drive to some of my friends houses who have guns, and we will pwn em.
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#25 dog_dirt
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i would use my amurai sword dunno y i have 1 didnt think i would ever need it but wat do ya kno

ginga_ninja687
somebody did that near where i live in the UK.he stabbed him through the heart and killed the interuder he's now serving life in prison
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#26 DJ-Lafleur
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I'll place a land mine in front of my door.

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#27 little-kitty
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I'll place a land mine in front of my door.

DJ-Lafleur

Then there'd be legless men at the door! :)

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#28 DJ-Lafleur
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[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

I'll place a land mine in front of my door.

little-kitty

Then there'd be legless men at the door! :)

That works. It won't kill them, so they will be able to regret messing with me. 8)

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#29 Dman0017
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I'll place a land mine in front of my door.

DJ-Lafleur
you own a land mine?
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#30 LZ71
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[QUOTE="Dman0017"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

I'll place a land mine in front of my door.

you own a land mine?

Psh...doesn't everybody? >_>
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#31 Dman0017
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[QUOTE="LZ71"][QUOTE="Dman0017"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

I'll place a land mine in front of my door.

you own a land mine?

Psh...doesn't everybody? >_>

not me. i have enough trouble maintaining my minigun, flamethrower, sword and RPG launcher
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#32 DJ-Lafleur
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[QUOTE="Dman0017"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

I'll place a land mine in front of my door.

LZ71

you own a land mine?

Psh...doesn't everybody? >_>

Well, yeah, You have to get rid of those pesky rodents somehow...

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#33 certifieddata
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Go into crawlspace, open up vent on side of house, sneak into hedge. Then run to the end of the road where the police chief lives.

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#34 chessmaster1989
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[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

I'll place a land mine in front of my door.

Dman0017

you own a land mine?

Reminds me of Hot Fuzz where the guy's got a sea mine just lying around. :lol:

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#35 Dman0017
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[QUOTE="Dman0017"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

I'll place a land mine in front of my door.

chessmaster1989

you own a land mine?

Reminds me of Hot Fuzz where the guy's got a sea mine just lying around. :lol:

i wouldnt mind having one of those :D
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#36 LZ71
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[QUOTE="LZ71"][QUOTE="Dman0017"] you own a land mine?DJ-Lafleur

Psh...doesn't everybody? >_>

Well, yeah, You have to get rid of those pesky rodents somehow...

I use mine for those damn ants. That's the last time they'll sneak in my cupboard! :x
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#37 kweeni
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i'll eat them
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#38 Razor-Lazor
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I'd use a phone. ;)
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#39 Dman0017
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i'll eat themkweeni
how will you make them bite size?
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#40 DJ-Lafleur
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[QUOTE="kweeni"]i'll eat themDman0017
how will you make them bite size?

A shrink ray, obviously.

You could probably find one on Ebay.

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#41 Razor-Lazor
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[QUOTE="Dman0017"][QUOTE="kweeni"]i'll eat themDJ-Lafleur

how will you make them bite size?

A shrink ray, obviously.

You could probably find one on Ebay.

Yeah. That's some quick shipping. :o
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#42 l4dak47
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i'd grab my .22 rifle and snipe em i have a scope so.... yay! :D

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#43 BlackTragedy
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I would activate my trap card on them.

Nerd_Man

omg lol :lol:

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#44 Maqda7
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Get my gun and go at them Commando style.
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#45 Dman0017
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Get my gun and go at them Commando style.Maqda7
without underwear?
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#46 Lopur94
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Yea, I would run away. Or I'd take my dad's golf clubs and wait behind the door. :P
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#47 GodofBigMacs
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I would get out the two swords my dad owns, along with his AK47, M4, and many pistols... yeah, we're loaded. Just hope you don't confuse them with delivery men. Or confuse delivery men with them.
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#48 THE_BRUTALIZER
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when that two minutes is up 3 large guys are going to break into your house and try to kill you

what are you going to use to defend yourself OT?

personally, i am going to use my sword and a couple of large knives from the kitchen

Dman0017
I have guns for two reasons. Hunting and murde......I MEAN self defense. I would not hesistate to approach my front door, with them at the steps, holding a .270 to their face. My friend, do you know what a .270 would do to someone at point blank? Ill give you a hint: BOOM. And chances are I would at least be the same height of them, if you mean large by height.
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#49 L30KinG
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call in the dogs :P

or just get the HEll out of there

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#50 Dman0017
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[QUOTE="Dman0017"]

when that two minutes is up 3 large guys are going to break into your house and try to kill you

what are you going to use to defend yourself OT?

personally, i am going to use my sword and a couple of large knives from the kitchen

THE_BRUTALIZER

I have guns for two reasons. Hunting and murde......I MEAN self defense. I would not hesistate to approach my front door, with them at the steps, holding a .270 to their face. My friend, do you know what a .270 would do to someone at point blank? Ill give you a hint: BOOM. And chances are I would at least be the same height of them, if you mean large by height.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200802/r221675_872968.jpg

oh really?