Best message in demon souls

Whats the best message (or funniest) message you saw in demon souls?

Mine would have to be "Beware of behind ahead"

I saw it behind the statue of the girl in the nexus...

I lol'd really hard :D

I like the random messages.. Hi!.. Great view!.. Beware of cute monster ahead! (Vanguard)

Sticky white stuff on the black smiths bed not the one in the nexus.Fightingfan

[QUOTE="Fightingfan"]Sticky white stuff on the black smiths bed not the one in the nexus.mldca

man i need to play this game:(

Yeah, "Stick white stuff" in front of various female NPCs

Yeah, "Stick white stuff" in front of various female NPCs

parvie