Why is Street Cleaning Simulator #1 on Gamespot?

I rushed home from work last week because I bought street cleaning sim from amazon. I haven't left my room since. It's taking gaming to a place where it's never been before. The streets.

I start crying when i'm not playing it. It's my life. Game of the freaking decade.

A friend of mine left his wife and now plays SCS 24/7 without getting nagged at constantly. He says it's the best thing he has ever done in his life.

A friend of mine left his wife and now plays SCS 24/7 without getting nagged at constantly. He says it's the best thing he has ever done in his life.

LUMIN4RY

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A friend of mine left his wife and now plays SCS 24/7 without getting nagged at constantly. He says it's the best thing he has ever done in his life.

FelipeInside

He told me... Who needs a girl when you have SCS?

Well i played the game and my life is complete now. There will never be anything better.

I would have to say SCS has changed the way I look at life, it has opened my eyes to the endless possibilities, we - the humans, have the ability to love mother earth and keep it clean.

If it were not for SCS I would not have had the happiest day of my life!

Is there some kind of elaborate prank going on?

k0r3aN_pR1d3

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Is there some kind of elaborate prank going on?

topsemag55

I don't understand why you people feel the need to praise this game. Trolling? The game is just average at best. And because of **** like you I bought the game thinking it would be good. The animations are subpar, the controls make no sense, the graphics are 2003, locations that need cleaning are not pointed out on the map, the physics are laughable. How do you guys even enjoy this game?

I don't understand why you people feel the need to praise this game. Trolling? The game is just average at best. And because of **** like you I bought the game thinking it would be good. The animations are subpar, the controls make no sense, the graphics are 2003, locations that need cleaning are not pointed out on the map, the physics are laughable. How do you guys even enjoy this game?

Partridge84

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I don't understand why you people feel the need to praise this game. Trolling? The game is just average at best. And because of **** like you I bought the game thinking it would be good. The animations are subpar, the controls make no sense, the graphics are 2003, locations that need cleaning are not pointed out on the map, the physics are laughable. How do you guys even enjoy this game?

lil_d_mack_314

I'm seriously thinking about trying to get a Street Cleaning Job in my city. It's just had that much of a positive impact on my life.

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I don't understand why you people feel the need to praise this game. Trolling? The game is just average at best. And because of **** like you I bought the game thinking it would be good. The animations are subpar, the controls make no sense, the graphics are 2003, locations that need cleaning are not pointed out on the map, the physics are laughable. How do you guys even enjoy this game?

FelipeInside

Maybe because people are shocked such of a game actually exist. Next there will be the Garbage Truck Simulator.Jd1680a

Well i played the game and my life is complete now. There will never be anything better.

Sleepyz

That my friend is where you are wrong. SCS 2... that'll be the day.

Gosh, you ever hear street cleaners driving at around your block at night is like eargasm. Nothing like the whoo-ing noise that tingles down your spine is pure bliss.

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Well i played the game and my life is complete now. There will never be anything better.

Masenkoe

That my friend is where you are wrong. SCS 2... that'll be the day.

So currently the user score is 9.1 and the critic score is 2.7 how does it get a GS score of 1.5???

What kind of jacked up scoring system is this? GS bias maybe?

I guess users were thinking, "Well everyone else is doing it, I should too" 10!!! (not a born leader among them -.-)

Well obviously to add street cleaning experience to their resume because the simulator is like the real thing. :P

[QUOTE="Jd1680a"]Maybe because people are shocked such of a game actually exist. Next there will be the Garbage Truck Simulator.FelipeInside

Is there some kind of elaborate prank going on?

k0r3aN_pR1d3

the popularity chart on the front page just goes by how many views/contributions the game gets.

What prank? It's simply that good the graphics the cars omg AMAZING 10/10 gamespot so underscored itTheHunterV3

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"][QUOTE="Jd1680a"]Maybe because people are shocked such of a game actually exist. Next there will be the Garbage Truck Simulator.masterdrat

[QUOTE="TheHunterV3"]What prank? It's simply that good the graphics the cars omg AMAZING 10/10 gamespot so underscored itPartridge84

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[QUOTE="TheHunterV3"]What prank? It's simply that good the graphics the cars omg AMAZING 10/10 gamespot so underscored itGooeykat

Nevermind. I uninstalled the game. No more worries about this piece of ship.

[QUOTE="Gooeykat"][QUOTE="Partridge84"]|Fcking troll. Ok, the cars looks pretty good, but the rest of the graphics are shet. I saw a car drive into a hegde and it fell through the map. This game is bollocks.

Partridge84

Nevermind. I uninstalled the game. No more worries about this piece of ship.

lol, I can't tell if your serious or not.

Graphics King.Elann2008

http://www.excalibur-publishing.com/games.htm

The website of the developer. Yes they have more stupid games. And yes, they have DLCs.

So i heard the developers are making another game....

Delivery Truck Simulator!

''Turn the starter key on your own delivery business with Delivery Truck Simulator. Carry your cargo of parcels and packages across the city as you strive to become king of the couriers.''

I pre-ordered two copies, one for playing and the other for worshiping...

So i heard the developers are making another game....

Delivery Truck Simulator!

''Turn the starter key on your own delivery business with Delivery Truck Simulator. Carry your cargo of parcels and packages across the city as you strive to become king of the couriers.''

I pre-ordered two copies, one for playing and the other for worshiping...

Lucasrolender

Prank or not, i'm buying this game.

"...Why is Street Cleaning Simulator #1 on Gamespot?"...

Because people are sheep...

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So i heard the developers are making another game....

Delivery Truck Simulator!

''Turn the starter key on your own delivery business with Delivery Truck Simulator. Carry your cargo of parcels and packages across the city as you strive to become king of the couriers.''

I pre-ordered two copies, one for playing and the other for worshiping...

MythPro1

I tried a closed beta for that I believe :o. I couldn't get past some guard dogs for the longest. After thinking I was out of the woods...ROAD CONSTRUCTION :x!!!! Man talk about deep visceral game play.