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#51 THE_BRUTALIZER
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[QUOTE="THE_BRUTALIZER"][QUOTE="Dman0017"]

when that two minutes is up 3 large guys are going to break into your house and try to kill you

what are you going to use to defend yourself OT?

personally, i am going to use my sword and a couple of large knives from the kitchen

Dman0017

I have guns for two reasons. Hunting and murde......I MEAN self defense. I would not hesistate to approach my front door, with them at the steps, holding a .270 to their face. My friend, do you know what a .270 would do to someone at point blank? Ill give you a hint: BOOM. And chances are I would at least be the same height of them, if you mean large by height.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200802/r221675_872968.jpg

oh really?

.....duh....uh......umm......yes offiicerrrr..rr......delf sefense hand dunting.....uuhhhhhhmm......:D

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#52 deactivated-6016f2513d412
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I'd hide. :(
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#53 soldier-dark
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I'd use a baseball bat and steak knives. And if my dogs aren't total cowards them to.
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#54 Dman0017
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I'd use a baseball bat and steak knives. And if my dogs aren't total cowards them to.soldier-dark
what kind of dogs you got?
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#55 Jazz_Fan
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Cut there hearts out with a spoon.
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#56 StudySession
Member since 2009 • 1539 Posts

[QUOTE="Furi-Kun"]

3 large guys? I think I'll stay. :lol:

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#57 JC346
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Load a gun and wait.
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#58 LoG-Sacrament
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Cut there hearts out with a spoon.Jazz_Fan
why not something sharp like an axe?
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#59 deactivated-58b6232955e4a
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Protect myself home alone style.
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#60 needled24-7
Member since 2007 • 15902 Posts

grab some of my baseball bats and other blunt objects and barricade myself in my room. i'll also have projectile weapons and possibly some chemicals to spray at them and stuff

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#61 Jazz_Fan
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[QUOTE="Jazz_Fan"]Cut there hearts out with a spoon.LoG-Sacrament
why not something sharp like an axe?

BECAUSE IT WILL HURT MOAR!!!!
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#62 Dman0017
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[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"][QUOTE="Jazz_Fan"]Cut there hearts out with a spoon.Jazz_Fan
why not something sharp like an axe?

BECAUSE IT WILL HURT MOAR!!!!

i just rented that movie...lol
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#63 xionvalkyrie
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Put on my gas mask and fill the house with tear gas.

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#64 _IronManDude_
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Would they follow me if I ran? If so, it would be the start of an awesome action movie, I would run away, holding a kitchen knife. When they come to find me, I'd hide, then slit their throat when they can't see me. I'd pretty much go Solid Snake on their ***.

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#65 LoG-Sacrament
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[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"][QUOTE="Jazz_Fan"]Cut there hearts out with a spoon.Jazz_Fan
why not something sharp like an axe?

BECAUSE IT WILL HURT MOAR!!!!

:lol: i love that character so much.
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#66 Dman0017
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Would they follow me if I ran? If so, it would be the start of an awesome action movie, I would run away, holding a kitchen knife. When they come to find me, I'd hide, then slit their throat when they can't see me. I'd pretty much go Solid Snake on their ***.

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yes they would follow you
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#67 WGTC007
Member since 2007 • 6522 Posts

I would activate my trap card on them.

Nerd_Man

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mirror Force isn't it?

:P

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#68 jer_1
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Considering I sleep with this right by my bed, I think I will be able to put a few thugs down with little to no effort. Just hope theres enough light that I don't put a cap in my dogs that will likely be freaking out on them in the mean time! :lol:

It will just be a good excuse for me to test this sucker out in a live-fire situation! :P

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#69 enterawesome
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*hides in cardboard box*
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#70 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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Do downstairs, open gun safe, and load one of my dad's pistols or something.

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#71 msudude211
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I'd perform a roundhouse kick to their faces that would make Chuck Norris jealous.
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#72 imthemostwanted
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baseball bat, bb gun, fly spray
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#73 ChubbyGuy40
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I shall use...MY AXE! (Whips out Jackson DK2 and cranks amp.) Wishful thinking that would be insanely awesome wouldn't it?

Good ol' switchblade I guess, or maybe a Sawzall (Don't think I've met something it couldn't cut yet!). Unless they have guns, then I'd be f*ed yo.

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#74 jer_1
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Am I like the only person around here that sleeps with a gun handy? :twisted:

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#75 Sajedene
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Am I like the only person around here that sleeps with a gun handy? :twisted:

jer_1
I don't sleep next to mine... mine is in my closet and it is unloaded.
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#76 StrawberryHill
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I would activate my trap card on them.

Nerd_Man

Nicely played. :lol:

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#77 StrawberryHill
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Am I like the only person around here that sleeps with a gun handy? :twisted:

jer_1

No, you're not. ;)

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#78 muller39
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Call the cops then go kamikazee on there bums.

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#79 msudude211
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Am I like the only person around here that sleeps with a gun handy? :twisted:

jer_1
Lol, I don't even have a gun.
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#80 jer_1
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[QUOTE="jer_1"]

Am I like the only person around here that sleeps with a gun handy? :twisted:

Sajedene

I don't sleep next to mine... mine is in my closet and it is unloaded.

The way I figure, if you ever were in a situation where you are being robbed, you only have seconds to react. Keep that sucker loaded and ready to fire at a moments notice. Thus I keep the clip in the gun, not chambered so it only takes a second to get it ready to roll. Better safe than sorry!

BTW, I don't have children so I don't have to worry about little urchins finding my weapons.

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#81 THE_BRUTALIZER
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Considering I sleep with this right by my bed, I think I will be able to put a few thugs down with little to no effort. Just hope theres enough light that I don't put a cap in my dogs that will likely be freaking out on them in the mean time! :lol:

It will just be a good excuse for me to test this sucker out in a live-fire situation! :P

jer_1
Just go off the back porch and fire it once, and run like hell back in the house. No one will ever know. When I got my old fashioned black powder musket, I just walked in my yard and shot it straight up. Watching the commotion afterwards from inside my house was hilarious haha
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#82 jer_1
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[QUOTE="jer_1"]

Considering I sleep with this right by my bed, I think I will be able to put a few thugs down with little to no effort. Just hope theres enough light that I don't put a cap in my dogs that will likely be freaking out on them in the mean time! :lol:

It will just be a good excuse for me to test this sucker out in a live-fire situation! :P

THE_BRUTALIZER

Just go off the back porch and fire it once, and run like hell back in the house. No one will ever know. When I got my old fashioned black powder musket, I just walked in my yard and shot it straight up. Watching the commotion afterwards from inside my house was hilarious haha

Oh I've fired a few thousand rounds through this gun already. I was saying live-fire situation as in someone is gonna kill my ass if I don't put some holes in them type situation. I doubt my neighbors would dig me firing a .40 up in the air at night without a pretty decent reason. I'll just take it out into the woods like I usually do and bring some targets of various sorts for practice! :P

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#83 punkrocker163
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I would activate my trap card on them.

Nerd_Man

ROFL! This made me laugh so hard.

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#84 SunofVich
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I have a .45 handgun with a loaded mag in the drawer next to my bed. 2 minutes is more then enough time to grab it, load the mag, turn off the saftey and aim at the door entry.

I say let them come.

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#85 Bourbons3
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Golf clubs are my best bet.
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#86 Shad0ki11
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My swords and my fists, cuz I got Kung Fu grip!

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#87 deactivated-60678a6f9e4d4
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The best I've got is a kitchen knife... I'd probably just run.

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#88 Gamerz1569
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Well if they're unarmed (or only with knives and stabbing weapons) then I'm going to get my gun and shoot them before they can get it otherwise I'll get the hell out.

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#89 L1D3N
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A Springfield Armory BiTone .45ACP with hollow points.

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#90 Shad0ki11
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[QUOTE="Jazz_Fan"][QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"] why not something sharp like an axe?Dman0017
BECAUSE IT WILL HURT MOAR!!!!

i just rented that movie...lol

What movie is it? O_O

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#91 Solehite
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I'd just go into my room, lock the door and call the police. It worked last time when 2 guys broke in.

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#92 Dman0017
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[QUOTE="Dman0017"][QUOTE="Jazz_Fan"] BECAUSE IT WILL HURT MOAR!!!!Shad0ki11

i just rented that movie...lol

What movie is it? O_O

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102798/ Robin Hood
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#93 tycoonmike
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Get my RA (football player, trained in martial arts) and wake up my three roommates. They would not survive to leave the building.

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#94 Roxas12934
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I would ask if they wan't any Tea.

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#95 snowman6251
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I have a bow with some arrows in my room. More than enough to take out three guys. In the event I miss, guitar hero controller.
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#96 EvilSteveo
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My blackup will protect me HAHAHAH no one can stop me now. Not even raptor Jesus!!!

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#97 chaplainDMK
Member since 2008 • 7004 Posts

Go on youtube and find brokencyde
Full volume on my speakers
Point it at door
Get some ear protection.
Preferably get popcorn

Turn on the pain... And watch... laughing