When you take games to seriously

Game: Bioshock

You go up to a vending machine and expect to hear "Welcome! To the circus of values!".

Game: Rainbow 6 Vegas

You go up to an open doorwayand try to take cover against it and without your head pointing in that direction, you expect to be able to see whats coming towards it.

u know uve played too much deus ex 1 when u start hiding from cameras without realising ure doing it. i was like that for a few weeks....good times :D.

u know uve played too much splinter cell ure only walking in shadows and have sudden urges to pistol whip ppl as they pass by.....im still footing the bill for that :S.

You've played too many games when you look out the window, see that its raining and say "someone must have turned the weather effects on"

You've played too many games when you look at an old photograph and think "the graphics really sucked back then".

When you consider the fact that all that your computer is missing is a vagina

....eugh....

Lawnwake

What???? You mean it doesn't??? Then whathave I been sticking my.........OMG........

Game: Counter Strike

True story. On September 11th, when the twin towers fell, my brother called me up and said "Terrorists win!" in the announcer voice.

Sorry if I offend anyone. But it's funny.

Game: bf2

you find yourselfsaying the phrases from when you press and hold the "q" button, at random while say, making a drink in the kitchen.

your friend gets tackled playing football, you deliberately run over to help him up if he needs it or not and say "you'll live buddy, now get back to the fight!"

Your housemate buys you a drink and in your best american accent say "thanks, i owe you one!"

same housemate gets the joke cos while your at lectures hes in your room playing battlefield.

You know who you are chris, simon, matt and gareth!

When you tell an ugly person he/she needs to upgrade his/her Graphics Card.waspoeder

All of these are gold, but I like this one a lot. I am so using this one on my friends. Hmm gamer with friends? Paradox in itself!

[QUOTE="DragonfireXZ95"]You're about to get intimate with your girlfriend and you say, "Get in position and wait for my go."shaneras

LOL!!!!@X!X@!111z!!x1!!!! :D :D:D:D:D:D

LMAO LOL LAWL

When a student from your class gets kicked out of class and say, "lol/HAHAH BANNED"

Game: Counter Strike

True story. On September 11th, when the twin towers fell, my brother called me up and said "Terrorists win!" in the announcer voice.

Sorry if I offend anyone. But it's funny.

SentientGames

LMFAO!!!

ahahahaha wow yeah i found that funny :D

When you walk out your house and wait for the loading screen to come up (true story)jbkilla

thatsa good one. or when you start talking about the tv show las venturas.

or(hitman 2) you start thinking of which way to assassinate your friends : fiber wire or silenced silverballers?

Game: CSS

You turn to your buddy at work and say "this map is getting boring..."

SharpFlame

Haha!!!

When you tell an ugly person he/she needs to upgrade his/her Graphics Card.waspoeder

LOL good one mate, lucky I got a 8800GTS lol

YOu've been playing too much Oblivion when:

You pick up all the crap in your room and bring it to the nearest shop, expecting they'll buy it all.

You start kneeling nextto your sleeping roommate and walking back and forth, hoping it'll get you better at sneaking around.

Before buying anything, for about 5 minutes you alternate between threatening the salesman, telling him jokes, boasting about your lifeand praising him.

Carton_of_milk

lol !! great.

You hit someone and then wonder why he doesn't drops any items

game css:

when you press y before typing anything in msn or aim....

that has happend so much for me... its really annoying -_____-

When you walk out your house and wait for the loading screen to come up (true story)jbkilla

ROFLMAO!!!11!!11!!!!!1!

THe quote in your sig is awesome as well.

Game: HL

When eating fried calamari, you stick the tentacles out your mouth and go "rrrrrrglglglglgl" like a bullsquid and then tailswipe the waiter when he passes by.

Ya, thats stupid....

u know uve played too much deus ex 1 when u start hiding from cameras without realising ure doing it. i was like that for a few weeks....good times :D.

u know uve played too much splinter cell ure only walking in shadows and have sudden urges to pistol whip ppl as they pass by.....im still footing the bill for that :S.

osan0

HAHAHA I do that when Im drunk!

I would be walking back from my friends place off campus to the dorm rooms, and we would walk through campus and hide from things.

You're about to get intimate with your girlfriend and you say, "Get in position and wait for my go."DragonfireXZ95

LOL!!!!@X!X@!111z!!x1!!!! :D :D:D:D:D:D

Yes. That's funny. :)

GTA.

When you walk outside with your ps2 controlpad button mashing triangle to get in your car! FAR FUR:evil: FUC FAcE!!!(Next time dont mix your car keys with your controller.)

When you fall asleep and when you dream...you are in a video game.

And then you wake up the next day, driving to work...and you're still seeing images from the video games you've been playing. Except at a higher resolution.

Team Fortress 2:

You put a mask of a girl on and expect to be disguised as a girl, you then walk into a girls locker room.

Or when you have your glasses broken and the optometrist tells you to get a better monitor. Or that you have crappy resolution.

[QUOTE="Lawnwake"]

When you consider the fact that all that your computer is missing is a vagina

....eugh....

marcus4hire

What???? You mean it doesn't??? Then whathave I been sticking my.........OMG........

LMAO:P

[QUOTE="marcus4hire"][QUOTE="Lawnwake"]

When you consider the fact that all that your computer is missing is a vagina

....eugh....

NNY42

What???? You mean it doesn't??? Then whathave I been sticking my.........OMG........

LMAO:P

I want to have sex with a cyborg.

[QUOTE="Lawnwake"]

When you consider the fact that all that your computer is missing is a vagina

....eugh....

marcus4hire

What???? You mean it doesn't??? Then whathave I been sticking my.........OMG........

i feel sorry for the USB port :lol:

game css:

when you press y before typing anything in msn or aim....

that has happend so much for me... its really annoying -_____-

Amir_1

ahh ! i hate that. lol

game:TF2

When you try to set your co-workers on fire because they might be a spy.

CS:Source (or FPS in general) - everywhere I go, I'm constantly scoping my surroundings for different types of cover/attack points, kind of a heightened awareness.

After playing a MUD for a few hours I'd constantly type score to check my status when I wasn't in the game anymore.

Also had dreams where I was either in or playinga game. Many times aspects of games end up in dreams like characters weapons or locations.

Pretty standard stuff. They say gamers make better surgeons for a reason. I probably owe a great deal of my problem solving ablility to video games.

True story for me. :)

HL2:

I walked up to my house door and stare at it, expecting it to open by itself without the aid of a hand. Then I panicked when the door opened and fell into a nervous breakdown when I realized I didn't have a keyboard with a E key on it. Then I found the things called "keys" in my pockets.

Game: CSS

You leave home hoping you didn't forget the Defuse kit, only to forget your keys.

Game: Fable

You go to a major town, go on a killing spree, leave town for about 10 minutes, come back expecting to be forgiven.

uknow uve played too much deus ex 1 when u start hiding from cameras without realising ure doing it. i was like that for a few weeks....good times :D. osan0

Good times indeed!

GTA:SA- When you get the FBI after you, then go into a clothing store, put on a pair of boxers with hearts on them, and walk out expecting them not to be there.

Lol, sorry for double post, I meant by when the door DIDN'T open. :DTheC0m1ssar

"Edit" button?

quake wars: when your in the battlefield trying to destroy a tank with your knife.

*and yes you can destroy vehicles with a knife in quake wars.*