Why do thou guys like witcher 2?

So like, I get in teh game, and I find out I cunnut customize character, I am as diseased old man who faps to CP.Mass effect and like gud games like Fallout/oblivion let you make yo guy look smexy, or woman if you see yourself as a woman.

But liek why cannut I jump over obstacles, or plant c4 and make my own path? I mean comon, is this guy a true warrior? Clearly nut.

Here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcMFMTgqpiI

I uploaded this quickly, why can't I smash the cart? Or jump over the rubbel? Or break teh door down? I have to go where the exclamation mark is on my map.

Also why can't I just start killing people? My sword goes rite thru ppl, how does that even make sense?

This is just a japanese RPG in like 3rd dimension.

Oh and no skill is involved with this game, like I was playing COD4 earlier, and CSS, and like I was going all out being a true warrior, but this game is like click click click. Oh and, why do you open doors with the attack button? That seems dangerous.

My brilliant thrread requires a thread of its own, amirite?

My brilliant thrread requires a thread of its own, amirite?

JigglyWiggly_

If u dont lik da gamez den dont playz it dudezzz...huruhuruhr

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My brilliant thrread requires a thread of its own, amirite?

Rezze16

If u dont lik da gamez den dont playz it dudezzz...huruhuruhr

Butz stopzz advertizzzzing. Therx is anootther sticccky thredd

My brilliant thrread requires a thread of its own, amirite?

JigglyWiggly_

You aren't funny. There is a sticky, use it.

- Awesome story

- Great characters

- Good combat

- Great atmosphere

- Good Dialogue

- Choices that actually have alot of effect on the game

- Very high fun factor

- Good roleplaying elements

All that equals the best rpg since Baldurs Gate2 imo.

[QUOTE="JigglyWiggly_"]

My brilliant thrread requires a thread of its own, amirite?

TommyWieseau81

You aren't funny. There is a sticky, use it.

- Awesome story

- Great characters

- Good combat

- Great atmosphere

- Good Dialogue

- Choices that actually have alot of effect on the game

- Very high fun factor

- Good roleplaying elements

All that equals the best rpg since Baldurs Gate2 imo.

To say this game takes no skill is hilarious and laughable imo.

kozzy1234

[QUOTE="kozzy1234"]

- Awesome story

- Great characters

- Good combat

- Great atmosphere

- Good Dialogue

- Choices that actually have alot of effect on the game

- Very high fun factor

- Good roleplaying elements

All that equals the best rpg since Baldurs Gate2 imo.

To say this game takes no skill is hilarious and laughable imo.

JigglyWiggly_

I'll add a link to help out the TC.

http://www.amazon.com/Write-Jokes-Numbers-Funny-Lessons/dp/0962823104/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1306010420&sr=8-9

I lost you at customize your own character. This isn't the game for that. If you know anything about The Witcher, you would know that. This game was derived from the books, literature. Customization wouldn't befit this kind of game.

Your assessment clearly shows you know nothing about the origins of The Witcher. You're the first person that I've come across that complained about that. /face desk I think you should stick to Oblivion or another game, perhaps an MMO.

People overhyped this game way too much. Just like Dragon's Age 2. The game is not the best RPG since ____. I rate it a 5/10. The story is decent, but the combat is awful. Bad combat = huge turn off the game. Especially if it's an RPG. Can't jump? Beyond stupid.sexygirl6t9

Datz all liek cuz...teh witcher be too busy tappin dat Triss to be all changin clothes n facial features n getting sex changes to fulfill ya nerd fantasies ya feel me? This ol' n white haired mofo is too badass to be changed.

why you be wantin to jump n sheet anyway? If yall wanna jump go play sum hoops or Super Mario Galaxy. Dat gaem got no invisible walls and can jump anywhere! Didn't u c wut happened deh last time sumone jumped in teh witcher? its right at the beginning! he ded! ur swoad dunt cut right troo peeps cuz this is all virtual n wat-not. they got no innerds! y u wanna brake dem doors n cards anyway? thats really rude! peeps rely on dose to do dem jobs.

Sorry. Tried my best to type that in a language appropiate for a response :P

I also see you typed skill and CoD in the same sentence; You should be modded for that!

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[QUOTE="sexygirl6t9"]People overhyped this game way too much. Just like Dragon's Age 2. The game is not the best RPG since ____. I rate it a 5/10. The story is decent, but the combat is awful. Bad combat = huge turn off the game. Especially if it's an RPG. Can't jump? Beyond stupid.wis3boi

Once you delve deeper in the game, you will notice that you will have to make a lot of story-changing decisions, even more than in DA:O or Mass Effect as you might say. That's one of it's charm that I like.

[QUOTE="sexygirl6t9"]People overhyped this game way too much. Just like Dragon's Age 2. The game is not the best RPG since ____. I rate it a 5/10. The story is decent, but the combat is awful. Bad combat = huge turn off the game. Especially if it's an RPG. Can't jump? Beyond stupid.wis3boi

[QUOTE="wis3boi"][QUOTE="sexygirl6t9"]People overhyped this game way too much. Just like Dragon's Age 2. The game is not the best RPG since ____. I rate it a 5/10. The story is decent, but the combat is awful. Bad combat = huge turn off the game. Especially if it's an RPG. Can't jump? Beyond stupid.TailBlood

Datz all liek cuz...teh witcher be too busy tappin dat Triss to be all changin clothes n facial features n getting sex changes to fulfill ya nerd fantasies ya feel me? This ol' n white haired mofo is too badass to be changed.

why you be wantin to jump n sheet anyway? If yall wanna jump go play sum hoops or Super Mario Galaxy. Dat gaem got no invisible walls and can jump anywhere! Didn't u c wut happened deh last time sumone jumped in teh witcher? its right at the beginning! he ded! ur swoad dunt cut right troo peeps cuz this is all virtual n wat-not. they got no innerds! y u wanna brake dem doors n cards anyway? thats really rude! peeps rely on dose to do dem jobs.

Sorry. Tried my best to type that in a language appropiate for a response :P

I also see you typed skill and CoD in the same sentence; You should be modded for that!

ChubbyGuy40

Datz all liek cuz...teh witcher be too busy tappin dat Triss to be all changin clothes n facial features n getting sex changes to fulfill ya nerd fantasies ya feel me? This ol' n white haired mofo is too badass to be changed.

why you be wantin to jump n sheet anyway? If yall wanna jump go play sum hoops or Super Mario Galaxy. Dat gaem got no invisible walls and can jump anywhere! Didn't u c wut happened deh last time sumone jumped in teh witcher? its right at the beginning! he ded! ur swoad dunt cut right troo peeps cuz this is all virtual n wat-not. they got no innerds! y u wanna brake dem doors n cards anyway? thats really rude! peeps rely on dose to do dem jobs.

Sorry. Tried my best to type that in a language appropiate for a response :P

I also see you typed skill and CoD in the same sentence; You should be modded for that!

ChubbyGuy40

NO

Mario Galaxy is a noskillgaem.

I'll add a link to help out the TC.

http://www.amazon.com/Write-Jokes-Numbers-Funny-Lessons/dp/0962823104/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1306010420&sr=8-9

sleepingzzz

People overhyped this game way too much. Just like Dragon's Age 2. The game is not the best RPG since ____. I rate it a 5/10. The story is decent, but the combat is awful. Bad combat = huge turn off the game. Especially if it's an RPG. Can't jump? Beyond stupid.sexygirl6t9

[QUOTE="sexygirl6t9"]People overhyped this game way too much. Just like Dragon's Age 2. The game is not the best RPG since ____. I rate it a 5/10. The story is decent, but the combat is awful. Bad combat = huge turn off the game. Especially if it's an RPG. Can't jump? Beyond stupid.Blacklight2

[QUOTE="Blacklight2"][QUOTE="sexygirl6t9"]People overhyped this game way too much. Just like Dragon's Age 2. The game is not the best RPG since ____. I rate it a 5/10. The story is decent, but the combat is awful. Bad combat = huge turn off the game. Especially if it's an RPG. Can't jump? Beyond stupid.JigglyWiggly_

Why all the hate on The Witcher 2? If you don't like it, don't play it. :P

[QUOTE="JigglyWiggly_"][QUOTE="Blacklight2"] Just because you actually have to not be stupid doesn't mean the combat is bad. The combat is the best I have ever encountered.sexygirl6t9

1/10 nice attempt to troll

Masenkoe

[QUOTE="sexygirl6t9"][QUOTE="JigglyWiggly_"] The combat is so plain, where is the skill? It's just some guy swangang a sword around? Also why can't he grab like dirt off the ground, throw it in their eyes and then throw his sword, and then pick it up? Like the game is so linear in disguise. COD has more choices than this game.deathshand707

1/10 nice attempt to troll

[QUOTE="TailBlood"]

[QUOTE="wis3boi"] -5/10, try posting real argumentssexygirl6t9

So like, I get in teh game, and I find out I cunnut customize character, I am as diseased old man who faps to CP.Mass effect and like gud games like Fallout/oblivion let you make yo guy look smexy, or woman if you see yourself as a woman.

But liek why cannut I jump over obstacles, or plant c4 and make my own path? I mean comon, is this guy a true warrior? Clearly nut.

Here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcMFMTgqpiI

I uploaded this quickly, why can't I smash the cart? Or jump over the rubbel? Or break teh door down? I have to go where the exclamation mark is on my map.

Also why can't I just start killing people? My sword goes rite thru ppl, how does that even make sense?

This is just a japanese RPG in like 3rd dimension.

Oh and no skill is involved with this game, like I was playing COD4 earlier, and CSS, and like I was going all out being a true warrior, but this game is like click click click. Oh and, why do you open doors with the attack button? That seems dangerous.

JigglyWiggly_

You spend a lot of time at the place that shall not be named, don't you?

[QUOTE="deathshand707"]

[QUOTE="sexygirl6t9"] badJigglyWiggly_

1/10 nice attempt to troll