Sex Cards in Witcher

I bought the steam version for cheap, question...during the first love scene, a card with a clothed woman appears to be blocking the background sex scene. So is this censored or uuncesnored. Is there anyway to not make that card appear?

I take it the director's cut is supposed have the full blown nudity, but the first card seems to be obscuring the view..lol

oh an btw, according to steam, my version, since i just bought it, IS the uncnesored version....i just dont get way a card of a clothed woman is censoring the "action"

If I remember correctly, thats the only card that is clothed.

If I remember correctly, thats the only card that is clothed.

w00tcolors169

[QUOTE="w00tcolors169"]

If I remember correctly, thats the only card that is clothed.

GeneralShowzer

If I remember correctly, thats the only card that is clothed.

[QUOTE="w00tcolors169"]

If I remember correctly, thats the only card that is clothed.

GeneralShowzer

yeah sorry man you lucked out tbh buddy the only game with ACTUAL porn would be TES4 and gta: san andreas.. but both require heavy modding.

The cards in the NA release have clothing on the women. The uncensored versions do not ( except one i think). Their placement within your viewing area will be the same regardless.

So there no way to see whats going on 'behind' the cards? haha

I think if they didnt have that card it would have to be rated Ao

So there no way to see whats going on 'behind' the cards? haha

multiplat

So there no way to see whats going on 'behind' the cards? haha

multiplat

yeah sorry man you lucked out tbh buddy the only game with ACTUAL porn would be TES4 and gta: san andreas.. but both require heavy modding.aura_enchanted

[QUOTE="GeneralShowzer"][QUOTE="w00tcolors169"]

If I remember correctly, thats the only card that is clothed.

aura_enchanted

yeah sorry man you lucked out tbh buddy the only game with ACTUAL porn would be TES4 and gta: san andreas.. but both require heavy modding.

[QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="GeneralShowzer"] The problem is he wants softcore pornography in his video games.kris9031998

[QUOTE="aura_enchanted"]yeah sorry man you lucked out tbh buddy the only game with ACTUAL porn would be TES4 and gta: san andreas.. but both require heavy modding.ChiliDragon

oh rly? check my pm i sent you then say that again..

seriously tes4 is REALLY bad for this stuff with mods on..second to an actual adult entertainment VG.. im not posting its contents here as id probably get reported/banhammered (probably will get anyway but i prefer my chances with one vs the entire sum)

[QUOTE="ChiliDragon"][QUOTE="aura_enchanted"]yeah sorry man you lucked out tbh buddy the only game with ACTUAL porn would be TES4 and gta: san andreas.. but both require heavy modding.aura_enchanted

oh rly? check my pm i sent you then say that again..

I think if they didnt have that card it would have to be rated Ao

Darksonic666

Which is pretty ridiculous..

[QUOTE="Darksonic666"]

I think if they didnt have that card it would have to be rated Ao

sSubZerOo

Which is pretty ridiculous..

not really itd simply keep it from minors.. i actually am hppy whena game gets an A ratings.. 9/10 if the cashier even SEES your with copy of it in your hands and a minor near the other they give you shaddy looks.

Even the uncensored version doesn't show anything...it's like Fable. When your character has intercourse, the screen will go black and you just hear noises. The cards will show some flesh, but it's nothing special. We've all seen boobs before, and they're much better in person.

Even the uncensored version doesn't show anything...it's like Fable. When your character has intercourse, the screen will go black and you just hear noises. The cards will show some flesh, but it's nothing special. We've all seen boobs before, and they're much better in person.

StrawberryHill

very win statement

just go on youtube and look at the cards, or google it lol

Just google porn.LTZH

[QUOTE="aura_enchanted"]yeah sorry man you lucked out tbh buddy the only game with ACTUAL porn would be TES4 and gta: san andreas.. but both require heavy modding.ChiliDragon

Just go to the official Witcher forums and register there - they have the links and files to uncensor the different versions of the gameAvenger1324

Just go to the official Witcher forums and register there - they have the links and files to uncensor the different versions of the gameAvenger1324

Just google porn.LTZH

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[QUOTE="Darksonic666"]

I think if they didnt have that card it would have to be rated Ao

aura_enchanted

Which is pretty ridiculous..

not really itd simply keep it from minors.. i actually am hppy whena game gets an A ratings.. 9/10 if the cashier even SEES your with copy of it in your hands and a minor near the other they give you shaddy looks.

Its rated M mature.. The same age in the US where a person is able to purchase a rated R movie.. Movies that can have huge amounts of sex and nudity in it.. So yet again ridiculous especially when its specifically just drawn nudity on cards.

[QUOTE="LTZH"]Just google porn.Mr_Versipellis

For comparative reasons check yours against these:

http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Category:The_Witcher_%28computer_game%29_images_--_Sex_cards

Oh and if you need help finding then all:

http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Sex_Cards_by_Act

[QUOTE="Avenger1324"]Just go to the official Witcher forums and register there - they have the links and files to uncensor the different versions of the gamekieranb2000

yes, thank you for clarifying this. Makes sense now. and for others, obviously Witcher is enjoyable bc of the RPG goodness, but i was just curious which version i got, because the cards, any cards, were supposed to be coverning the scenes or not?

[QUOTE="aura_enchanted"]yeah sorry man you lucked out tbh buddy the only game with ACTUAL porn would be TES4 and gta: san andreas.. but both require heavy modding.ChiliDragon

Bonetown is a porno game. I'm sure there are others as well I haven't heard of..

[QUOTE="kieranb2000"][QUOTE="Avenger1324"]Just go to the official Witcher forums and register there - they have the links and files to uncensor the different versions of the gamemultiplat

yes, thank you for clarifying this. Makes sense now. and for others, obviously Witcher is enjoyable bc of the RPG goodness, but i was just curious which version i got, because the cards, any cards, were supposed to be coverning the scenes or not?

I think if they didnt have that card it would have to be rated Ao

Darksonic666

Strangely enough, despite the nudity, decapitations and drug use, the uncensored version of the game only got an M15+ rating in Australia. :P

The problem is he wants softcore pornography in his video games.GeneralShowzer

I'd sig that if I had a sig. I really don't see the point of playing a game just for a few seconds of cartoon nipples - animated sex in games usually just feels awkward or hilariously immature unless it's essential to the plot/mood/setting (and it almost always isn't).

[QUOTE="multiplat"]

[QUOTE="kieranb2000"]He is almost definitely playing the uncensored version, he is just misunderstanding what was censored. When the Witcher was released the non-european versions of the game had censored versions of the Collectable Cards you get for having sex with an NPC. Behind these cards a scene is played that is kinda the sex scene (you can't really make anything out) he thought that in the uncensored version the card would be gone, when in actual fact the censoring refers to the actual content ON the card, the pictures of the women.Makari

yes, thank you for clarifying this. Makes sense now. and for others, obviously Witcher is enjoyable bc of the RPG goodness, but i was just curious which version i got, because the cards, any cards, were supposed to be coverning the scenes or not?

[QUOTE="Mr_Versipellis"][QUOTE="LTZH"]Just google porn.Nibroc420

Bit of a waste of money on your end since the Enhanced Edition patch uncensored the censored versions :Pkieranb2000

[QUOTE="w00tcolors169"]

If I remember correctly, thats the only card that is clothed.

GeneralShowzer

[QUOTE="GeneralShowzer"][QUOTE="w00tcolors169"]

If I remember correctly, thats the only card that is clothed.

StopThePresses

It only felt out of place specifically due to the society you were brought up in.. From what I have seen, most Europeans that have played this game were neutral on it.

[QUOTE="StopThePresses"]

[QUOTE="GeneralShowzer"]

The problem is he wants softcore pornography in his video games.sSubZerOo

It only felt out of place specifically due to the society you were brought up in.. From what I have seen, most Europeans that have played this game were neutral on it.

[QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]

[QUOTE="StopThePresses"]

The problem is that the developers thought that somehow added to the game. Collectible nudie cards? Seriously, they took an otherwise fairly adult game and paradoxically cheapened it and made it feel childish with that "adult" content that felt completely out of place.

StopThePresses

It only felt out of place specifically due to the society you were brought up in.. From what I have seen, most Europeans that have played this game were neutral on it.

[QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]

[QUOTE="StopThePresses"]

The problem is that the developers thought that somehow added to the game. Collectible nudie cards? Seriously, they took an otherwise fairly adult game and paradoxically cheapened it and made it feel childish with that "adult" content that felt completely out of place.

StopThePresses

It only felt out of place specifically due to the society you were brought up in.. From what I have seen, most Europeans that have played this game were neutral on it.

.. Why not? Don't you think logically speaking its pretty ridiculous that the game can't have nudity in it.. It has racism, profanity, graphic violence.. But NO NO drawn nudity is where you draw the line to what you would consider childish or "out of place".. Am I the only one to think that seems awfully ridiculous?

And exaclty, maybe because Europe doesn't have the exact same ridiculous taboos people in the State has when it comes to nudity vs's graphic violence.

[QUOTE="StopThePresses"]

[QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]

It only felt out of place specifically due to the society you were brought up in.. From what I have seen, most Europeans that have played this game were neutral on it.

ChiliDragon

People like to think people were less promescuious back then, and they were all fine and upstanding people.. Boy how wrong they were. Knights were not the virtous men in shining armor, they were the mafia enforcers of the local lord..

I love how geralt **** his way though all the women in the game.

[QUOTE="StopThePresses"]

[QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]

It only felt out of place specifically due to the society you were brought up in.. From what I have seen, most Europeans that have played this game were neutral on it.

sSubZerOo

.. Why not? Don't you think logically speaking its pretty ridiculous that the game can't have nudity in it.. It has racism, profanity, graphic violence.. But NO NO drawn nudity is where you draw the line to what you would consider childish or "out of place".. Am I the only one to think that seems awfully ridiculous?

And exaclty, maybe because Europe doesn't have the exact same ridiculous taboos people in the State has when it comes to nudity vs's graphic violence.

[QUOTE="ChiliDragon"][QUOTE="StopThePresses"] So are those the people they were meant for, people who felt neutral about them?

sSubZerOo

People like to think people were less promescuious back then, and they were all fine and upstanding people.. Boy how wrong they were. Knights were not the virtous men in shining armor, they were the mafia enforcers of the local lord..