Sign here if you want to see Alyx and Gordon do the sexy time in EP: 3

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#1 Dopemonk736
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JK :P. But seriously :|
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#2 SorasGhost009
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lol sure
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#3 GiveMeIce
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What's with all the Alyxand Gordon topics?
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#4 Phelaidar
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fingering? I mean, we only see his hands and some "huh" sound when he falls.
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#5 THGarrett
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Only if it's interactive where players press the forward and backward key to simulate thrusting. :D
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#6 Hot_Potato
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My naughty parts moved a bit
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#7 Citan76
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No. The most I would allow would be a close up of her face with her making the motion of kissing then her giggling and a fade to the credits. The rest would be up to your imagination. Anymore is distasteful.
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#8 acidBURN1942
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I hope Alyx dies, that ****
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#9 mrbojangles25  Online
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lol funny topic. No, I dont want to see it. But if they imply it, sure that sounds cool.

Frankly I would like to see a flock of little Gordon and Alyx kids walking around. That would be a cool ending. A sort of "five years later" deal.

btw is episode 3 going to be the end of the Halfife series? Or at least the end of Gordon's story (I still want Opposing Force 2)?

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JK :P. But seriously :|Dopemonk736

i hope he finally punches her in the face and said "B**CH QUIT GOING UNCONSCIOUS!"

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#11 acidBURN1942
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[QUOTE="Dopemonk736"]JK :P. But seriously :|phalluman

i hope he finally punches her in the face and said "B**CH QUIT GOING UNCONSCIOUS!"

if that happens, I will hunt gabe newell down and shake his hand.
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#12 Judza
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Topic ends before it begins. How tragic.
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#13 Syzgygy
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I hope Alyx dies, that ****acidBURN1942

Haha, excellent post.

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#15 blarg_blarg
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Only if it's interactive where players press the forward and backward key to simulate thrusting. :DTHGarrett

Agreed. Just like God of War

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#16 blarg_blarg
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My naughty parts moved a bitHot_Potato

What is wrong with you? Not alyx man

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#17 OoSuperMarioO
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My threads get lock and this doesnt. Breaking my heart Gamespot :(
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#18 biggest_loser
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Hey! You got that idea from me. I suggested they would get busy. Didn't you see my thread?

Well I'll still sign it. *Sign*

I think it will happen whether people like it or not and whichever way Valve decides to present it. Live with it people! Its normal part of life! Even if you're religious!

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#19 Dopemonk736
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Hey! You got that idea from me. I suggested they would get busy. Didn't you see my thread?

Well I'll still sign it. *Sign*

I think it will happen whether people like it or not and whichever way Valve decides to present it. Live with it people! Its normal part of life! Even if you're religious!

biggest_loser

I saw it after I made this thread (the one with the cake I think). BTW, The cake is a lie!

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#20 GiveMeIce
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[QUOTE="biggest_loser"]

Hey! You got that idea from me. I suggested they would get busy. Didn't you see my thread?

Well I'll still sign it. *Sign*

I think it will happen whether people like it or not and whichever way Valve decides to present it. Live with it people! Its normal part of life! Even if you're religious!

Dopemonk736

I saw it after I made this thread (the one with the cake I think). BTW, The cake is a lie!

Pft... you bet your *** the cake is a lie!

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#21 biggest_loser
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You need to open your eyes my friend....the forums are not for the blind...

Anywho, I expect some form of royalty and credit and that I can also post as many remarks as I wish -

As part of the merger and partnership that I now call "Dopey Loser" (think about it) we must get people to generate ideas about how Gordon and Alyx and going to get jiggy so to speak...and by that I mean how are they going to present this scene not the various positions that should partake - I'm sure the two of them have already worked that out.

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You need to open your eyes my friend....the forums are not for the blind...

Anywho, I expect some form of royalty and credit and that I can also post as many remarks as I wish -

As part of the merger and partnership that I now call "Dopey Loser" (think about it) we must get people to generate ideas about how Gordon and Alyx and going to get jiggy so to speak...and by that I mean how are they going to present this scene not the various positions that should partake - I'm sure the two of them have already worked that out.

biggest_loser

you can have 10% of the profits, but no more! I say we have a full blown sex scene, AO rating 8)

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#23 GiveMeIce
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With all that said and done, it can encourage a sequel and Lil Freeman will be the new main character. Then when there is a scene with Lil Freeman and his dad, it would just me a huge awkward silence for a few minutes.

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#24 biggest_loser
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Done.

Ahem...

*Addresses angry Gamespot Mob*

"Now my friends...I must ask you: How will Valve stage this sex scene? Will it all go dark and we won't be able to see but hear what is happening? Whats the go people! Tell me how Lombardi is going to stage this one!!"

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It wouldn't be very eventful seeing as how Gordon is just a pair of hands.
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#26 biggest_loser
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He could do a lot with those!

But like I said they might not actually SHOW us the scene happening. We could just hear it perhaps! Now that would be interesting. Maybe they might just talk about it.

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#27 JP_Russell
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No. The most I would allow would be a close up of her face with her making the motion of kissing then her giggling and a fade to the credits. The rest would be up to your imagination. Anymore is distasteful.Citan76

My thoughts exactly.

btw is episode 3 going to be the end of the Halfife series? Or at least the end of Gordon's story (I still want Opposing Force 2)?

mrbojangles25

No. Valve have stated before that they do fully intend to make HL3 one day. They have no plans to end the series as of yet.

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#28 JP_Russell
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I think it will happen whether people like it or not and whichever way Valve decides to present it. Live with it people! Its normal part of life!

biggest_loser

Somehow I don't think that's why you want the sex scene to exist. I totally agree that it's normal, but if you're going to use that as the reason to not be against it, it had better be the reason you are for it, which it of course is not.

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#29 biggest_loser
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Why would it be distasteful? Because its a video game?

How are we ever going to mature as a platform if the game plots don't start looking at elements of life in a mature way? It would be a natural way (literally) for Valve to convey how their relationship has grown!

I would like to see a game take the leap and possibility of controversey to breakdown the barriers of storytelling between films, tv shows and games once and for all! Valve is the company to do it!

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#30 Ps2stony
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To all who came in here, hoping for the obvious thing:Ever heard ofPORN!?
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To all who came in here, hoping for the obvious thing:Ever heard ofPORN!?Ps2stony

Oh please. Read what I have written above this. Its more about being horny and seeing Vance's "girls" okay lol?

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#32 Ps2stony
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[QUOTE="Ps2stony"]To all who came in here, hoping for the obvious thing:Ever heard ofPORN!?biggest_loser

Oh please. Read what I have written above this. Its more about being horny and seeing Vance's "girls" okay lol?

I read it.

So you're saying that if you worked for Valve you'd add porn not because you know non-gamerpervs will buy it, but because it's looking at life in a mature way?

Or... Is that completely off-topic...!?

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#33 JP_Russell
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Why would it be distasteful? Because its a video game?

How are we ever going to mature as a platform if the game plots don't start looking at elements of life in a mature way? It would be a natural way (literally) for Valve to convey how their relationship has grown!

I would like to see a game take the leap and possibility of controversey to breakdown the barriers of storytelling between films, tv shows and games once and for all! Valve is the company to do it!

biggest_loser

Your argument falls flat because neither you nor anyone else wants the sex scene for the purpose of advancing maturity in games or because it's natural, you want it so you can look at boobs and ass and be sexually aroused and gratified by yet another form of media.

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#34 Ps2stony
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Your argument falls flat because neither you nor anyone else wants the sex scene for the purpose of advancing maturity in games or because it's natural, you want it so you can look at boobs and ass and be sexually aroused and gratified by yet another form of media.

JP_Russell
Wow... You just described a man's greatest ambition =0
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#35 criegz
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If Valve does implement some sort of Sexual Scene, it will be just like the ones in 300.

"For Sparta!"

"All will know; that 300 Spartan's gave their Last Breath to defend it!"

Aaand so forth.

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#36 zipozal
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It's a black mark on the series that they already haven't or at least implied in some way that they did. Think about it, does it not seem extremely PG of them to have not done it already after all they've been through? In the real world if two young adults were embarking on such an adventure they'd be taking breaks to let loose often, in real life in the driving scenes Alex would be sucking off Gorden and so on...
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Why would it be distasteful? Because its a video game?

How are we ever going to mature as a platform if the game plots don't start looking at elements of life in a mature way? It would be a natural way (literally) for Valve to convey how their relationship has grown!

I would like to see a game take the leap and possibility of controversey to breakdown the barriers of storytelling between films, tv shows and games once and for all! Valve is the company to do it!

biggest_loser

Television and mainstream movies imply sex or just has a bedroom scene but nothing to graphic for the viewing audience? Also, what is your obsession with making the game into a porno? I'd rather be able to let my younger cousins play the game and become a fan, instead of barring him from it due to extreme sexual content.

Now, if they did a whole "Gets married and closes door to honeymoon suite" ending then I'm fine but we don't need to go and see everything or even hear it.

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#38 biggest_loser
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[QUOTE="biggest_loser"]

Why would it be distasteful? Because its a video game?

How are we ever going to mature as a platform if the game plots don't start looking at elements of life in a mature way? It would be a natural way (literally) for Valve to convey how their relationship has grown!

I would like to see a game take the leap and possibility of controversey to breakdown the barriers of storytelling between films, tv shows and games once and for all! Valve is the company to do it!

JP_Russell

Your argument falls flat because neither you nor anyone else wants the sex scene for the purpose of advancing maturity in games or because it's natural, you want it so you can look at boobs and ass and be sexually aroused and gratified by yet another form of media.

You can't prove what I or anyone else wants. Simple.

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#39 biggest_loser
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[QUOTE="biggest_loser"]

Why would it be distasteful? Because its a video game?

How are we ever going to mature as a platform if the game plots don't start looking at elements of life in a mature way? It would be a natural way (literally) for Valve to convey how their relationship has grown!

I would like to see a game take the leap and possibility of controversey to breakdown the barriers of storytelling between films, tv shows and games once and for all! Valve is the company to do it!

Cdscottie

Television and mainstream movies imply sex or just has a bedroom scene but nothing to graphic for the viewing audience? Also, what is your obsession with making the game into a porno? I'd rather be able to let my younger cousins play the game and become a fan, instead of barring him from it due to extreme sexual content.

Now, if they did a whole "Gets married and closes door to honeymoon suite" ending then I'm fine but we don't need to go and see everything or even hear it.

What does it have to become a "porno" as you put it. This thing you see as sleazy and evil? Its a goddamn way of expressing how much they love each other and how far they have come in their relationship!!

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#40 ShotGunBunny
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JK :P. Dopemonk736


Awwww. I wanted to make a petition "Sign here if Half Life fans have no life".
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#41 fireandcloud
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umm... i just want episode 3 to be a great game, is all...
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#42 biggest_loser
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I think we all do boyo..its going to be huge. The expectation for this game, with the discussion it is generating, is bigger than the other two put together.
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#43 fireandcloud
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I think we all do boyo..its going to be huge. The expectation for this game, with the discussion it is generating, is bigger than the other two put together.biggest_loser

i hope so. :) can't wait... any news, valve, sooner rather than later, would be much appreciated!!!

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#44 Impulsive20
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If anything they might showAlyx kiss him or something i can see that happening in ep 3

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#45 biggest_loser
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That would be immersive having Alyx come right up to the screen basically and kiss it lol. Well use your imagination people! Would anyone like to see an exclusive photo I found!!
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#46 fireandcloud
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That would be immersive having Alyx come right up to the screen basically and kiss it lol. Well use your imagination people! Would anyone like to see an exclusive photo I found!!biggest_loser

yes please! :D

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#48 fireandcloud
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May God (and the moderators) have mercy on us all ....

biggest_loser

oh, i thought it was going to be a funny one... not sure if this is appropriate for the forum...

someone should start a thread of all the cosplay pics they find on the web. all the pics people posted on your wedding thread were really funny!

i found one of alyx that was pretty good.

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#49 zeus_gb
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No i'd rather have the sexy time myself.

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#50 biggest_loser
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Whoops it was the wrong one! Here is the one I wanted to show you ahem...