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#1 dos4gw82
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What's the difference between a mutual fund and a PC gamer?

The mutual fund eventually matures and starts making money!

*BUH-DUM TISH!*

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#2 vlin1108
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Why did the PC gamer cross the road?

To play World of Warcraft.

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#3 vedomedo
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[QUOTE="vlin1108"]

Why did the PC gamer cross the road?

To play World of Warcraft.

lol nice one
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What's better than the Xbox & Playstation.

The PC.

Hahahahaha.

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Q) Why do gamers prefer to play with their Personal Computers?

Ans1) Because it's personal.

Ans2) Because the alternatives have names like the "Playstation 3", the "XBox 360" and the "Wii" - all of which sound like things you would see on a night out in the more interesting quarters of Amsterdam.

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#6 _IronManDude_
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Why do people play games on the PC? Nude skins.
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Daikatana *boom boom*
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#8 not_wanted
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Best joke ever....

[spoiler] Duke Nukem Forever :P [/spoiler]

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#9 naval
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Well this joke's context was a but different but I modified it for pc gamers :P Two PC gamers were chatting in a gaming cafe after a WoW marathon. "Guess what, mate," says the first PC Gamer, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in real life." "What did you do?" says the other PC Gamer. "Well, I invited her over to mine, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off." "You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy. "I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk near my newly arrived Graphics card." "Really? You got a new Graphics card ? wow, what are the specs ?"
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Well this joke's context was a but different but I modified it for pc gamers :P Two PC gamers were chatting in a gaming cafe after a WoW marathon. "Guess what, mate," says the first PC Gamer, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in real life." "What did you do?" says the other PC Gamer. "Well, I invited her over to mine, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off." "You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy. "I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk near my newly arrived Graphics card." "Really? You got a new Graphics card ? wow, what are the specs ?"naval
lol @ Poor S.O.B.
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[QUOTE="naval"]Well this joke's context was a but different but I modified it for pc gamers :P Two PC gamers were chatting in a gaming cafe after a WoW marathon. "Guess what, mate," says the first PC Gamer, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in real life." "What did you do?" says the other PC Gamer. "Well, I invited her over to mine, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off." "You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy. "I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk near my newly arrived Graphics card." "Really? You got a new Graphics card ? wow, what are the specs ?"

That made me crack up lol.
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Well this joke's context was a but different but I modified it for pc gamers :P Two PC gamers were chatting in a gaming cafe after a WoW marathon. "Guess what, mate," says the first PC Gamer, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in real life." "What did you do?" says the other PC Gamer. "Well, I invited her over to mine, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off." "You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy. "I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk near my newly arrived Graphics card." "Really? You got a new Graphics card ? wow, what are the specs ?"naval

amazing amazing.

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#13 biggest_loser
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FEAR getting a score of 95/100 - thats the joke...
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Splinter Cell: Double Agent on PC - Joke1: crashes every 10min - Joke2: they CUT OUT CUTSCENES !!! - Joke3: Read Joke 2 again and cry
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[QUOTE="FelipeInside"]Splinter Cell: Double Agent on PC - Joke1: crashes every 10min - Joke2: they CUT OUT CUTSCENES !!! - Joke3: Read Joke 2 again and cry

What do they have instead of cutscenes?
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#17 Hellboard
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FEAR getting a score of 95/100 - thats the joke...biggest_loser
mafia getting a 9+ is a joke
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#18 Hellboard
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[QUOTE="Ghost_702"][QUOTE="naval"]Well this joke's context was a but different but I modified it for pc gamers :P Two PC gamers were chatting in a gaming cafe after a WoW marathon. "Guess what, mate," says the first PC Gamer, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in real life." "What did you do?" says the other PC Gamer. "Well, I invited her over to mine, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off." "You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy. "I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk near my newly arrived Graphics card." "Really? You got a new Graphics card ? wow, what are the specs ?"

That made me crack up lol.

i did laughing thats a joke, or should i say real life story
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[QUOTE="biggest_loser"][QUOTE="FelipeInside"]Splinter Cell: Double Agent on PC - Joke1: crashes every 10min - Joke2: they CUT OUT CUTSCENES !!! - Joke3: Read Joke 2 again and cry

What do they have instead of cutscenes?

Cutscenes....but they cut out some of them so the story doesnt make much sense...
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[QUOTE="biggest_loser"]FEAR getting a score of 95/100 - thats the joke...Hellboard
mafia getting a 9+ is a joke

Nope, Mafia totally deserves a high score. FEAR on the other hand.. yeah 95/100 is a bit of a joke, even though the game was still quite good, I'd say its about only 80/100 good.

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[QUOTE="FelipeInside"][QUOTE="biggest_loser"][QUOTE="FelipeInside"]Splinter Cell: Double Agent on PC - Joke1: crashes every 10min - Joke2: they CUT OUT CUTSCENES !!! - Joke3: Read Joke 2 again and cry

What do they have instead of cutscenes?

Cutscenes....but they cut out some of them so the story doesnt make much sense...

Yeah, I just assumed the story sucked, but I wondered if something was missing. At the end of the first mission, I was kind of wondering what Lambert was doing up in the arctic, and why Sam seemed to know something I didn't as he rushed into the helicopter. I suppose I should be thankful that I could even finish the first mission, because I couldn't until the first patch was released.
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#22 Hellboard
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[QUOTE="Hellboard"][QUOTE="biggest_loser"]FEAR getting a score of 95/100 - thats the joke...pinneyapple

mafia getting a 9+ is a joke

Nope, Mafia totally deserves a high score. FEAR on the other hand.. yeah 95/100 is a bit of a joke, even though the game was still quite good, I'd say its about only 80/100 good.

really? fear was advanced mafia was mediocre and looked broken.... in fear they spend time to make the gameplay appropriate in mafia the game play was unappropriated, defently not what you call a proper gameplay, but fear has one of the best in the shooter category
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#23 biggest_loser
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[QUOTE="pinneyapple"]

[QUOTE="Hellboard"] mafia getting a 9+ is a jokeHellboard

Nope, Mafia totally deserves a high score. FEAR on the other hand.. yeah 95/100 is a bit of a joke, even though the game was still quite good, I'd say its about only 80/100 good.

really? fear was advanced mafia was mediocre and looked broken.... in fear they spend time to make the gameplay appropriate in mafia the game play was unappropriated, defently not what you call a proper gameplay, but fear has one of the best in the shooter category

What do you mean by appropriate?
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simple you dont get killed in fear because the ai plays weird, in mafia guns dont kill and cant hit crap you find your self frustrated and dead, eg meele combat in mafia is a total ridiculous joke that looks under mediocrity therefore it plays like balls, like a very low budget crappy game that the developers didnt even spent a while trying to make it more appropriate, eg in hitman 1 and 2 the enemy ai is moving very weird and shoots as fast as they cane, especially when they shoot you they look like dancing on the floor or something and you cant just pop their head cuz you miss either left or right, thats not aproperiate and they spend some time fixing it, simply in fear if you check the commentary in the directors cut edition, they checked alot of stuff, was it too hard, too easy, not real enough to real, not fun, too frustrating to move thru the levels? Was it broken? we fixed it, but in mafia gun play feels like FAIL especially the sniper rilfe doest kill at once eve if you shoot the chest or the throat, the enemies survive and its pretty frustrating an unreallistic or the fact that you cant move while get shoted... or simply beyond realism and being easy or hard a simple example would be:

shooting someone 6 times in close range running out of ammo while he is still alive and lose all your 100% health just because he shot you once with the tommy gun !!!! But i unloaded a pistol on him??? Thats not appropriate or the fact that your racing vehicle get ass beep in the race and if it rolls over it chops your head off and you die but the other drivers simply pop up to their original position... thats not appropriate..assassin creed has similar fails in combat maybe you will like its combat...

But the point is that there is zero frustration of fear and nothing in inappropriate, ok the levels could have been better but fear 2 will fix that problem Simply mafia designers thought, that if we can play it that well so will the public but they miss the fact that they master they game play mechanics while they were developing all that time, something that the players did not because its survival mission after mision with weapon jumping and you gonna need about 100 to learn how to play, something thats not available in mafia because its not gta, simply mission progression is not appropriate it should go more easy on you and a bit more tutorial or like fear or cod gta games, but mafia is more like starting a new game on the higher difficulty when you aware that its mechanics are weird and you never play it before like the designers did for ALL that time in development, simple amateur designers issue, but in fear they had a whole team to pay attention to the gameplay and final product plus testers in order to fix all these, same in left 4 dead, thats how you make the game appropriate.

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[QUOTE="Hellboard"]simple you dont get killed in fear because the ai plays weird, in mafia guns dont kill and cant hit crap you find your self frustrated and dead, eg meele combat in mafia is a total ridiculous joke that looks under mediocrity therefore it plays like balls, like a very low budget crappy game that the developers didnt even spent a while trying to make it more appropriate, eg in hitman 1 and 2 the enemy ai is moving very weird and shoots as fast as they cane, especially when they shoot you they look like dancing on the floor or something and you cant just pop their head cuz you miss either left or right, thats not aproperiate and they spend some time fixing it, simply in fear if you check the commentary in the directors cut edition, they checked alot of stuff, was it too hard, too easy, not real enough to real, not fun, too frustrating to move thru the levels? Was it broken? we fixed it, but in mafia gun play feels like FAIL especially the sniper rilfe doest kill at once eve if you shoot the chest or the throat, the enemies survive and its pretty frustrating an unreallistic or the fact that you cant move while get shoted... or simply beyond realism and being easy or hard a simple example would be: 1 shooting someone 6 times in close range running out of ammo while he is still alive and lose all your 100% health just because he shot you once with the tommy gun !!!! But i unloaded a pistol on him??? Thats not appropriate or the fact that your racing vehicle get ass beep in the race and if it rolls over it chops your head off and you die but the other drivers simply pop up to their original position... thats not appropriate..assassin creed has similar fails in combat maybe you like the combat... But the point is that there is zero frustration of fear and nothing in inappropriate, ok the levels could have been better but fear 2 will fix that problem Simply mafia designers thought, that if we can play it that well so will the public but they miss the fact that they master they game play mechanics while they were developing all that time, something that the players did not because its survival mission after mision with weapon jumping and you gonna need about 100 to learn how to play, something thats not available in mafia because its not gta, simply mission progression is not appropriate it should go more easy on you and a bit more tutorial or like fear or cod gta games, but mafia is more like starting a new game on the higher difficulty when you aware that its mechanics are weird and you never play it before like the designers did for ALL that time in development, simple amateur designers issue, but in fear they had a whole team to pay attention to the gameplay and final product plus testers in order to fix all these, same in left 4 dead, thats how you make the game appropriate.

You are taking into account that there is 3 years between the technology of these games and that Mafia is from a completely different era.
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#26 Hellboard
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yeah but half life had that appropriate gameplay..for example
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yeah but half life had that appropriate gameplay..for exampleHellboard
Can't you look at the other aspects of the game like the storytelling though? like its pretty harsh to dismiss the game purely on the gunplay.
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#28 Hellboard
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mostly i look on gunplay thats why i didnt like crysis and chronicles or riddick much, which have something in comment, no research on the gameplay, riddick needed to be released before movie release, so they will finish it in the remake, also stlalker has that issues its nothing of what promised but they fix it in he sequel and add bugs :lol: well the fans also made the oblivion lost, i dont like games that dont take some time to make everything appropriate eg bioshock wins that award... as for the other aspects, what aspects? free play? its not there as for story... honestly i force myself to watch it all in youtube and i got bored, i dont like how he screws everyone and get screwed in the ending, but iv sen that story in a movie so it didnt really made me see anything especially at those missions "lucky bastard" i felt like its trying to extend itself, most missions felt meaningless after the scene with Sarah, its was like the story took the downfall after that, san Andreas has better story...
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best joke.....

gta4 runs on ma' intel 865 motherboard graphics(64 mb!!!!!!) hahaha!:P

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#30 Hellboard
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best joke.....

gta4 runs on ma' intel 865 motherboard graphics(64 mb!!!!!!) hahaha!:P

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i got a better one, 8600 gt recommended for gta iv :lol:
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Why did the man with too many routers fail to get a connection? He went a bridge too far.... :| Thank you, thank you... I'll be here all week.... playing WoW and getting involved in edrama over which is the best class in Diablo 2
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#32 TheBigBadGRIM
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read my sig. thats the best joke.
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Would you kindly?
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Why did the man with too many routers fail to get a connection? He went a bridge too far.... :| Thank you, thank you... I'll be here all week.... playing WoW and getting involved in edrama over which is the best class in Diablo 2clembo1990
Druid.
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[QUOTE="clembo1990"]Why did the man with too many routers fail to get a connection? He went a bridge too far.... :| Thank you, thank you... I'll be here all week.... playing WoW and getting involved in edrama over which is the best class in Diablo 2death919
Druid.

Necromancer >:C
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[QUOTE="death919"][QUOTE="clembo1990"]Why did the man with too many routers fail to get a connection? He went a bridge too far.... :| Thank you, thank you... I'll be here all week.... playing WoW and getting involved in edrama over which is the best class in Diablo 2clembo1990
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Necromancer >:C

I agree with necro, he rocks
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"Can it run Crysis"?
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#38 Hellboard
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"Can it run Crysis"?lucky326
or i can max gta iv :lol:
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[QUOTE="naval"][QUOTE="clembo1990"][QUOTE="death919"] Druid.

Necromancer >:C

I agree with necro, he rocks

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Gordon Freeman > Solid Snake... OH BURN!!!!