window movie maker

Its free; I am pretty sure it comes with sp1

Question 1, why do you want to be a n00b? all n00bs use that piece of crap

Question 2, Don't you want your movies to be fancy, and better than the rest, if you want to take lots of time use adobe after effects, or something similar but incredibly better is cyberlink power director

Question 3, it licks meh balls I use after effects.