duke nukem forever "the return of duke" trailer (censored)

this trailer was on display at a couple of trade events in both censored and uncensored variants.. gearbox finally released the uncensored variant to the general public..

you know you want it... ya know you need it.. and but the money in that ladies bikini your going to get it!

http://kotaku.com/5739729/finally-the-censored-duke-nukem-forever-trailer

oh man, what a long wait, i cant wait any longer!

"Hell, I'd still hit it"

I'm so pumped for this game.

Oh Snap I am not even gonna look at screen shots, or videos, nothing... Just that it comes out MAY is awesome!!!!

Oh I just want it to have the bad-ass Duke Nukem music that has such a big impact in the game itself.

I don't want the hype machine to lay down barrages on this game until it launches, (at least for me on a personal level).

Unless it just scores horrible, I will more than likely get it. (when It reaches a reasonable price)

I also just hope its well optimized.

I'm not looking at any screenshots, trailers, gameplay, reviews. Nothing, I'm a huge Duke fan and I'm waiting for the game so I'm surprised with how amazing it is, I'm a bit of a fanboy. I'm super stoked though.

holy **** ****

That was hilarious, should be a great game. Man, May is going to be an awesome month what with DNF and The Witcher 2.

Ah, Duke Nukem, where the chauvinism is jacked up to 11...as a minimum... :P

nice :D

just saw this on a few sites, still a bit hesitant to believe it'll ever see the light of day but it looks promising !

Sweet mamma! Funny trailer and definitely looks like a hell load of fun.

Sweet mamma! Funny trailer and definitely looks like a hell load of fun.

mhofever

:lol: Hell i`d still hit it

Cant wait to get this.

Must be fake. I refuse to believe that this game is real.

Must be fake. I refuse to believe that this game is real.

dbowman

i refuse to believe you own a ore 2 duo e6600

Goes to show that the name of the game means everything. This game looks absolutely terrible, yet people are excited? millerlight89

[QUOTE="millerlight89"]Goes to show that the name of the game means everything. This game looks absolutely terrible, yet people are excited? the_ChEeSe_mAn2

[QUOTE="the_ChEeSe_mAn2"][QUOTE="millerlight89"]Goes to show that the name of the game means everything. This game looks absolutely terrible, yet people are excited? ohthemanatee

Have to say it doesn't particulary interest me. Further down the line when its cheap i'll pick it up but its out in may and well i'd rather save cash for The Witcher 2.

What i am interested in seeing though is the backlash its going to get from mainstream media. Especially the Daily Mail here in the UK and its ban this sick filth campaigns.

Just a few quick reminders for everyone:

• You can't shoot while sprinting
• You can only carry two weapons at a time
• Regenerative health system

And are those QTE's I see all over the place in the trailer? Ugh. :roll:

I'm still buying it, of course, but it does look terrible.

Just a few quick reminders for everyone:

• You can't shoot while sprinting
• You can only carry two weapons at a time
• Regenerative health system

And are those QTE's I see all over the place in the trailer? Ugh. :roll:

I'm still buying it, of course, but it does look terrible.

JN_Fenrir

None of that stuff you mentioned is bad...

all I want is a god damn demo, for the PC! X(blangenakker

[QUOTE="blangenakker"]all I want is a god damn demo, for the PC! X(Dante2710

Just a few quick reminders for everyone:

• You can't shoot while sprinting
• You can only carry two weapons at a time
• Regenerative health system

And are those QTE's I see all over the place in the trailer? Ugh. :roll:

I'm still buying it, of course, but it does look terrible.

JN_Fenrir

[QUOTE="JN_Fenrir"]

Just a few quick reminders for everyone:

• You can't shoot while sprinting
• You can only carry two weapons at a time
• Regenerative health system

And are those QTE's I see all over the place in the trailer? Ugh. :roll:

I'm still buying it, of course, but it does look terrible.

JangoWuzHere

None of that stuff you mentioned is bad...

Its suppose to be like a old school type game..Game looks fun to me..Graphics arent bad..It really amazes me that people today expect every thing to be next gen graphics..If you have fun with the game than its worth it..Bet it has over 10 hours of game-play like some of todays titles do..That sickens me more..When a good shooter last 10 minutes..

What is a joke..Is that 3drealms wouldnt release this..It looks amazing an fun at the same time..It took gearbox a year to clean up the mess..Well to each there own i guess..Not every thing has to be crysis just remember that..

This is the biggest ESRB notice I've ever seen:lol:

The cover looks like a Deus Ex: IW parody. No cigar for the Euro version.

[QUOTE="Dante2710"][QUOTE="blangenakker"]all I want is a god damn demo, for the PC! X(Elann2008

Every Steam version of Borderlands qualifies. At least every version bought before mid-October, not sure about later ones. GOTY for the rest.

I can't even believe the game is actually coming out. Hell indeed has finally frozen over.

I can't even believe the game is actually coming out. Hell indeed has finally frozen over.

THGarrett

[QUOTE="Elann2008"][QUOTE="Dante2710"] If you own Borderlands for the PC you will get a demo if i remember correctly. Dante2710

Voice work was particularly crass.nutcrackr

The voice work is supposed to be crass. That's one of the key ingredients of a Duke Nukem game.

I think some people are missing the point of this game...Phelaidar

yep having fun..

I know precisely what this game is supposed to be but I still feel that time has moved wayyy on. It'll be a straight shooter, as its meant to be, with some embarrassing toilet humour. People are excited about this because its Duke. Its a brand. Yet they would gladly turn their noses up at Bulletstorm which is very much the same game, albeit with some combat changes. I really hope after these two games that this kind of pandering and lame brain humour dissolves. People on this very board talk about "dumbing down" - go figure. biggest_loser

See im hopeful its successful..Todays games are to lame compared to the older games..Duke had a sence of humour games have forgotten over time..Its a shame also..Games are not always so serious said the joker..We need a game like duke to be funny an make us laugh..Why play call of duty all of the time..THat games getting boring yet so many people go out an buy it..Il refuse to buy any more cod games because of its over use..Id rather pick up a game like duke an have some fun after work..Thats the idea behind games to have fun an forget my job..Laugh at times an call it a night..

I know precisely what this game is supposed to be but I still feel that time has moved wayyy on. It'll be a straight shooter, as its meant to be, with some embarrassing toilet humour. People are excited about this because its Duke. Its a brand. Yet they would gladly turn their noses up at Bulletstorm which is very much the same game, albeit with some combat changes. I really hope after these two games that this kind of pandering and lame brain humour dissolves. People on this very board talk about "dumbing down" - go figure. biggest_loser

Embarassing toilet humour is Mafia 2:(

I hope DNF is more like Rambo 4 than The Expendables!

Just a few quick reminders for everyone:

• You can't shoot while sprinting
• You can only carry two weapons at a time
• Regenerative health system

And are those QTE's I see all over the place in the trailer? Ugh. :roll:

I'm still buying it, of course, but it does look terrible.

JN_Fenrir

Yup, consolitus all over this game. Notice how low the FOV was in the video too? Ick. That's why I'll wait to buy this game after mods fix the game to how it should be.

[QUOTE="JN_Fenrir"]

Just a few quick reminders for everyone:

• You can't shoot while sprinting
• You can only carry two weapons at a time
• Regenerative health system

And are those QTE's I see all over the place in the trailer? Ugh. :roll:

I'm still buying it, of course, but it does look terrible.

VeryBumpy

Yup, consolitus all over this game. Notice how low the FOV was in the video too? Ick. That's why I'll wait to buy this game after mods fix the game to how it should be.

Was Crysis a consolised game too? Or FEAR? HL2 with its terrible FOV?:P

As for the health system,

How does health work in the game and what is Ego?
"Ego is essentially Duke's health. You boost it by lifting weights, destroying things, and finding hidden things. Anything you can find to boost his ego is tied directly to his health."

I will only believe it when it hits the shelves, until then I'm still doubtful of its release

[QUOTE="VeryBumpy"]

[QUOTE="JN_Fenrir"]

Just a few quick reminders for everyone:

• You can't shoot while sprinting
• You can only carry two weapons at a time
• Regenerative health system

And are those QTE's I see all over the place in the trailer? Ugh. :roll:

I'm still buying it, of course, but it does look terrible.

Baranga

Yup, consolitus all over this game. Notice how low the FOV was in the video too? Ick. That's why I'll wait to buy this game after mods fix the game to how it should be.

Was Crysis a consolised game too? Or FEAR? HL2 with its terrible FOV?:P

As for the health system,

How does health work in the game and what is Ego?
"Ego is essentially Duke's health. You boost it by lifting weights, destroying things, and finding hidden things. Anything you can find to boost his ego is tied directly to his health."

Yes, they all were.

[QUOTE="biggest_loser"]I know precisely what this game is supposed to be but I still feel that time has moved wayyy on. It'll be a straight shooter, as its meant to be, with some embarrassing toilet humour. People are excited about this because its Duke. Its a brand. Yet they would gladly turn their noses up at Bulletstorm which is very much the same game, albeit with some combat changes. I really hope after these two games that this kind of pandering and lame brain humour dissolves. People on this very board talk about "dumbing down" - go figure. Gladestone1

See im hopeful its successful..Todays games are to lame compared to the older games..Duke had a sence of humour games have forgotten over time..Its a shame also..Games are not always so serious said the joker..We need a game like duke to be funny an make us laugh..Why play call of duty all of the time..THat games getting boring yet so many people go out an buy it..Il refuse to buy any more cod games because of its over use..Id rather pick up a game like duke an have some fun after work..Thats the idea behind games to have fun an forget my job..Laugh at times an call it a night..

If you want comedy, i'll give you a game that knows comedy: Tales of Monkey Island. It edges closer to being a satire. The people who wrote and the voice actors understand what good comedy is. Its not just the jokes themselves, its how they're delivered.

You can have your fun with Duke but its very low brow and unsophisticated fun.

I just think its a hypocrisy that people here complain all the time about dumbing down and yet they'll buy this.