your embarrasing stories

I was at work and I had to do a pee really badly and I decided I could hold it because my shift was nearly over, as I was about to go my friend told a really funny jokes and I peed in front of everyone including my boss! It was so embarrasing I ran out crying.Tomorrow I willpack my bags and move to a different country because the embarasment was just too much :(

I hope someone has been more embarrased than me butI doubt it :(

I kind of see the relation between your story and your username.

Za irony!

i doubt if TC's story was true but i lol'd hard at it,as for me every time i try to actually speak english,i put myself to shame :(.

My sister used to kiss people's butts (strangers) in public. I was pretty embarrassed about that.XilePrincess

You shouldn't run around in pants you just urinated in. You'll get a rash. Just so you know for next time.FragStains

My sister used to kiss people's butts (strangers) in public. I was pretty embarrassed about that.XilePrincess

[QUOTE="XilePrincess"]My sister used to kiss people's butts (strangers) in public. I was pretty embarrassed about that.Mochyc

Every time I get drunk I do something embarassing. Recently I fell asleep in a cardboard box, and yesterday I tried to cook some noodles and ended up burning a tea towel that was left on the hob AND pouring boiling hot water on my back (massive blister now fml). As well as knocking over the pyramid of cans and taking 10 attempts to rebuild it. Had all this explained to me in the morning lol, didnt remember. The weird thing I have no real hangover other than a bit of a bad stomach and my flu is a lot better lol.

[QUOTE="Mochyc"][QUOTE="XilePrincess"]My sister used to kiss people's butts (strangers) in public. I was pretty embarrassed about that.XilePrincess

My most embarassing story was when I was getting video taped for the rehersal of our webbing ceremony , the next day, I had my t-shirt tucked into my boxers and my pants were hangin low, and NO ONE TOLD ME.

I did not find this information out until later, by watching the video of our rehersal dinner, and also found out that everyone that came got a copy.

I was like D'oh!

Ever had toilet paper sticking out of your pants for hours? Not fun.

Ever had toilet paper sticking out of your pants for hours? Not fun.

sherman-tank1

Ouch, not fun is an understatment!

I was at work and I had to do a pee really badly and I decided I could hold it because my shift was nearly over, as I was about to go my friend told a really funny jokes and I peed in front of everyone including my boss! It was so embarrasing I ran out crying.Tomorrow I willpack my bags and move to a different country because the embarasment was just too much :(

I hope someone has been more embarrased than me butI doubt it :(

StormzPoo

I had a crush ona girl in work, so whenever I'd send a work-related e-mail to her I'd make it really cheery and add some stupid jokes to try to impress her. It didn't work. I was doing a cleanup on my Outbox last week and some of them were really cringeworthy.

I had a crush ona girl in work, so whenever I'd send a work-related e-mail to her I'd make it really cheery and add some stupid jokes to try to impress her. It didn't work. I was doing a cleanup on my Outbox last week and some of them were really cringeworthy.

Egonga

AWe Im sorry she did not open up and reciprocate (hugs)

In high school I was at a wrestling tournament and the school was far away so we had to stay at a hotel. At night when I took a shower I noticed the lock on the door didnt work and I seriously knew what was going to happen but continued anyways. So what happened? My teamates came in and caught me on video camera. Me and the team were all really good friends and we always messed with each other so I didnt care too much and thought it was funny, but the coming monday I go to school and see my friend holding a video camera showing all these people something and just immediately thought, oh @#$%. Lets just say it was a fun month of school.

I had a crush ona girl in work, so whenever I'd send a work-related e-mail to her I'd make it really cheery and add some stupid jokes to try to impress her. It didn't work. I was doing a cleanup on my Outbox last week and some of them were really cringeworthy.

Egonga

Needs moar Film-Guy.

Every time I get drunk I do something embarassing. Recently I fell asleep in a cardboard box, and yesterday I tried to cook some noodles and ended up burning a tea towel that was left on the hob AND pouring boiling hot water on my back (massive blister now fml). As well as knocking over the pyramid of cans and taking 10 attempts to rebuild it. Had all this explained to me in the morning lol, didnt remember. The weird thing I have no real hangover other than a bit of a bad stomach and my flu is a lot better lol.

johngebreadman

you are so cool because you get drunk and do stupid stuff :P but its even funnier because you don't remember and someone else had to tell you what you did! you are just so awesome!

ugh middle schoolers :roll:

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Every time I get drunk I do something embarassing. Recently I fell asleep in a cardboard box, and yesterday I tried to cook some noodles and ended up burning a tea towel that was left on the hob AND pouring boiling hot water on my back (massive blister now fml). As well as knocking over the pyramid of cans and taking 10 attempts to rebuild it. Had all this explained to me in the morning lol, didnt remember. The weird thing I have no real hangover other than a bit of a bad stomach and my flu is a lot better lol.

pantyraid2113

you are so cool because you get drunk and do stupid stuff :P but its even funnier because you don't remember and someone else had to tell you what you did! you are just so awesome!

ugh middle schoolers :roll:

None of these stories are embarrasing as mine! I wanted really embarrasing ones that made you leave the country such as me. I also am going to change my name, so shamefull. My workmates have text me asking ifI was ok Itexted back, I hateall of yousandI hope you all burn in hell!(I know deep down they're laughing)Tomorrow im going to change my mobile number.I am going to start a whole new life now.

Please someone have a moreembarrasing story!!

When I was 3 or4 It was my birthday and my family invited some people from the neighborhood to my party, the whole party was outside. So I went outisde to change my clothes, but I needed help soI went outside to ask my mom to help me get my clothes on and basically lots of people saw in the neighborhood got to see me naked

Ha TC, that's pretty harsh.

Ahh, it's not like I know you guys anyway.

I was 6, and just starting my1st-2nd week in school. IHad KFC the night before and could feel a nuke commencing to launch. We were doing finger painting or something when I was ready to blow. I fart andeveryone looks at me.I put my super serious poker face on. The teacher asks me if I need to go but I'm shy,refuse the offer and deny that it was me. Halfway though class I'm all sweaty, concentrating hard, ready for lunch.Then, one of my classmates tackles/pushes me to the ground for whatever reason.

The volcano erupts. I'm crying as I sit on my mudpie. The teacher tries to help me but I cry some more. I head out the door to escape, my track suit pants fall from the weight of the monster, I trip because my pants are down to my ankles androll down the stairs with brown stuff flying everywhere. I cry some more. As the teacher tries to help me up, I feel another avalanche coming and blast it out while in a sideways sleep postion and cry like never before.

Needless to say, I refused to go to school and hadmy parents put me in another one.

i doubt if TC's story was true but i lol'd hard at it,as for me every time i try to actually speak english,i put myself to shame :(.

VaguelyTagged

TC is nothing compared to my shameful story I was a very good friends with this girl, for the whole school years, she was very pretty but I didn't like her. Instead one of my mates had a crush on her. So he asked me for like 2 months to inntroduce him to her and I was like no, cuz he was weird. One day I eventually introduce him to her and well they start talking. The guy was really weird you know, geeky, fat, annoying laugh, high pitched voice but fun nonetheless. One day we were in class and we had to do that thing that you do when you are choking, you know you put behind te person, press his abdominal area towards you and then whatever was stuck in the throat goes out, don't know the name of it. I was assigned to try it with this girl but my mate asked me to switch positions, I talked to her she said ok. When the two of em were in front of the class they were explaining how to do the manuever and then they proceeded to demonstrate. The girl would be choking and my mate would try to apply the manuever to her, so he grabs her, she makes choking mimics, he places himself behind her, starts pulling her towards him, and eventually she says, "Oh my god let go!!!!" let go let go LET ME GO!!!!!!! Everyone was like O_o When she was released it turns out my friend had this huge boner and everyone started laughin save for me because I talked her to switch groups with him I couldn't look at her in the eye for weeks Peeing infront of everyone is not that big of a deal, they'll eventually forget itDarthkaiser

Ok now that is a good story. Hilarious dude. haha

ahahah though, that story is still not as bad as mine :| @DarthKaiser not at all embarrasing because it was not you its was your friend.StormzPoo

It was him. Read between the lines, he was his "friend" but wanted to avoid even more embarrassment via gamespot

One time, I went inside the Oklahoma Capitol building, which pretty much doubles as a musesm when they're not doing anything inside, and I went with my aunt and grandmother, and afterwards we ate inside some "restaurant" downstairs.

I ordered some nachos that really was just chips with microwaved shredded cheese, and when that was gone, I wanted to get rid of it, and I looked behind and noticed a trash bin behind my booth seat, so I tried to reach it, and I could have made it, but I didn't, and the plastic bin containing the nachos fell all over the floor, and I had to pick each one up and put it in the trash, everybody was laughing a little and my grandmother added to the shame by saying "silly boy!"

Not fun.

I was drunk at a TGI Friday's one time and walked all the way back to my table from the restroom with my junk hanging out. It was March Madness so like a ton of people were there watching the games and whatnot.

I sat in the booth long enough for most of the people who might have seen me to leave and for new people ( who didnt see me ) to cycle in before getting up to leave.

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I was at work and I had to do a pee really badly and I decided I could hold it because my shift was nearly over, as I was about to go my friend told a really funny jokes and I peed in front of everyone including my boss! It was so embarrasing I ran out crying.Tomorrow I willpack my bags and move to a different country because the embarasment was just too much :(

I hope someone has been more embarrased than me butI doubt it :(

cybrcatter

So true