Best gta ownage story LOL

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#1 AKS_74U
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I dont own a ps3..I was playing GTA 4 at a friends house (I do plan to get it for PC)..The most amazing./funniest thing happened to me...

I had a 4 star wanted level..about 4 cars were chasing me...My car went on fire and I had to jump out....so im in the middle of the highway and im on the floor...lmao im half way up (My butt on the floor and and my legs crossed...haha best thing happens..im in this position for about 2 seconds..all of a sudden a squad car comes and just SMUCKS my upper body and my blood and guts are ALL over the front of the squad car, i also got sucked under the car... lmao.. like something out of a movie....You guys are so lucky to have this game for PS3 already..cant wait for PS3..ill hook up my controller...what are some of your funny stories with GTA?

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#2 error11
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I killed a guy. :|
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I killed a guy. :|error11

OMG THAT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE TOO!!:lol:

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#4 supersnake930
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i did a front flip on the NRG-900 over the train tracks and got smashed by the train in mid flight.
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#6 supersnake930
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Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990!ThisCurse

????

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#7 kreemghandour
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Well this one is probaly common. I had a guy try and steal his car back, when he tried his got caught on the door. I then dragged him acouple of blocks then i fishtailed my car and he got hit by a on coming semi. FATALITY!
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Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990!ThisCurse

That roast was funny

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#9 ThisCurse
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[QUOTE="ThisCurse"]Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990!Prisoner1137

That roast was funny

I hope they replay that one soon!

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#10 Prisoner1137
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[QUOTE="Prisoner1137"]

[QUOTE="ThisCurse"]Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990!ThisCurse

That roast was funny

I hope they replay that one soon!

They did yesterday around 10pm and 12am. I watched it at least 2 times already very funny stuff.

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[QUOTE="ThisCurse"][QUOTE="Prisoner1137"]

[QUOTE="ThisCurse"]Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990!Prisoner1137

That roast was funny

I hope they replay that one soon!

They did yesterday around 10pm and 12am. I watched it at least 2 times already very funny stuff.

This saturday Comedy Central should play the uncencored version at like 1 am

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[QUOTE="ThisCurse"]Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990!supersnake930

????



:lol: so random!!
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It's even crazier online on free play!
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#14 jacksik
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I killed a guy. :|error11

i killed a guy and i liked it......

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#15 Prisoner1137
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[QUOTE="error11"]I killed a guy. :|jacksik

i killed a guy and i liked it......

now there is blood stains on the carpet

I killed a guy just to try it

I hope Nico don't mind it

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I vaulted over a rail and landed on a guy and my crotch went in his face.
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#18 hama666
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I just get a kick out of taking friends onto a Helicopter, landing on a tall skyscraper and pushing them off the edge.
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#19 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
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i saw i guy driving a car with some dead people in the back then i stole it and kept the bodies in my parking space
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#20 punisher1
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ok
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#21 ONLYDOD
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I once pushed a fat guy on the subway tracks right before the train arrived, it was hillarious. It's really fun to jump out of a helicopter at full speed when in mid air aswell, you never know where your going to land and you usually bounce off of a few things.
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#22 ONLYDOD
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It's quite fun sniping joggers in the park from ontop of that museum place aswell, and walking up to the back of people sitting on benches and fring a shotgun at their head. Stabbing tramps who are asleep can be satisfying aswell.