Amusing Stories of YOUR GIRLFRIEND HOARDING THE PS3

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#1 knicknut17
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Have you ever woken up on a Saturday morning, excited to fire up the PS3 and continue your previously saved game?

Have you ever woken up on a Saturday morning, excited as all hell to re-enter Shadow Moses Island for the first time in ten years, only to be denied by your girlfriend?

Have you ever been denied "getting some good gaming in" by your girlfriend?

How about getting denied because your girlfriend is hoarding the PS3 to appease her dark desires of taking over the world? My girlfriend is addicted to Civilization Revolution. Don't get me wrong, it's a great game. VERY ADDICTIVE. But she's better, or at least more persistant than I at it, and is absolutely hellbent to spend entire weekends to get all 4 victories on the hardest difficulty.

What have I created? A PS3 MONSTER...Why did I download the demo?

How the hell am I going to be able to finish BioShock twice? I'm working on Metal Gear Solid 4 on Extreme Mode. I've only scratched the surface of Half Life 2, and there's no way I'm going to be able to keep up with the clan for Call of Duty...

Granted...this is utterly amusing, and cute because my girlfriend usually loves to go out to the beach or the club on weekends. Instead, Civilization Revolution, has utterly consumed her. Maybe it's a way for her to connect with our new Sony Bravia KDL40-XBR4 HDT...

So yeah...we have one TV, one PS3, and die hard PS3 fan, and a PS3 monster (whom I love) in my household. I do hope she likes "Little Big Planet".

Anyone else as "lucky" as I am?

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#2 bigburd
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my gf bought me my ps3 for xmas last year, and lets me have a couple days to myself to play a new game when it comes out and doesnt get mad. I just need to find a game that will get her into gaming, although she did really enjoy playing lego indiana jones. the only thing is i get so frustrated when she's not good at it, but thats just me being stupid
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My wife got herself LocoRoco for the psp. When we got the PS3, they day it delivered I was at work, when I got hom she had already downloaded the PS3 version of LocoRoco and lives on it oh and Ratchet and Clank.
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My wife got herself LocoRoco for the psp. When we got the PS3, they day it delivered I was at work, when I got hom she had already downloaded the PS3 version of LocoRoco and lives on it oh and Ratchet and Clank.
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#5 knicknut17
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My girlfriend doesn't quite grasp the concept of using BOTH analog sticks at the same time. This limits the kind of games we can play together.

2-D games she's great at.

She loves Civilization Revoution, Puzzle Fighter, Guitar Hero, and Pixel Junk Monsters.

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#6 GARRYTH
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i feel your pain buddy because i go through the same thing too. luckly i have sdtv in the bed room even though not as good as the hdtv i don't care as long i get to play it.

try sharing with a 10, 7, 56 year olds in the same house. that is not including me or the acasion my wife lol i catch her playing time to time. (tekken and uncharted).

my mother in law 56 beat drakes about 12 times now i my stomack turns when i see it and i love that game.

she also did the same last gen with res 4 and she bet it on the hardest setting for both games. res 4 was very hard i did not have the patiance for it but she did it.

i hate the fact my son plays it for like 4 to 5 hours almost every day but im lucky i get to play 1 hour. dam charms they take the tv for that every night so i broke down and im starting to hook it up in the bed room on my sdtv.

my daughter hardly plays but she plays ps 2 games on it (got the 20 gig) so she play it too.

thank god my son getting a wii for x-mas. i will hook that up in his bedroom. lol i got 5 tv's in the house you need at least 2 tv's in your house if your a gamer to survive in a relation ship.

i got food spit on me when i told her how much i spent on the ps 3 i should of waited until she did not have a mouth full of food.

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#7 knicknut17
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i feel your pain buddy because i go through the same thing too. luckly i have sdtv in the bed room even though not as good as the hdtv i don't care as long i get to play it.

try sharing with a 10, 7, 56 year olds in the same house. that is not including me or the acasion my wife lol i catch her playing time to time. (tekken and uncharted).

my mother in law 56 beat drakes about 12 times now i my stomack turns when i see it and i love that game.

she also did the same last gen with res 4 and she bet it on the hardest setting for both games. res 4 was very hard i did not have the patiance for it but she did it.

i hate the fact my son plays it for like 4 to 5 hours almost every day but im lucky i get to play 1 hour. dam charms they take the tv for that every night so i broke down and im starting to hook it up in the bed room on my sdtv.

my daughter hardly plays but she plays ps 2 games on it (got the 20 gig) so she play it too.

thank god my son getting a wii for x-mas. i will hook that up in his bedroom. lol i got 5 tv's in the house you need at least 2 tv's in your house if your a gamer to survive in a relation ship.

i got food spit on me when i told her how much i spent on the ps 3 i should of waited until she did not have a mouth full of food.

GARRYTH

I absolutely want to get another HDTV, but the economy is bad, and money is tight. A 32" for a bedroom would be nice...Thankfully we have no kids yet. Then I'd really have to grow up. Haha.

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Hmm thats nothing mine actually took my PS3 out of my room one night to actually hook it up in her room.I came in my room like WTF,somebody jacked my Sh#t.Only to relize that she feels better playing my PS3 in her room.She says there is less''glare''but truth be told have have three windows around my room.All three of them have thick curtains around them lol.

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Just be happy she games. My wife can't stand games and has grown accustomed to mocking TF2 when its on. "You have captured the enemies intellegence. HAHAH." And don't get me started on Ninja Gaiden and Rachels chest size. Sigh.
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#10 Mau-Justice
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My girlfriend isn't a big PS3 fan. She does steal my Wii and 360 all the time though. I've had my Wii since launch and still haven't had the chance to finish Twilight Princess.

I just have to put my foot down and throw her off my 360. She's playing Tales of Vesperia, so if I don't boot her off, I wont be able to play for the next 2 weeks :) Lucky for me though, I never have to battle for the PS3..that will probably change with LBP. Thanks a lot Sony, no consoles for me...

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#11 K1LLR3175
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Just be happy she games. My wife can't stand games and has grown accustomed to mocking TF2 when its on. "You have captured the enemies intellegence. HAHAH." And don't get me started on Ninja Gaiden and Rachels chest size. Sigh.189302
Yeah well I am a guy and I think her''Chest size''is stupid.I am very happy that she games,I love the fact that it brings us closer and we can spend time doing things.It is one of the greatest feelings in the world going through a game and beating it with the one you love.
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My wife goes nuts on Rock Band. I've been looking into some sound deadening material.
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tell me about it, today i decided to play some call of duty and maybe after an hr or so get MGS4 in, i even woke up hr early lol before she usually gets up, as soon as she woke up she pushed me aside and said my turn, and now shes heavenly sword while im on the net downloadin music and chit chattin lol. last week i went 4 days without touching my ps3 because she wanted to play silent hill 2 again and i was just sittin there watching, guess i know how she feels sometimes when shes watching me......thats why i bought her a 40GB ps3 for her bday lol and im glad!
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#14 Gravity_2
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now i dont have this problem as my girlfriend is not much of a gamer. she does have a DS with new super mario on it but shes so useless at it its really embarasing. she does moan if i go in my ps3 or 360 & i get the how long are you going to be on that routine & you have more time for your games than me.

to all you gamers that have girlfriends or wives do you get the abuse that i have to put up with

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Hmm thats nothing mine actually took my PS3 out of my room one night to actually hook it up in her room.I came in my room like WTF,somebody jacked my Sh#t.Only to relize that she feels better playing my PS3 in her room.She says there is less''glare''but truth be told have have three windows around my room.All three of them have thick curtains around them lol.

K1LLR3175

lol she really looking up porn on the internet browser in her room. sence there there no glare in your room. lol j/k

wait wait wait you two sleep in seperate rooms lol how that working for you. you should make your room the sleeping quarters and set up her room for gaming.

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#16 K1LLR3175
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[QUOTE="K1LLR3175"]

Hmm thats nothing mine actually took my PS3 out of my room one night to actually hook it up in her room.I came in my room like WTF,somebody jacked my Sh#t.Only to relize that she feels better playing my PS3 in her room.She says there is less''glare''but truth be told have have three windows around my room.All three of them have thick curtains around them lol.

GARRYTH

lol she really looking up porn on the internet browser in her room. sence there there no glare in your room. lol j/k

wait wait wait you two sleep in seperate rooms lol how that working for you. you should make your room the sleeping quarters and set up her room for gaming.

Well sometimes.We both need our space sometimes.The house has multiple Bed rooms.So we agreed on having our own private rooms but of course we sleep together alot of the time.Everybody needs there alone time and there own space.That is a good idea though.If not her room one of the other rooms.
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my lady hates video games. the day a woman kiks my ass in a videogame of my choosing, is the day i propose.
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#18 K1LLR3175
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If I do make a gaming room I want it to be special,kinda like a suprise for her you know.And make sure there is no glare lol.
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#19 GARRYTH
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[QUOTE="GARRYTH"][QUOTE="K1LLR3175"]

Hmm thats nothing mine actually took my PS3 out of my room one night to actually hook it up in her room.I came in my room like WTF,somebody jacked my Sh#t.Only to relize that she feels better playing my PS3 in her room.She says there is less''glare''but truth be told have have three windows around my room.All three of them have thick curtains around them lol.

K1LLR3175

lol she really looking up porn on the internet browser in her room. sence there there no glare in your room. lol j/k

wait wait wait you two sleep in seperate rooms lol how that working for you. you should make your room the sleeping quarters and set up her room for gaming.

Well sometimes.We both need our space sometimes.The house has multiple Bed rooms.So we agreed on having our own private rooms but of course we sleep together alot of the time.Everybody needs there alone time and there own space.That is a good idea though.If not her room one of the other rooms.

i wish i could do that for space as well but having 2 children they take the rest of the house with there toys lol. i got my wife in warhawk (she stinks but still has fun playing) so playing co-op is great. lol my 10 year old likes playing death match with her because he hunts her down giving hisself about 60 kills.
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My wife got addicted to PixelJunk Monsters. Hence if I want to play with her it has to be that. She is not into more complicated games :( Saturday mornings .... so true :)
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#21 Grphq-Rbn
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My wife got me a PS3 as a wedding gift. I play as often as i want she enjoys watching me play. And always roots for me. But the only game she can play on my PS3 is Sonic. Only thing is she hates when i play till 3:00am. Which is pretty much every night.
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#22 K1LLR3175
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[QUOTE="K1LLR3175"][QUOTE="GARRYTH"][QUOTE="K1LLR3175"]

Hmm thats nothing mine actually took my PS3 out of my room one night to actually hook it up in her room.I came in my room like WTF,somebody jacked my Sh#t.Only to relize that she feels better playing my PS3 in her room.She says there is less''glare''but truth be told have have three windows around my room.All three of them have thick curtains around them lol.

GARRYTH

lol she really looking up porn on the internet browser in her room. sence there there no glare in your room. lol j/k

wait wait wait you two sleep in seperate rooms lol how that working for you. you should make your room the sleeping quarters and set up her room for gaming.

Well sometimes.We both need our space sometimes.The house has multiple Bed rooms.So we agreed on having our own private rooms but of course we sleep together alot of the time.Everybody needs there alone time and there own space.That is a good idea though.If not her room one of the other rooms.

i wish i could do that for space as well but having 2 children they take the rest of the house with there toys lol. i got my wife in warhawk (she stinks but still has fun playing) so playing co-op is great. lol my 10 year old likes playing death match with her because he hunts her down giving hisself about 60 kills.

See that is cool though.We both want kids one day so we do keep that in mind.Sorry about the space issues,but atleast it is filled up with people you love.
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#23 silentkill62696
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Just seduce her while shes playing, n when shes not looking at u jack that ps3. lol jk
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#24 K1LLR3175
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LOL.I got it back in my room but I told her from now one if she wants to take it in the less of a glare room she can.I am really diggin this post.
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I had actually wrote a blog about this some time ago. You can click the link if you want to read it.

Link to My Blog

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#26 jakndaxter7223
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people on gamespot have girlfriends?

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#27 9mmSpliff
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never have that problem. screw girlfriends.....lol. rather be able to do what i want, when i want :D

But I have gone through that in the past. I had a girlfriend by me a Dreamcast, PS1 and GC later when we got back together. She was all over them, mainly the driving games. Her dad was pretty addicted too. They would ask all the time for me to leave the console over at their house.
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#28 9mmSpliff
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people on gamespot have girlfriends?

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#29 swamplord666
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none of my past girlfriends were ever that into videogames so no stories for me!
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#30 K1LLR3175
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people on gamespot have girlfriends?

jakndaxter7223
Yep I guess the myth is true lol.
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#31 THE_BRUTALIZER
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haha im 14 i dont have a girlfriend THE PS3 IS MINE THIS SATURDAY SCREW U ALL HAHAHAHAH
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#32 blazinpuertoroc
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ha your lucky actually....I could get my girlfriend hooked with my ps3, just need LBP!
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#33 knicknut17
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It's great to hear that other guys have PS3 monster girlfriends.

I'm telling you man...the second it looks like my Civilization will fail..."Ok, you're going to die (she's right about 95% of the time), my turn!"

Can't wait to hear more stories from you guys.

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#34 K1LLR3175
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Umm,my cat likes to chew on my PS3 analog sticks.Not sure if that counts.Every time my black cat walks past me I lose lol.
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#35 diangelogrey
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Next Wednesday we are getting a second ps3 just so neither of us has to worry about hogging the ps3. We went and got 2 22" monitors for them so we could play in the same room and play network games over ps3 and the pc together.. It took me all of a minute to convince her this was what we should do as well.. I have turned her to the dark side.. MWAHAHHA
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#36 blazinpuertoroc
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i wouldnt mind if i had a gf who hogged my ps3 all the time...When ever she is enthralled with playing a game it is perfect to sneak your head in between her legs if you know what i mean :P She wont notice a thing until your there completely then she cant resist to knock you away cause she enjoys it and is in the middle of a game! haha
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#37 BostonDieNasty
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i got my gf into R fom and i could hardly ever play the i went on to cod and what happened she hoardes the sheet out of it i need to buy a second ps3 and 2 of every game
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#38 larocabottom1
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My girl's a gamer too and I went through some of u guys bad stories but I love that she games. It use to be rare to find a girl that's into games the way we are but now there really coming around, she really likes racing car games which was okay for me until the week before I got burnout paradise and she asked if I was buying it for her instead of me lol! That's when I had to put my foot down,she's not really big on shooters but I introduced her to gears of war coop mode and she's really starting to love it and wants to play it a lot now and now I'm thinking what have I done lol!
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My girlfriend hates me playing games when shes over XD
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#40 digi198816
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some funny stories here lol

my gf's got wii and frankly speaking, she is pretty horrible at it, i managed to beat her at brawl even though i have rarely played that game. she always wants to play halo 3 mp but shes HORRIBLE at it....she jumps around if she manages to kil someone...which is kinda rare. she isnt that much interested in the ps3, she just finds it very shiny but loves to watch movies on it *bluray* and hates when i play cod4..."would u stop killing those poor soldiers?!" -.-'

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#41 RadTad62
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i remember last new years eve my wife had the flu and we couldn't go out so i stsrted playin ninja gaiden sigma and made it to chapter 10 and gave the control to my wife and jokingly said play till i get back i'm going to the liquor(i live in a dry parish) store when i got back she was on chapter 13 and wouldn't give me the control back she said i'm sick i need something to do so i let her play figuring she'll get tired and she didn't stop until she beat it and i was like how the hell did that happen? the last video game my wife played before this was super mario 3 when we were kids and she sucked at it so now she pretty much a killin machine and i had to hide the force unleashed from her because she is past where i am i'm stuck on the star destroyer level and she past it yesterday i think i created a monster
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#42 brotherreese
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My girl had hogged the PS3 when she went and bought Ratchet and Clank. I couldn't get to play till she finally finished it. Now, I have her playing FF X and God of War, because we know that when FF XIII and FF versus XIII are released, she'll become invisible to me until I'm done.
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#43 larocabottom1
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rad tad-that's funny how she got better than you at some games. Who here ever yelled at their girl or wife cuz of a game? I'm bringing this up because when I play games I have a bad temper when I can't beat a certain part and this is kinda good and bad for my girl. It's good because now she's gives me my space when I'm playing instead of hounding me to get off like she used, the bad part is I kinda feel sorry for her sometimes but i always make it up to her:D Has anyone done this.
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#44 K1LLR3175
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LOL.These stories are fantastic.