The movie Stealth. Oh my god, it's so bad but still so so so good.
It's about a military plane that has the most advanced artifical intellegence around. Of course, it becomes self aware and attempts to initiate a world war. So after the war starts the main character convinces the plane to be a good guy or something and then for some reason he says "There's only one way to stop this. We have to go to Alaska. There's no choice"
Just when I thought it couldn't get any better the main character crash lands in a dark, ominous, war-torn airport and the first thing said to him by a worker is "...Welcome to Alaska."
So then the main character runs around in this Alaskan airport for a while with his eye nearly torn out from the crash. He eventually decides to make his way over to a docter and get it looked at. The doc tries to give him a shot, but since all military pilot fighters are terrified of shots he stabs the needle into the doctor, instantly causing him to convulse and pass out, and drool all over the place. Something is up.
Some stuff happens and then the main character goes back to his crashed plane which is all better now and before the evil Alaskan airport workers can stop him, he shoots some missles at them which make an explosion that would probably destroy the city of New York in just a few seconds. Only four people died. And just before he takes off he delivers the most epic line ever uttered on film: "Welcome to Alaska." BOOM. Another missle, then he flies away.
Then the plane killed itself or something to stop the war. I don't know.
In short- Best movie ever. I'll have to rent the DVD and watch the first half sometime.
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