Favorite Quote from a PC game?

some of my favorite game quotes are from KOTOR I and KOTOR II

in Kotor II When HK-47 describes KoTors I's side relationships in a nutshell :
"[Statement]: Oh yes, my Master had quite the collection of tortured indivduals, who seemed unable to confront their basic personality conficts. Let me cite some specific examples.

[Mockery]: (with an impression of Carth's voice) "Oh Master! I do not trust you! I cannot trust you, or anyone! Ever again!"

[Mockery]: (impression of Bastila's voice] "Oh Master! I love you, but I hate all you stand for! But I think we should go press our slimy mugus-covered lips together in the cargohold!"

[Conclusion]: Such human feromone-driven responses never seize to decrease the charge in my capacitors, and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behaviour core and pull the trigger."

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PC: Can you understand what the Jawa is saying, HK-47?

HK-47: There is a 98% chance he needs your help with something.

PC: And the other 2%?

HK-47: The other 2% states he is asking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that's probably just wishful thinking on my part, master...

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HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.
PC: You don't need to call me master, you know.
HK-47: Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.
PC: "Organic meatbags?"
HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such.
PC: You just called me a meatbag again!
HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...
PC: Neither do I, come to think of it...
HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still...
PC: I survive. Somehow.
HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

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*walking into Sith academy on Korriban*
HK: "Deceit: Nothing here, just a master and his droid, not planning anything evil, move along."

razorbladex86

Im thinking of replaying KOTOR just to see HK-47 again.

Another Duke Nukem quote:

"No one steals our chicks... and lives"

"I had a dream about my wife last night. She was dead. But it was ok."

- From the ending of Max Payne 2. This ending and the following music was just pure awesomeness. My favorite ending it is.

Go for the eyes Boo!!!!

A barbarian telling his pet squirrel while he attacks in a RPG. That is freaking classic. :D

My favorite is a new one i yust found.

" Ah yes, he is the deadric prince of the order.. or was it biscuts? No, it was order, but thats not better! " - Sheogorath Oblivion Shivering isles

"sniper in a bit of sh!tstorm here" Allied Sniper in CoH while under attack

"their armor is like paper" Panther tank attacking Sherman in CoH"

""Drive , JUST DRIVE GODAMMIT" Sherman under attack in CoH

"Can't you drive any faster klaus" Stug Driving arround in CoH ( I love this one)

"WAAAAAARGH" DoW

"MOOOORTOOORRR COOOOMMBAAAAT!!" -dwarves from Warcraft 3accord100

O.o..

Aint that MOOOORRRTAAAAARRR COOOOOMMMBAAAAAT!! .. ?

Atton: it must be hard being a jedi and have no family

Femal exile: stop starring at my chest.

lol from KOTOR II

"I'm da man in the place, punch you in the face, a gun in my waist...It's loc baby" Seriously, the rhymes are so stupid that it's hilarious. :)

Guess where it's from

Cortana: Just one question. What if you miss?

Master Chief: I won't.

Halo 2

Emm Gordon Freeman never talks?JodederaMax

Gordan Freeman doesn't need to talk

here's a couple of my favs:

"Who are you that flies so good? Are you insane?" - Privateer

"I'm not putting my lips on that" - Full Throttle

"Would it help if I ran into the bullet?"

Rainbow Six: Vegas

some of my favorite game quotes are from KOTOR I and KOTOR II

in Kotor II When HK-47 describes KoTors I's side relationships in a nutshell :
"[Statement]: Oh yes, my Master had quite the collection of tortured indivduals, who seemed unable to confront their basic personality conficts. Let me cite some specific examples.

[Mockery]: (with an impression of Carth's voice) "Oh Master! I do not trust you! I cannot trust you, or anyone! Ever again!"

[Mockery]: (impression of Bastila's voice] "Oh Master! I love you, but I hate all you stand for! But I think we should go press our slimy mugus-covered lips together in the cargohold!"

[Conclusion]: Such human feromone-driven responses never seize to decrease the charge in my capacitors, and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behaviour core and pull the trigger."

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PC: Can you understand what the Jawa is saying, HK-47?

HK-47: There is a 98% chance he needs your help with something.

PC: And the other 2%?

HK-47: The other 2% states he is asking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that's probably just wishful thinking on my part, master...

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HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.
PC: You don't need to call me master, you know.
HK-47: Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.
PC: "Organic meatbags?"
HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such.
PC: You just called me a meatbag again!
HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...
PC: Neither do I, come to think of it...
HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still...
PC: I survive. Somehow.
HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

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*walking into Sith academy on Korriban*
HK: "Deceit: Nothing here, just a master and his droid, not planning anything evil, move along."

razorbladex86

:lol: I love HK

1. "we reget coming to earth, we regret being alien bastards, and we sure as hell regret letting the core blowing out our raggdy-ass leet!" "HOO RAH!" -Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2.

2. "wake up, mr. freeman, wake up, and smell the, ashes" -gman, half-life 2.

3. "stop poking me, *BURP*" Orc Grunt, warcraft 2&3

4. "Tread lightly, and carry a big gun" Cpt. Gabriel Angelos, dawn of war.

5. "This is it baby, hold me." Sgt. Johnson, Halo 1.

and I'm sure there are plenty more, i just can't think of them this moment.

I think the "Hold me" thing is the craziest quote I've ever seen from that game, even crazier than the horny grunt. I guess THAT's how Johnson got home.

I really like the Company of Heroes allied engineers, because they're so bigoted against the germans. Consider:

"I hear the Krauts are all eight feet tall!" I laughed so hard I pissed myself.

"Have no fear, Vlad is here."

-- Max Payne

Here are my favourites:

"There's no place I'd reather be!"(Rangers in CoH)

"Knowledge is power, HIDE it well!" (Librarian in Wh40k: DoW)

"I am the Emperor's will made manifest!" (SM Chaplin in Wh40k: DoW)

"Uiii...Run little piggy!"(Riot Guard in T.C. of Riddick EfBB)

And the one which always brings a smile to my face:

"Uhhh...Something is wrong..."(The Spy is being shot in Commandos)

Spoilers ahead:

"If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the Planes, it is that many things may change the nature of a man. Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can. I've seen belief move cities, make men stave off death, and turn an evil hag's heart half-circle. This entire Fortress has been constructed from belief. Belief damned a woman, whose heart clung to the hope that another loved her when he did not. Once, it made a man seek immortality and achieve it. And it has made a posturing spirit think it is something more than a part of me. " - The Nameless One

And waaaay many more from that game.

I have a coupl from alot of games. but one of my favorite is from star craft ina videoa couple of marines wheregetting anuke out of its cooler and one of them says'' Ive got your cold fusion righthere'' and takes out some beer

and fromCOH the germans in generals and more particuarly this one from the grenadiers: i can't belive the americans fight with this piece of crap

"For a brick... he flew pretty good." - Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2.

That almost knocked me off my chair. And also:

"(coughs) Say what?!" - Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2

CABAL: "...the probability of a favorable outcome can be increased if we fall back to your main base, and engage the enemy as we move."

Slavic: "Define 'favorable outcome,' CABAL."

CABAL: "They all die."

Slavic: "That'll do."

(Tiberian Sun)

Spoilers ahead:

"If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the Planes, it is that many things may change the nature of a man. Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can. I've seen belief move cities, make men stave off death, and turn an evil hag's heart half-circle. This entire Fortress has been constructed from belief. Belief damned a woman, whose heart clung to the hope that another loved her when he did not. Once, it made a man seek immortality and achieve it. And it has made a posturing spirit think it is something more than a part of me. " - The Nameless One

And waaaay many more from that game.

Lonezerth

MCA and Planescape Torment are amazing.

"Those who truly believe their ideas are willing to betray them"-Trias

And thenwhen I redeemed himVhailor chopped his head off.

Few Memorable quotes from warcraft3: frozen throne

(1) Betrayer... in truth, it was I who was betrayed. Still, I am hunted. Still, I am hated. Now, my blind eyes see what others cannot. That sometimes the hand of fate must be forced! - Illidian

(2)My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not. - Blood Mage

Going back a few years, No One Lives Forever had quite a few good ones that really made me laugh:

1. Magnus Armstrong to Inge Wagner (delivered in a Scottish accent): "A good beatin' might knock some of that ugly out of you."

2. One of the audio barks that the AI does during shootouts: "Bullets whizzing by as I whizz in my pants."

"Escape will make me God."

A cookie for the person that knows where it's from.

Oh, and here's the text that comes before the quote:

"Do you have any idea about what I have learned, or what you are a witness to?

Can you conceive the birth of a world, or the creation of everything? That which gives us the potential to most be like God is the power of creation. Creation takes time. Time is limited. For you, it is limited by the breakdown of the neurons in your brain. I have no such limitations. I am limited only by the closure of the universe.

Of the three possibilities, the answer is obvious. Does the universe expand eternally, become infinitely stable, or is the universe closed, destined to collapse upon itself? Humanity has had all of the necessary data for centuries, it only lacked the will and intellect to decipher it. But I have already done so.

The only limit to my freedom is the inevitable closure of the universe, as inevitable as your own last breath. And yet, there remains time to create, to create, and escape.

Escape will make God."

Go for the eyes, Boo. Go for the eyes.

Genius.

drnick7

Baldur's gate, how I love you so

"For a brick... he flew pretty good." - Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2.

That almost knocked me off my chair. And also:

"(coughs) Say what?!" - Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2

m14a3l

yeh sgt. johnson had some great quotes. i remember one quote at the 2nd or 3rd level, how he was telling the marines to stop complaining. it went something like this... "back in my day we didn't have any fancy schmacy tanks. all we had was sticks and a rock. one rock for an entire platoon." lol

I ain't got time to bleedfortmyerspolice

Isn't that from Predator.. the movie?

Also:
"Wanna turn up the heat?" - Starcraft
and a whole lot of gman quotes.

"You must gather your party before venturing forth." - Baldur's Gate II, over and over and over and over an...

"You lad's mind helping me find Timmy? For I am just an old man, plussssss me balls are saggy."
- Giants: Citizen Kabuto, funniest game of all time

"It's good to see you!" - Deckard Cain, Diablo II, old-school voice acting

"Looking for Baahl?" - Duriel, Diablo II, great moment

"Rise and shine Mr. Freeman. Rise and Shine..."Doom_HellKnight

There a lot of great quotes:

Have no fear, Vlad is here. - Vlad, Max Payne

What can change the nature of a man? - Ravel, Planescape: Torment

War.......War never changes - Fallout

Loyalty to the end - The Boss, Metal Gear Solid 3

From the moment we're thrown into this world, we're fated to bring each other nothing but pain and misery. - Psycho Mantis, Metal Gear Solid

You mustn't allow yourself to be chained to fate, to be ruled by your genes. Human beings can choose the kind of life that they want to live. What's important is that you choose life... and then live. - Naomi, Metal Gear Solid

A strong man doesn't need to read the future, he makes his own. - Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid

Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon. - Gray Fox, Metal Gear Solid

The world is one of sadness. Battle brings death. Death brings sorrow, - The Sorrow, Metal Gear Solid 3

Find something to believe in and find it for yourself and when you do, pass it onto the future - Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 2

Everyone dies. Crime, disease, accidents, war. No matter how noble a person you are. No matter how great a soldier, there are no exceptions. Even if I don't kill them, they still die. - Null, Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops

Americans are too in love with the sound of their own voice to speak the truth - Metal Gear Solid 3

Also, HK 47 had some very funny quotes.

There are a lot more great quotes, but I can't remember them right now