ZoMG! *So* Fast he is!

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#51 FastNorwegian
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[QUOTE="FastNorwegian"] This is only the beggning of GameSpots favourite newspaper, the Norwegian Weekly. You can't deny greatness, as one cannot deny that Engrish is the greatest mahaghama of the Northern Internetz.billybobbarvis
You mean, you're making MORE threads like this?!`

Assumption is a sin, according to my Hot Pocket Handbook and Manual. BTW, I am part of the Crystal-Pepsi-Youth. We all have aluminum knives. BUT THEY ARE PURE!
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#52 supa_badman
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FastNorwegian.

i believe. :|

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#53 spawnassasin
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lmao awesome thread

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#54 FastNorwegian
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I feel like I can now relate to those with ADD/ADHD

Smoke89

I don't have AD....oh look......

BUT iTS BROWN! IT NEEDS AN EXCORCISM!

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#55 cyberdarkkid
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Wow this Norwegian is fast :o
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#56 thepwninator
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[QUOTE="Smoke89"]

I feel like I can now relate to those with ADD/ADHD

FastNorwegian

I don't have AD....oh look......

BUT iTS BROWN! IT NEEDS AN EXCORCISM!

OH DEAR GOD!!!

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#57 FastNorwegian
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[QUOTE="FastNorwegian"]

[QUOTE="Smoke89"]

I feel like I can now relate to those with ADD/ADHD

thepwninator

I don't have AD....oh look......

BUT iTS BROWN! IT NEEDS AN EXCORCISM!

OH DEAR GOD!!!

No! Don't kill it, it still has a soul!!!!

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#58 thepwninator
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[QUOTE="thepwninator"]

[QUOTE="FastNorwegian"]

I don't have AD....oh look......

BUT iTS BROWN! IT NEEDS AN EXCORCISM!

FastNorwegian

OH DEAR GOD!!!

No! Don't kill it, it still has a soul!!!!

Do you see my face? Do you see my flamethrower?

Do you think I CARE that it has a soul?

BYAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!!

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#59 emorainbo
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

Are you Jethrovegas? >_>

FastNorwegian

Psh, if only I could achieve such fish eating contest achievements. He was the best fisher in the village, and he really made nice barns of red and sun dried 'maters.

You created the B'noffle stick right?

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#60 FastNorwegian
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[QUOTE="FastNorwegian"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

Are you Jethrovegas? >_>

emorainbo

Psh, if only I could achieve such fish eating contest achievements. He was the best fisher in the village, and he really made nice barns of red and sun dried 'maters.

You created the B'noffle stick right?

No, but i did invent...

Only to be betrayed by these

FACT: The Monkey Business album funded anti-Crystal Pepsi movements.

FACT: The Black-Eyed Pea's taste awful with Crystal Pepsi. Of course they would want to shut down Crystal.

GOOD GOODNESS PEOPLE! WHY WON"T YOU SEE THE LIGHT!!! THE CRYSTAL LIGHT, SHINING THROUGH THE GORGEOUS BOTTLE!

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#62 Bored_Employee
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... :lol: I wanna drink cristal pepsi, so that people around me think its water, but they have no idea...Im actually indulging in cola goodness...
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#63 FastNorwegian
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... :lol: I wanna drink cristal pepsi, so that people around me think its water, but they have no idea...Im actually indulging in cola goodness... Bored_Employee
You are aware how much trouble you'll be in if you share the secrets of the CP temple. Jimmy Dean will have his henchmen on you.
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#64 FastNorwegian
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BRING BACK CRISTAL PEPSI!!!8-Bitterness
Bring back spelling :P
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#65 enterawesome
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TC, you have created the scientific definition of "random". Congrats!
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#66 FastNorwegian
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TC, you have created the scientific definition of "random". Congrats!enterawesome
Random, or relevant? You must understand.
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#67 Nerd_Man
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This thread should get an award. TC,

As you can see from the bottom right, it is even presented to you by Gamespot.

Congratulations.

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#68 FastNorwegian
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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]

This thread should get an award. TC,

As you can see from the bottom right, it is even presented to you by Gamespot.

Congratulations.

I'm sorry, but I can't accept this yet. *drops jeans and worships empty Crystal Pepsi bottle* Not worthy! Not worthy!
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#69 Pythos77
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ZoMG!...*So* Stoned he is!

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#70 StrawberryHill
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I love tomatoes and cheese. True story.

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THE FACTUAL BOOK MANUAL OF THE HOT POCKET FUNDING COMPANY!

Men! In this day in age, you have no time to enjoy a nice hot meal, sometimes, a bunch of god-awful meat put in some bread-like fixture, which is placed in a plastic bag, likely from Wal-Mart.

FACT: In the 1860's the Crystal Pepsi company had been giving free bottles of Pepto-Bismal with all their retailed Hot Pockets, knowing the devastating effects they have on the human bowels.

FACT: The prime goal of Hot Pocket is to have you "dead by dinner" or DBD.

FACT: The Pept-Bismal scandel caused uneasy feelings with the Crystal Pepsi company, so they branched off.

FACT: Jimmy Dean & Hot Pocket have been working together for years.

More facts to come, stay tuned for my hand manual.

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#72 FastNorwegian
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ZoMG!...*So* Stoned he is!

Pythos77
If I was stoned, how could I speak such relevancy of the system?
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#73 enterawesome
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[QUOTE="enterawesome"]TC, you have created the scientific definition of "random". Congrats!FastNorwegian
Random, or relevant? You must understand.

I understand we should bring back crystal pepsi!
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#74 Sajo7
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[QUOTE="FastNorwegian"][QUOTE="enterawesome"]TC, you have created the scientific definition of "random". Congrats!enterawesome
Random, or relevant? You must understand.

I understand we should bring back crystal pepsi!

You know who else wanted to bring back crystal pepsi?  The truth.
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#75 FastNorwegian
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[QUOTE="FastNorwegian"][QUOTE="enterawesome"]TC, you have created the scientific definition of "random". Congrats!enterawesome
Random, or relevant? You must understand.

I understand we should bring back crystal pepsi!

You are learning, but you are destined for greatness unless you start posting with the Dop Togs of the Playboy Mansion Lincoln Log Playhouse.
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#76 Avistann
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I have no clue what is going on. *Begins running around in circles, flailing arms, and screaming.
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#77 MgamerBD
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That is just random.....wow
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#78 FastNorwegian
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[QUOTE="enterawesome"][QUOTE="FastNorwegian"] Random, or relevant? You must understand.Sajo7
I understand we should bring back crystal pepsi!

You know who else wanted to bring back crystal pepsi?  The truth.

Why would he bomb his own company? He was a great employee.
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#79 FastNorwegian
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Why can't any of you see the conspiracy, when I put all the informatoin right under your eyes? Why isn't the government funding my cause!!!! Why don't I have a private military!!!!! There's going to be a thorough, sub-investigation.
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#80 Head_of_games
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:lol: The best threads are made by stoners.
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#81 samuraiguns
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This is surely interesting.

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#82 Kenny789
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This is as random as random gets!

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#83 xscott1018
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nice thread. i enjoy this thread lol.
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#84 Epak_
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Gotta love these random threads :D Cheers from your neighbour!

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#85 Lief_Ericson
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So awesome I live for this

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#86 angusclone2
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Bravo, my friend :D
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#87 FastNorwegian
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Wow, I thought she died.

This best not get locked because of a bump, :P

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#88 JimCarreyForYou
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Random thread is random.
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#89 teh_619
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Ok I felt the need to post in this in case it becomes the best thread ever.
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#90 hamstergeddon
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*has religious awakening seizures/epiphany* MAH EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED!!!!
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#91 Omni-Slash
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the only thing missing is Pedo Bear...... **** and 1/2 stars.....
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#92 DeathHeart95
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 Crystal Pepsi is needed to heal his puffy lips!!!
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#93 Phoenix534
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Screw Crystal Pepsi! I want some Crystal Coke!

Coke

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#94 XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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Where has thread been all my life? It's amazingly random I love it.

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#95 uberbra
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this thread literally gave me a bone

but this thread had no women in it!

i think i have some unresolved issues with my 4th grade math partner, Greg.

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#96 Fire_Ants
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 YES.
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#97 FastNorwegian
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Where has thread been all my life? It's amazingly random I love it.

XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
I love you :oops: What? *puffs out arms* Yeah, I'm a man? Who goes there? *punches camera*
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#98 FastNorwegian
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 YES.Fire_Ants
Oh....em......gee........SHWEET!!! I MADE IT ON A POSTER!!!!
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#99 Fire_Ants
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 lol. nice thread anywho.
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#100 FastNorwegian
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HOT TOMALES!!

The root of all true pain!!

NOES!