I lost on the first pic mainly cause it took me a second to get it. Also that third fffffffuuuuuu............dude that is just awfull
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I lost on the first pic mainly cause it took me a second to get it. Also that third fffffffuuuuuu............dude that is just awfull
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lonely hearts
_Ben99_
Oh, Bullwinkle. What in heaven's name are you doing now?
questioning his sexuality:P Nice call.
This is all I got...
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: So how's your love life?
You: U tell me, hon... o_o
You: Have I been "pleasing" you?
You: Have I been making you feel special?
Stranger: We just met!
Stranger: There's hardly been time for you to make me feel special.
You: Have I been making you feel as if you're the greatest thing in
the world?
You: Have I been too grumpy when removing that hairy mammoth
that you call a clump of hair from the sink every morning?
Stranger: Hey now.
Stranger: I'm the one who always cleans out the drain, not you.
You: You've done nothing, woman.
Stranger: Plus your hair is WAY longer than mine, so it always
clogs up in the shower.
You: You never have...
You: All you do is lounge around the house and complain at how
hard it is to get a job!
Stranger: It's difficult!
You: It'd be a little easier if you actually tried!
You: But hey!
Stranger: The underwater basketweaving market is in a slump, is
that my fault?!
You: Why should I expect any more from you?
Stranger: At least I'm chasing my dreams!
You: You're a WOMAN?!
You: !**
You: Women are simple minded.
You: It's only natural that you don't understand anything.
Stranger: Simple minded? Is that your new term for "dedicated?"
Stranger: "She made a plan and stuck with it, she must be simple
minded."
You: I should do a better job of compensating.
You: See? It's my fault.
You: Just as it always is.
Stranger: "She agreed to be in a relationship and didn't have casual
sex with that airline attendant in Dallas, she's simple minded."
Stranger: Well **** you, buddy.
You: Now do everyone a favor and get back in the kitchen where
you belong.
You: Mkay?
You: Did you understand that or do I have to dumb it down for
you?
Stranger: This was fun.
You: Ugh... Women.
You: The world would be better off without them...
You: I'm outta here. Don't bother trying to get me to come back.
You: 'Cause I won't.
You: I'm not coming back this time.
Stranger: Good!
You: Melissa, it's over.
You have disconnected.
This is some baaaad YLYL thread. The funniest actually came in a response..Napster06
Criticism, yet no contribution... hmmm....
This one nearly made me laugh...
Then this one sent me over the edge, no pun intended.
spawnassasin
I want to know where I can find one of these falling cow signs. :lol:
Dman0017
And this one really made my day :lol: :lol:
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