when that two minutes is up 3 large guys are going to break into your house and try to kill you
what are you going to use to defend yourself OT?
personally, i am going to use my sword and a couple of large knives from the kitchen
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Get in my car and drive the hell away...chessmaster1989+1. It should have been "they are at your door, breaking it"
Leave a trail of cheeseburgers leading to the next door neighbors house.when that two minutes is up 3 large guys are going to break into your house and try to kill you
what are you going to use to defend yourself OT?
personally, i am going to use my sword and a couple of large knives from the kitchen
Dman0017
I'd break some windows ,mess up the house, and write a note saying "that this house has allready been looted"
[QUOTE="Furi-Kun"]
3 large guys? I think I'll stay. :lol:
when that two minutes is up 3 large guys are going to break into your house and try to kill you
what are you going to use to defend yourself OT?
personally, i am going to use my sword and a couple of large knives from the kitchen
Take a small knife and put it in my back pocket, take my dads butcher knife and quickly strap it to my back with duct tape, grab my dead grandfathers solid wood walking stick, wait patiently with my very large dog i win2 minutes from when?
Now? When this topic was created? From the time I post this comment? ARRRGGGHH! *Shoots self*
Then there'd be legless men at the door! :)[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]
I'll place a land mine in front of my door.
little-kitty
That works. It won't kill them, so they will be able to regret messing with me. 8)
[QUOTE="Dman0017"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]you own a land mine? Psh...doesn't everybody? >_>I'll place a land mine in front of my door.
LZ71
Well, yeah, You have to get rid of those pesky rodents somehow...
Go into crawlspace, open up vent on side of house, sneak into hedge. Then run to the end of the road where the police chief lives.
[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]you own a land mine?I'll place a land mine in front of my door.
Dman0017
Reminds me of Hot Fuzz where the guy's got a sea mine just lying around. :lol:
[QUOTE="kweeni"]i'll eat themDman0017how will you make them bite size?
A shrink ray, obviously.
You could probably find one on Ebay.
how will you make them bite size?[QUOTE="Dman0017"][QUOTE="kweeni"]i'll eat themDJ-Lafleur
A shrink ray, obviously.
You could probably find one on Ebay.
Yeah. That's some quick shipping. :oI have guns for two reasons. Hunting and murde......I MEAN self defense. I would not hesistate to approach my front door, with them at the steps, holding a .270 to their face. My friend, do you know what a .270 would do to someone at point blank? Ill give you a hint: BOOM. And chances are I would at least be the same height of them, if you mean large by height.when that two minutes is up 3 large guys are going to break into your house and try to kill you
what are you going to use to defend yourself OT?
personally, i am going to use my sword and a couple of large knives from the kitchen
Dman0017
[QUOTE="Dman0017"]I have guns for two reasons. Hunting and murde......I MEAN self defense. I would not hesistate to approach my front door, with them at the steps, holding a .270 to their face. My friend, do you know what a .270 would do to someone at point blank? Ill give you a hint: BOOM. And chances are I would at least be the same height of them, if you mean large by height.when that two minutes is up 3 large guys are going to break into your house and try to kill you
what are you going to use to defend yourself OT?
personally, i am going to use my sword and a couple of large knives from the kitchen
THE_BRUTALIZER
oh really?
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