3 headlines you would like to see

What are 3 headlines you would like to see for the PS3? Here are a few of mine:

Playstation 3 passes Xbox 360 and Wii in sales in January 2008

Motorstorm 2 confirmed and gameplay video exactly like the CGI video

Killzone 2 shown, looks close to CGI render, stuns everone

1.) Banjo Hero announced for Playstation 3

2.) New Playstation 3 Money Printing Accessory Patent Approved

3.) PS3 DVR Capabilities to be Included in March Update

Sony finds cure of Cancer with the PS3.

Final Fantasy 7 remake coming to the PS3 only.

True underdog story, the PS3 triples its sells by the end of 2007.

The PS3 explodes if anyone attempts to hack/mod it

A PS3 price drop

PS3 rumble support

The PS3 explodes if anyone attempts to hack/mod it

HawksNDoves

Well that one is not going to happen as i DO have YDL running on my PS3 :P.

Is everyone here f**king crazy. Seriously ps3 is doing nothing.

"Metal Gear Solid makes a surprise and is now being relesed in march, promised with no bugs"

"All xbox 360's explode, millions injured but no deaths. Everyone takes down microsoft for the incident"

"Killzone 2 looks better than the trailor"

1. "Sonys PS3 reaches 100 million sold."

2. "Metal Gear Solid 4 offically the greatest game of all time. Fact."

3. "Sonys PSP surpasses DS in hardware sales."

Announcment for Harmonica Hero

PS3 owns, eveyone who said other, just got pwned, PS3 rules all consoles!

PS3 out sells 360 and Wii worldwide and America, 360 becomes this gens Gamecube.

Is everyone here f**king crazy. Seriously ps3 is doing nothing.

WllDan7

This is so stupid and pointless. Must be a virgin. get a life.Thakingk05

Wow I dont know who is worse. PS3 is doing nothing? With a mass release of games in March and April that should quickly change. Updates coming almost every two weeks, which means they are trying. One more thing is that unlike the 360 we didn't have to send ours back to play it for more than an hour.

And Virgin boy up there. Wow. Pretty much all I got. But if you dont like the thread just hit the nice back button and stop raining on everyone else's parade.

As for my Headliner i would love to see "Gamespot gives 10 to (any PS3 game)"

"Hunting fanboys now oylimpic sport"

"Bill Gates' flying fortress spoted"

"Gamespot gives a PS3 game over 9.0 OMFGWTFBBQ!!!!!!"

OR

"40 year old man reaches 1 million kills in one sitting achivement Gears of War 2, his brain imploded seconds after"

"Serveral cities under siege from angry nerds who didnt get a Halo 3 beta"

"Mother in critical condition after taking a major blow to the head from an airborne Wii-mote"

"Metal Gear Solid makes a surprise and is now being relesed in march, promised with no bugs"

"All xbox 360's explode, millions injured but no deaths. Everyone takes down microsoft for the incident"

"Killzone 2 looks better than the trailor"

Sully28

omg stop writing crap about the 360, i got a 360, and im getting the ps3 soon 2, i dont want to explode before i get my ps3, so s t f u