You laugh you lose.....joke edition!

[QUOTE="_S0LID_SNAKE_"]Read this! A chicken and a skeleton were in the same class together, and after a few days, became friends. At this time Pokemon was all the rage, so naturally the chicken and the skeleton became huge pokemon fans. A few weeks later the chicken runs up to the skeleton and exclaims "Look! look! I got a Venisaur!" and the skeleton says "No way! I got a Blastoise!" The chicken then says "wanna trade?" The skeleton replies with "uhh...uhhh....um, er....uhhh....." And then he explodes and flaiming pieces of shrapnel impale the chicken and the chicken dies. Christopher Walken walks by, and eats the now crispy chicken and says "Wow....this....chicken is very...good!" And then he becomes the supreme Evil emperor of the universe and rules with tyranny for 5 trillion years. I think I just made the worst joke ever...The_Ish

*impales him for wasting his time* :evil:

Read this! A chicken and a skeleton were in the same class together, and after a few days, became friends. At this time Pokemon was all the rage, so naturally the chicken and the skeleton became huge pokemon fans. A few weeks later the chicken runs up to the skeleton and exclaims "Look! look! I got a Venisaur!" and the skeleton says "No way! I got a Blastoise!" The chicken then says "wanna trade?" The skeleton replies with "uhh...uhhh....um, er....uhhh....." And then he explodes and flaiming pieces of shrapnel impale the chicken and the chicken dies. Christopher Walken walks by, and eats the now crispy chicken and says "Wow....this....chicken is very...good!" And then he becomes the supreme Evil emperor of the universe and rules with tyranny for 5 trillion years. I think I just made the worst joke ever..._S0LID_SNAKE_

Once their was this boy, who lived on the smallest cotage on top of the smallest hill top on the smallest village

One Night he decided to go exploring in the smallest forest behind his tiny cotage

He explored for hours and hours and realized, he was not in Kansas anymore

So he climb on top of the tallest tree in the smallest forest of them all

What else would he see but nothing more than his little cotage on top the smallest hill in the smallest vilage

But something was terribly wrong in the land Azkaban for his tiny cottage was on fire

He ran and ran for hours and hours, then suddenly he wasn't racist anymore

[spoiler] If you can't tell, I just made it up [/spoiler]

Awesome joke.

ConManWithGun

[QUOTE="_S0LID_SNAKE_"]Read this! A chicken and a skeleton were in the same class together, and after a few days, became friends. At this time Pokemon was all the rage, so naturally the chicken and the skeleton became huge pokemon fans. A few weeks later the chicken runs up to the skeleton and exclaims "Look! look! I got a Venisaur!" and the skeleton says "No way! I got a Blastoise!" The chicken then says "wanna trade?" The skeleton replies with "uhh...uhhh....um, er....uhhh....." And then he explodes and flaiming pieces of shrapnel impale the chicken and the chicken dies. Christopher Walken walks by, and eats the now crispy chicken and says "Wow....this....chicken is very...good!" And then he becomes the supreme Evil emperor of the universe and rules with tyranny for 5 trillion years. I think I just made the worst joke ever...Scalien26

[QUOTE="Scalien26"][QUOTE="_S0LID_SNAKE_"]Read this! A chicken and a skeleton were in the same class together, and after a few days, became friends. At this time Pokemon was all the rage, so naturally the chicken and the skeleton became huge pokemon fans. A few weeks later the chicken runs up to the skeleton and exclaims "Look! look! I got a Venisaur!" and the skeleton says "No way! I got a Blastoise!" The chicken then says "wanna trade?" The skeleton replies with "uhh...uhhh....um, er....uhhh....." And then he explodes and flaiming pieces of shrapnel impale the chicken and the chicken dies. Christopher Walken walks by, and eats the now crispy chicken and says "Wow....this....chicken is very...good!" And then he becomes the supreme Evil emperor of the universe and rules with tyranny for 5 trillion years. I think I just made the worst joke ever...killalln00bs

Once their was this boy, who lived on the smallest cotage on top of the smallest hill top on the smallest village

One Night he decided to go exploring in the smallest forest behind his tiny cotage

He explored for hours and hours and realized, he was not in Kansas anymore

So he climb on top of the tallest tree in the smallest forest of them all

What else would he see but nothing more than his little cotage on top the smallest hill in the smallest vilage

But something was terribly wrong in the land Azkaban for his tiny cottage was on fire

He ran and ran for hours and hours, then suddenly he wasn't racist anymore

[spoiler] If you can't tell, I just made it up [/spoiler]

ConManWithGun

[QUOTE="killalln00bs"][QUOTE="Scalien26"][QUOTE="_S0LID_SNAKE_"]Read this! A chicken and a skeleton were in the same class together, and after a few days, became friends. At this time Pokemon was all the rage, so naturally the chicken and the skeleton became huge pokemon fans. A few weeks later the chicken runs up to the skeleton and exclaims "Look! look! I got a Venisaur!" and the skeleton says "No way! I got a Blastoise!" The chicken then says "wanna trade?" The skeleton replies with "uhh...uhhh....um, er....uhhh....." And then he explodes and flaiming pieces of shrapnel impale the chicken and the chicken dies. Christopher Walken walks by, and eats the now crispy chicken and says "Wow....this....chicken is very...good!" And then he becomes the supreme Evil emperor of the universe and rules with tyranny for 5 trillion years. I think I just made the worst joke ever..._S0LID_SNAKE_

[QUOTE="_S0LID_SNAKE_"][QUOTE="killalln00bs"][QUOTE="Scalien26"][QUOTE="_S0LID_SNAKE_"]Read this! A chicken and a skeleton were in the same class together, and after a few days, became friends. At this time Pokemon was all the rage, so naturally the chicken and the skeleton became huge pokemon fans. A few weeks later the chicken runs up to the skeleton and exclaims "Look! look! I got a Venisaur!" and the skeleton says "No way! I got a Blastoise!" The chicken then says "wanna trade?" The skeleton replies with "uhh...uhhh....um, er....uhhh....." And then he explodes and flaiming pieces of shrapnel impale the chicken and the chicken dies. Christopher Walken walks by, and eats the now crispy chicken and says "Wow....this....chicken is very...good!" And then he becomes the supreme Evil emperor of the universe and rules with tyranny for 5 trillion years. I think I just made the worst joke ever...killalln00bs

.....maybie._S0LID_SNAKE_

A womans husband went out for a walk.During his absence,the woman called on her lover to come over.So he did and they had a great time,but when her husband came back he saw her lover and got extremely mad and dragged him downstairs.Then he sai-''Ok **** we'll fight for her-and whoever wins is gonna get her''.The lover agreed.The fought for hours and finally the husband killed the lover,but on his way home he was so angry at his wife he didnt see a truck comin' from the other street and WHAAAM.The woman saw the two men dead,went to her wardrobe and said-''Its OK Mike,you can come out now,those fools killed themselves''

Heard it on TV 10 mins ago,not the funniest thing I have ever heard,but whatever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vwnpozWU5M

my favorites

[spoiler] yo mama so dumbshe thought jar-jar came with pickles-pickles

yo mama so dumb she spent all day saying am not to R2.

and can youll help with this one. yo mama so dumb she went to bangkok to get a tie fighter. i dont get it. [/spoiler]

coolasj19

some of the planes in Star Wars are called Thai Fighters. Bangkok is in Thailand. So she went to Bangkok to get a THAI fighter. Get it?

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

[spoiler] Because she's a woman. [/spoiler]

dick cheney once told a guy to go **** himself....

they later came to a compromise and he shot him in his face

[QUOTE="The_Ish"]

[QUOTE="_S0LID_SNAKE_"]Read this! A chicken and a skeleton were in the same class together, and after a few days, became friends. At this time Pokemon was all the rage, so naturally the chicken and the skeleton became huge pokemon fans. A few weeks later the chicken runs up to the skeleton and exclaims "Look! look! I got a Venisaur!" and the skeleton says "No way! I got a Blastoise!" The chicken then says "wanna trade?" The skeleton replies with "uhh...uhhh....um, er....uhhh....." And then he explodes and flaiming pieces of shrapnel impale the chicken and the chicken dies. Christopher Walken walks by, and eats the now crispy chicken and says "Wow....this....chicken is very...good!" And then he becomes the supreme Evil emperor of the universe and rules with tyranny for 5 trillion years. I think I just made the worst joke ever..._S0LID_SNAKE_

*impales him for wasting his time* :evil:

No, I think you've made the best joke ever. Well done, sir.

Wait I know a fantastic joke . . . [spoiler] HALO!! LOL [/spoiler] deepdreamer256

damn i lost you really cracked me up now...

a blind guy goes into a lesbian bar, drinks a few shots and says out loud:"who wants to hear a great blond joke?".

a women that was sitting next to him approached him and said:" alright tell your joke but before you do there is something you need to know, I'm blond the other lady that sits next to you is a blond,the bartender is blond, and the owner of this bar is also blond, are you sure you really want to tell the joke now?"

the blind man replied:"nah I don't want to repeat the joke four different times".

[QUOTE="killalln00bs"][QUOTE="Scalien26"][QUOTE="_S0LID_SNAKE_"]Read this! A chicken and a skeleton were in the same class together, and after a few days, became friends. At this time Pokemon was all the rage, so naturally the chicken and the skeleton became huge pokemon fans. A few weeks later the chicken runs up to the skeleton and exclaims "Look! look! I got a Venisaur!" and the skeleton says "No way! I got a Blastoise!" The chicken then says "wanna trade?" The skeleton replies with "uhh...uhhh....um, er....uhhh....." And then he explodes and flaiming pieces of shrapnel impale the chicken and the chicken dies. Christopher Walken walks by, and eats the now crispy chicken and says "Wow....this....chicken is very...good!" And then he becomes the supreme Evil emperor of the universe and rules with tyranny for 5 trillion years. I think I just made the worst joke ever..._S0LID_SNAKE_

it made me laugh too O_o and i really don't know why :|

[QUOTE="coolasj19"]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vwnpozWU5M

my favorites

[spoiler] yo mama so dumbshe thought jar-jar came with pickles-pickles

yo mama so dumb she spent all day saying am not to R2.

and can youll help with this one. yo mama so dumb she went to bangkok to get a tie fighter. i dont get it. [/spoiler]

big_old_tom

some of the planes in Star Wars are called Thai Fighters. Bangkok is in Thailand. So she went to Bangkok to get a THAI fighter. Get it?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

On a similar vein...

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Ouch.

ok, this playboy decides that he wants to get married, so he gives each of his 3 girlfriends 5000 dollars.

the first one goes out then comes back a while later with a new facelift and a bunch of new clothes, 'I did this because i love you' she said.

the second one comes back with a new HD screen tv, an XBOX 360 and PS3 for him along with some periphials. 'I did this because i love you' she says.

the third one comes back with 15000 dollars from investments, kisses him then puts the money in his hand. 'This money is for you' she says.

now he is very flattered by all of these gifts and cant seem to choose which one to choose.

in the end, he did the only thing reasonable.

he chose the one with the biggest boobs.

Long post

ElZilcho90

I've been fooled!!

A Bear and a rabbit are in the woods and the bear says to the rabbit " Every time I take a dump I get crap stuck in my fur do you ever have that problem?" the rabbit says "Me? heck no! I have never had that problem in my entire life!" the bear then proceeds to take the rabbit and whipe his butt with him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vwnpozWU5M

my favorites

[spoiler] yo mama so dumbshe thought jar-jar came with pickles-pickles

yo mama so dumb she spent all day saying am not to R2.

and can youll help with this one. yo mama so dumb she went to bangkok to get a tie fighter. i dont get it. [/spoiler]

coolasj19

As in Thai fighter...lol...

I saw this on a commercial

My wife made me a millionaire, but I was a billionaire

how do you kill a circus

[spoiler] go for the juggler :lol: [/spoiler]

how do you kill a circus

[spoiler] go for the juggler :lol: [/spoiler]

nintendo_ds_06