Game: Crysis
You come into work one day and your boss says ur fired... you stand up and glare... "maximum strength" :P
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Game: Crysis
You come into work one day and your boss says ur fired... you stand up and glare... "maximum strength" :P
Funny topic!!! I made one about BF2 some time ago, so Im going to pull up one from that topic
You take BF2 too seriously when you need to catch a cab and start running after it while yelling "Hey, I need a ride!!!"
Game: css
in the presidential run, a candidate at the election says to his people "type votekick this person!"
Game: css
in the presidential run, a candidate at the election says to his people "type votekick this person!"
SharpFlame
LOL!!! Thats quite funny.
Another one:
You take BF2 too seriously when you are on the street and start looking desperately for cover when you hear a jet pass by.
You're about to get intimate with your girlfriend and you say, "Get in position and wait for my go."DragonfireXZ95
At the end of said intimacy, you yell, "Get outta there, it's gonna blow!"
[QUOTE="SharpFlame"]Game: Crysis
You come into work one day and your boss says ur fired... you stand up and glare... "maximum strength" :P
Nigel_Tufnel
THEN YOU BEND HIM OVER AND GIVE HIM MAXIMUM STRENGTH IN THE ANUS!!!
WOOT WOOT, TOOT TOO!!!
[QUOTE="WhiteSnake5000"][QUOTE="Nigel_Tufnel"][QUOTE="SharpFlame"]Game: Crysis
You come into work one day and your boss says ur fired... you stand up and glare... "maximum strength" :P
Nigel_Tufnel
THEN YOU BEND HIM OVER AND GIVE HIM MAXIMUM STRENGTH IN THE ANUS!!!
WOOT WOOT, TOOT TOO!!!
Quite, Jihadi, or YOU'RE NEXT!
WOOT WOOT, TOOT TOOT!!!
You mean quiet :P
game: company of heroes
when you see a rathole in your house ou go to the nearest store and buy some mines,then you plant them right in front of the rathole.
then you turn to your family while theyr having lunch and scream "IF A RAT FARTS IN THIS DAMNEDMINE FIELD I WHANT HIS A$$ BLOWN SKY HIGH!!!"
The sad thing is this is true about someone I lived with for a year...
Game: Everquest
To intimidate your enemies you warn them of your maxed out harm touch and note that it's been 70 minutes since you used it last...only two minutes left to refresh...do you feel lucky?
YOu've been playing too much Oblivion when:
You pick up all the crap in your room and bring it to the nearest shop, expecting they'll buy it all.
You start kneeling nextto your sleeping roommate and walking back and forth, hoping it'll get you better at sneaking around.
Before buying anything, for about 5 minutes you alternate between threatening the salesman, telling him jokes, boasting about your lifeand praising him.
[QUOTE="DragonfireXZ95"][QUOTE="DragonfireXZ95"]You're about to get intimate with your girlfriend and you say, "Get in position and wait for my go."aay_jay
At the end of said intimacy, you yell, "Get outta there, it's gonna blow!"
LOL gave me a good laugh there
Lol!!! same here
[QUOTE="aay_jay"][QUOTE="DragonfireXZ95"][QUOTE="DragonfireXZ95"]You're about to get intimate with your girlfriend and you say, "Get in position and wait for my go."Whermacht02
At the end of said intimacy, you yell, "Get outta there, it's gonna blow!"
LOL gave me a good laugh there
Lol!!! same here
ME ****ING THREE!!!
Game: CSS
You turn to your buddy at work and say "this map is getting boring..."
SharpFlame
haha great. sounds like something my friend or i would say
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